Jew Gaza Be Kiddin Me

Burnin’ Daylight

It’s just me and Aaron tonight, and we’re coming in hot with a full-blown firestorm of dark humor, uncomfortable truths, and wildly irresponsible takes. If you came here for nuance... well, buckle up anyway.

We talk:

• Gaza, Israel, and the fine art of bombing civilians

• Trump as the 1996 Rockies: all offense, no defense, zero improvement

• Why the A’s and Rockies are slowly killing our baseball joy

• Jack Wilson’s kid and his beautiful, bat-to-ball OCD madness

• Snake bounty scams in colonial India (seriously)

• The British Empire’s ongoing legacy of chaos

• Germany rearming—because what could possibly go wrong

• Why the Dems think Eric Swalwell can win back the bros

• Pride Month pullbacks, press secretary takedowns, and government gaslighting

• And of course: racism should be specific, genocide should be vague

Plus: dark jokes, book titles, and geopolitical rants that'll either get us canceled or invited to testify before Congress.

Timestamps:
00:00 – Welcome back, idiots
03:50 – Trump, baseball, and existential disappointment
11:40 – OCD in the batter’s box: Jack Wilson Jr.
17:30 – Cobra farming and British colonial brilliance
25:00 – Gaza, genocide, and hot takes we probably shouldn’t say
37:45 – Remilitarizing Germany for the third act
46:10 – Left-wing bros and the cringe rebrand
54:20 – Pride Month gets de-gayed
1:06:40 – Oakland sucks, Denver’s broke, and everything’s dumb
1:22:00 – Targeted racism, untargeted war crimes
1:30:00 – The book title writes itself: You Gaza Be Kiddin Me

Listen now before the State Department does.
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