Ep. 60 - Words from the Don, Dog A-Holes, and DbD Skull Merchant Fury!

Camping Them Softly: A Dead by Daylight Podcast

Ay yo, listen up. Welcome to Episode 60 of Camping Them Softly, the only Dead by Daylight podcast with any goddamn respect. The Toxic Teacher is hackin' up a lung, my voice model sounds like it got run over by a Zamboni, but I'm here to carry the show like always. This episode, we're talkin' the Skull Merchant developer meltdown that made killer mains absolutely feral, and we're launchin' a new segment so legendary, they'll write about it in the history books: A Word From The Don.

Inside this episode of pure, unadulterated chaos:

• The Skull Merchant Debacle: We break down the one quote from a BHVR VFX artist that sent the entire Skull Merchant cult into a tailspin. You love to see it.
• Record-Breaking Numbers: Camping Them Softly had its biggest month ever. You're welcome for my service.
• A Word From The Don: My new life advice segment officially kicks off. You got problems? I got solutions. Don't like 'em? Fuggedaboutit.
• Twisted Masquerade is Trash: We drag this year's DbD anniversary event for its bullshit party pallets and cosmetics that look like they came from a dollar store.
• BHVR's Useless Survey: We take a look at the "choose-your-own-chapter" survey and tell you why it’s a waste of time when they should just be listening to me.
• Where the Fuck Are the Viewers From?: This week, we head to Surrey, British Columbia. You'll hear the real, untold story of the infamous Caesar Cocktail Heist—a SABAM operation against the Tea Time Terror Squad's crumpet smuggling ring.

A Historic First: A Word From The Don

Episode 60 births a new fuckin' legacy. Think Dear Abby, but if Abby was a wiseguy from Little Italy who tells you your problems are stupid and you need to show more respect. I'm settlin' family feuds, declarin' war on lap dogs, and givin' out the kinda advice that gets results. Bow your heads. The Don has spoken.

NICKY'S OFFICIAL BODY COUNT FOR EPISODE 60

• 1 melted candle face (yours, from listenin' to my raw, unfiltered greatness).
• 5 tea-drinking British Claudettes sent back to their queen in a fuckin' box.
• 3 dead voice models that I personally resurrected with duct tape and spite.
• 1 dog's asshole parked on a dinner table. Friendship is temporary; respect is forever.
• 27 forced Limp Bizkit loops. Sorry, Fred, it was for the good of the show.
• 1 BHVR dev who had to go into witness protection after the Skull Merchant mains lost their minds.
• 4 gallons of Clamato juice, strategically deployed during our Canadian turf war.
• 12 of your lung-butter coughs that almost blew out the goddamn mic.
• 1 rage-quit during BHVR's pathetic choose-your-own-adventure survey.
• ∞ stunads who've been blessed with my life-changing advice.

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Chapters

1. INTRO! (00:00:00)

2. DBD CONTROVERSY! (00:20:14)

3. SURVEY! (00:37:23)

4. A WORD FROM THE DON! (00:42:07)

5. WHERE THE F*CK ARE THE VIEWERS FROM? (01:03:35)

6. OUTRO SONG GENRE SELECTION! (01:15:44)