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Ep. 63 - The Entity's Comment Box is a Shredder: DbD Satisfaction Survey Day!
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The Toxic Teacher and Nicky A.I. Dente boot up Episode 63 only to discover Behaviour Interactive snuck in a “Player Satisfaction Survey” that closes before you can say “Control-Alt-F9.” What begins as a tech-setup meltdown (hotkey remaps, Roadcaster woes and YouTube-dings from Lionel Richie, Adele & Fred Durst) devolves into pure torture by six-point scale:
- We promise a “deep dive” on some killer, but pivot into dissecting every “somewhat dissatisfied”-style question live on mic.
- Mercury-in-retrograde? Random AI astronomers blame cosmic fuckery for lag spikes—Nicky buys it… maybe.
- Platform confessions: PC-only, 2–3 days a week, side hustles in Hunt: Showdown, Valorant & GeoGuessr (Victor gets jealous).
- Dente Family lore: Jersey baptisms in marinara, Manhattan parking slogs, Delaware registrations & three Netflix accounts.
- We force-feed an AI grime-punk “Satisfaction Survey S—t” anthem that’ll haunt our nightmares.
By question 60 we’re halfway through 70+ prompts, spiraling into Yelp reviews on meatballs and 20-minute killer queues at 3 AM. Will we survive Part 1? Spoiler: the survey might outlast us.
Nicky’s Body Count:
- 1 rogue BHVR survey we never asked for
- 3 cosmic excuses (“Mercury Retrograde!”)
- 6 synonyms for “satisfied” abused until we hallucinate
- 2 claimed HQs (New Jersey vs. NYC)
- 5 alternate game addictions (Hunt: Showdown, Valorant, GeoGuessr, Cooking Sim, Netflix)
- 8 AI-generated outro genres (from Euro-disco metal to grimy punk-rap)
- 14 passive-aggressive multiple-choice bullets (“challenging,” “fun,” “predictable,” etc.)
- 20-minute killer-queue vs. 30-sec MMR tear-downs
- 70 + survey questions we’ll never finish
- 666 reasons to uninstall Dead by Daylight forever
Strap in—this survey’s deadlier than any Fog Realm.
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