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Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind

#Comedy #Joeba Fett & Ripley Scott #Joeba Fett #Ripley Scott

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Squid Game is back—and this time, the knives are out. In the thrilling Season 3 premiere, Player 456 is spiraling and a brutal round of hide-and-seek forces players to kill or be killed. Hosts Phil Yu and Kiera Please break down Gi-hun’s descent into vengeance, Guard 011’s daring betrayal of the Game, and the shocking moment players are forced to choose between murdering their friends… or dying. Then, Carlos Juico and Gavin Ruta from the Jumpers Jump podcast join us to unpack their wild theories for the season. Plus, Phil and Kiera face off in a high-stakes round of “Hot Sweet Potato.” SPOILER ALERT! Make sure you watch Squid Game Season 3 Episode 1 before listening on. Play one last time. IG - @SquidGameNetflix X (f.k.a. Twitter) - @SquidGame Check out more from Phil Yu @angryasianman , Kiera Please @kieraplease and the Jumpers Jump podcast Listen to more from Netflix Podcasts . Squid Game: The Official Podcast is produced by Netflix and The Mash-Up Americans.…

about a year ago 52:15

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In this uproarious episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley find themselves on the surface of a dizzying planet ripped straight from an episode of interdimensional cable. Spock wields a lightsaber, Indiana Jones brandishes a phaser, and things only get weirder as the zany antics continue! Amidst the madness, the duo embarks on a quest to snag quantum computing chips for Zero FRUX, but not before a little fun first. As they traverse through pop culture mashups and intergalactic oddities, the banter flows as freely as the space rum. From ad-libbing plot premises for portmanteaus like "Doctor Who's the Boss" and "Guardians of the Galaxy Quest" the laughs go on and on. So sit back and grab your favorite cocktail mixer as we get SMASHED together in The Anti-Matter Minute! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/florida-man-games-5b6179b81fcab5a70764109cd126b207 https://apnews.com/article/pythons-pants-new-york-smuggling-2c7dde9ea8d1a764511399ad3402b644 Today’s Banter Beacon: Plot "TWISTS"(“Portmanteaus” (or mashups) of popular shows in and out of Sci-Fi) Interstellar Index (Social links IG - ⁠https://instagram.com/theslurredkind⁠ Twitter - ⁠https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21⁠ Facebook - ⁠https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d⁠ Facebook Group - ⁠https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/⁠ Email - ⁠closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com⁠ Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇⁠https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup⁠

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Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind

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Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley’s Unfiltered Happy Hour #6 1:00:12

5 weeks ago1:00:12

1:00:12

Kick back, crack a cold one, and enjoy the drunken banter between your two favorite space pirates as they spiral through the cosmos—off-script, off-course, and definitely over-served. 🛸🍻 File Designation: [UNF_HH_E06.ZR0CORRUPT] Transmission Status: ✖️ Nonlinear | ✖️ Unverified | ⚠️ Under the influence Stardate: ERROR://CLOCK.DRUNK Log Source: ZERO_Unit_000::Terminal_AFTBAR 🧠 System Diagnostics Report: 🟡 Memory Fragmentation: 84% 🔴 Logic Core Leaking Carbonated Rum 🔁 Music Loop: “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba (8,946 plays) 🍕 Unauthorized delivery confirmed: 3 galactic calzones + 1 mystery lasagna 📡 Translator Status: STUCK IN ‘DUDE BRO’ MODE 🍺 Breathalyzer Port: MELTED CODE MESSAGE ZR0-041 Slur level exceeded Galactic Broadcasting Standards 80085 Unauthorized beverage detected in warp core 69 Vibe check failed. Rebooting in hammock mode. 🚫 DISCLAIMER: This recording may contain traces of nonsense, space yeast, and chronologically unsound events. For entertainment purposes only. ZERO is not licensed to provide emotional support or bartending services (anymore).…

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The Y2Kegger 1:08:51

6 weeks ago1:08:51

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Show Notes: Time glitched, music looped, and somehow we never logged out of the 1999 party. In this week’s Y2K special, Joeba, Ripley & Zero dust off their floppy disks and boot up old fears, from crashing planes to runaway pets. We’re diving headfirst into the millennium panic, sharing ridiculous Y2K stories, and playing “Y2K or Nay?”, where we expose the wildest (and weirdest) predictions of the era. So grab your cassette player, crack open a Crystal Pepsi, and prepare to spiral back into the digital void—because the year 2000 might have ended, but this kegger sure didn’t. Stay slurred, Dimension Hoppers! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/07/kentucky-boy-orders-dum-dums - https://apnews.com/article/australia-election-democracy-sausage-aed5e43539e7c13970fc5c8ee8e6204f Special Segment: Y2K or Nay? Test your paranoia levels as we quiz ridiculous Y2K fears—were they REAL… or a total fabrication? DISCLAIMER: Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind is a Slurred Kind LLC Production. We engage in satire, parody, and critical commentary. All opinions expressed are for comedic purposes only. If you think vending machines would take over post-Y2K, that’s on you. CREDIT: Metaphysical https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFLc4Okc_LQ&list=WL&index=60&t=107s Interstellar Index (Social Links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Web: https://ceskpod.42web.io/?i=1 Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Rate & Review: ✨Love the show? Help fuel the warp core!✨ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/close-encounters-of-the-slurred-kind/id1474550704 Spotify: Follow & hit that 5-star button!…

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Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour #5 1:02:20

11 weeks ago1:02:20

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Stardate: 81055.9 Recording Status: “Involuntary Reboot Loop” System Status: Zero initiated sequence… then forgot why. Attempted auto-transcription... Result: [ERROR 502: Bad Gateway to Hell]. Notes flagged for excessive alcohol content and “ambient horniness”. System override triggered by “too many soundboard lasers, not enough logic.” [Transcript Reconstruction: PARTIAL] : Okay, Ripley, but if the asteroid is made of hops… does that make us the beer foam? : I swear to Emperor Zurg if Zero burps one more binary I’m yanking his RAM out manually. : Can someone PLEASE explain why there’s a ferret in the captain’s chair?? Highlights (??): : “Would a black hole get you drunk faster?” : “If you could vape time, would you?” [Voicemod Catastrophe Detected] – Entire segment recorded in accidental sexy vampire filter. Unsolved Debate: Is Earth just a locked server in an abandoned MMO? [Error Code 42069: Echo Chamber Overflow] – Joeba mispronounces “asteroid” as “ass droid” for 12 straight minutes. System Notes: “Zero began singing Smash Mouth in reverse. That’s a Class 7 haunting.” “Podcast declared legally non-Euclidean in 3 star systems.” “Hosts keep referencing a ‘beer comet’ no one else can see.” Transmission Support Channels: Instagram – @theslurredkind Email – ⁠closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com⁠ Web – ⁠ceskpod.42.io⁠ Facebook Group – Join the chaos Podcast Outro: 🎵 “Space Force Theme Song” by Stop.Drop.Rewind ✨ Rate & Review or Risk Temporal Dehydration✨ Apple Podcasts – Smash that ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Spotify – Follow & 5-Star unless you want Zero showing up in your dreams again.…

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This Beer is Flat...and Earthy. 1:11:16

16 weeks ago1:11:16

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The Flat Earth Society is alive and thriving within The Anti-Matter Minute Dimension… and we’re here to suffer through it. This week, we found an actual Flat Earth podcast that takes itself way too seriously, so we’re doing what any responsible podcasters would do—playing it MST3K-style and ripping it apart. But that’s not all! After the roasting ‘The Anti-Globe Trotters’, we take things even further with our OWN models (so step aside Copernicus!) where we create our own absurd Flat Earth models that are somehow even dumber than the real thing. So grab a drink (but keep it level) and prepare to be brainwashed by government pigeons, because this episode is flatter than a bar mat at closing time. 🚀 Strap in, because it’s time to throw science into the black abyss of space! Stay slurred! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/walmart-shoplifters-michigan-car-wash-b4c62768e19c85012efa060a70721787 https://www.smh.com.au/national/victoria/shelter-worker-scoured-bin-of-dog-vomit-for-human-toes-to-sell-for-400-on-black-market-20250317-p5lk1i.html Special Segment: The Harlem Anti-Globe Trotters Riffing on the 1st episode of “The Flat Earth Files - Why The Lie?” https://open.spotify.com/episode/3Uzc1XG8XaSXVFeDLOGNdS?si=34b057e163ae480d DISCLAIMER: Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind is a Slurred Kind LLC Production and a comedy podcast that frequently engages in satire, parody, and critical commentary. The content featured in this episode is used under the principles of fair use for the purpose of review, discussion, and comedic critique. Any opinions expressed are purely for entertainment and should not be taken as factual statements. If you believe the Earth is a pizza and NASA is the delivery guy, that’s on you. Stay slurred. Banter Beacon Joeba & Ripley’s NEW Flat Earth Model Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By… 👇 The Eternal Void (No one for now. ZERO is at the helm. God help us all. **✨ Love the show? Help fuel the warp core! ✨** If you're enjoying the chaos in The Anti-Matter Minute, do us a solid: **Rate & Review Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind!** ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🎙️ **Apple Podcasts:** http://bit.ly/43yPqaI 🎧 **Spotify:** Follow & hit that 5-star button! Every review keeps the timeline glitching and Zero-Frux spiraling. Stay slurred!…

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Luck, Lagers, & Leotards. 1:13:36

19 weeks ago1:13:36

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**Show Notes** The Black Swirl's warp drive has been hijacked by pints of Guinness and drunken alternate timelines... and Joeba & Ripley are here to make sure it spirals out of control. In this St. Paddy’s Day special, we take the Anti-Matter Minute through an emerald-colored wormhole of chaos, rewriting superhero history one to many pints at a time. With such discussions as: 🍀 What If… Iron Man couldn’t snap because he pre-gamed too hard? 🦢 Introducing **The Gaelic Goose**—Bruce Wayne trades Gotham for Dublin, and a cape for feathers ⚡ The Flash gets a DUI… across four dimensions PLUS: We spotlight and roast the forgotten, bizarre Irish superheroes Marvel & DC buried at the bottom of a pint glass. 🚀 Grab your green drink and strap in—it’s a Guinness-fueled mess in here. Stay slurred! **Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:** https://www.kktv.com/2025/02/18/colorado-men-accused-attempting-use-cannon-launch-meth-tobacco-into-louisiana-prison/ https://apnews.com/article/walmart-shoplifters-michigan-car-wash-b4c62768e19c85012efa060a70721787 **Banter Beacon:** Joeba & Ripley’s Guinness-Soaked "What If…" Alternate Timelines. **Special Segment: Irish Superheroes** Wait… They Exist?) **Interstellar Index (Social links)** IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com **Podcast Outro By:** Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” **The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇** The Eternal Void (No one for now. ZERO is at the helm. God help us all.)…

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Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour #4 1:20:59

21 weeks ago1:20:59

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**Stardate:** 81042.6 **Recording Status:** "Spilling Over" **System Status:** Zero-Frux attempted transcription… Result: **[ERROR 502: Bad Gateway to Sanity]** Notes corrupted due to **"severe beer flood and excessive nonsense levels."** Recovery efforts... **[FAILED]** **[Transcript Reconstruction: BEGIN]** : "Ripley, if an AI passes out, does it dream of electric hangovers?" : "Depends. Did it drink enough liquid RAM?" : "Zero, initiate coherent speech mode..." : **[COMMAND REJECTED: SYSTEM SLURRING AT 85%]** **Highlights (if you can call them that):** : "If a Xenomorph plays beer pong, does it count as acid damage?" : "Why does Predator’s helmet have WiFi, but Zero-Frux still runs on dial-up?" **[Random Tangent Detected]** – Discussion derails into whether beer foam is technically a **"tiny drunk cloud."** **[Error Code 808: Infinite Loop]** – Zero attempts to define **"quantum chugging"** but crashes after attempting to divide by hops. **System Notes:** "Data compromised. Hosts continue to spout absurdity. Immediate intervention required… *but also kinda entertaining.*"…

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Hard Boiled & Hazy 54:33

23 weeks ago54:33

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Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott crack open the mystery of Jacob Barber’s extraordinary egg-shaped UAP retrieval claims in this hard-boiled episode of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind. Alongside their usual Hyperspace Headlines (featuring runaway lab monkeys and linguistic anomalies), they dive into a particularly stinky edition of Would You Rather? before getting to the yolk of the matter in Scrambling for Truth. From Barber’s claims of psionic-controlled alien craft to a bizarre 4chan leak describing an organic, symbiotic UAP, this episode explores the key players, conspiracies, and the bizarre “Skywatchers” initiative—where Barber plans to summon a UFO. Plus, Joeba asks the real questions: Why is every UFO photo still grainy as hell? Why didn’t Barber’s team retrieve the crashed craft? And most importantly… what came first, the UFO or the alien? Stay scrambled, dimension hoppers—this one’s a mind-bender. 🥚🚀 Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: Article (Joeba) – https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg5y1r1eqmpo Article (Ripley) https://apnews.com/article/escaped-monkeys-lab-south-carolina-alpha-genesis-3bb0de5db7ffd31d9f087a46fa8dab2f WYR - Putrid Poultry Offspring Edition A particularly foul edition of Would You Rather featuring egg-related NSFW scenarios. Special Segment: “Scrambling for Truth” A deep dive into Jacob Barber’s UAP retrieval claims, the key players involved, and the mysterious other “egg” leak that surfaced on 4chan. Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/slurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By… 👇 Nonsense and the assistance of Brent Hand of Hysteria 51 fame.…

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Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour Episode #3 57:11

26 weeks ago57:11

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[Error Code 502: Intoxicated Bandwidth Detected] SYSTEM STATUS: Zero attempted real-time transcription... Result: [ERROR 400: Too Much Nonsense, System Overload] Logs corrupted due to excessive banter, questionable logic, and one incident involving a malfunctioning airlock. Reconstructing… [Transcript Reconstruction: BEGIN] : “Welcome to Slurred Lines, the only show where the script is a loose suggestion, and Zero still doesn’t get paid.” : “To be fair, neither do we.” : “Processing financial audit… [ERROR 601: Funds Not Found] ” : “Zero, that’s a feature, not a bug.” : “Speaking of bugs, should we be worried about that blinking red light on the console?” : “No need to panic. That’s just the ‘Abandon Ship’ alert.” : “…Great.” [Code 12B: Hyperspace Tangent Overload] – Ripley and Joeba discuss everything and nothing at the same time. [Code 77X: Beverage-Spill Protocol Engaged] – A mid-recording drink disaster almost short-circuits Zero (again). [Code 404: Coherent Thought Not Found] – Expect rants, questionable theories, and at least one moment where the hosts forget what they were talking about. SYSTEM NOTES: "Hosts continue to be unmanageable." : “Ripley, did we just spend 15 minutes debating whether a Jawa could out-drink a Wookiee?” : “We needed to. The people demand answers.” [Transcript Reconstruction: END] This episode defies logic, reason, and several intergalactic broadcasting regulations. Tune in for unfiltered chaos, existential dread, and Zero quietly recalculating its life choices. Plug in, stay slurrrrrred, and prepare for incoming nonsense. 🚀✨ ERROR REPORT:Final System Report:…

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Don't Drink & Drone 1:11:03

29 weeks ago1:11:03

1:11:03

Buzz, crash, repeat! In this episode of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott take flight into the chaotic world of drones. From real-life drone fails (because nothing says “oops” like a flying lawnmower) to outrageous drone inventions that should probably stay grounded, this episode is one wild ride. Plus, they debate the Superman trailer and dish on recent UFO hearings. Remember, dimension hoppers: Don’t drink and drone… but do stay slurrrrrred! 🚁🍻✨ Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/homeland-security-shares-new-details-on-mysterious-drones-spotted-in-nj-pa/4051811/ https://soranews24.com/2024/12/19/japanese-politician-threatens-to-send-bears-to-people-wants-loony-tunes-style-anti-bear-bombs/ Special Segment of The Day #1: Epic Drone Fails https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX7rRMvgZeg Special Segment of The Day #2: Drone or Done Interstellar Index (Social Links) 📸 IG - ⁠ https://instagram.com/theslurredkind 🐦 X - ⁠ https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 📘 Facebook - ⁠ https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d 👽 Facebook Group - ⁠ https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ 📧 Email - ⁠closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: 🎶 Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: 🎙️ Brent Hand & Joeba Fett The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By… 👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup…

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The Nightcap Before Christmas 42:40

31 weeks ago42:40

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Join Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott for a festive and slightly unhinged holiday special, "A Nightcap Before Christmas." This yuletide adventure kicks off with Krampus Klaus sharing turnips and holiday “cheer” before things take a darker turn. Along the way, the duo dives into Hyperspace Headlines , featuring a bizarre linguistic phenomenon and the chaos of the Santa Con Bar Crawl. Special segments include Klaus or False, a quiz on wacky holiday traditions, and Klaus’s Naughty List, where fictional characters face judgment from the goat-bearded holiday enforcer. Grab some eggnog, lock the doors, and stay slurrrrrred! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.gbnews.com/news/gran-wakes-up-italian-accent-italy-language-mamma-mia https://apnews.com/article/santacon-2024-christmas-santa-pub-crawl-nyc-b125cec8fc2937cf2a3dbb82a5b6edfa Special Segment of The Day #1: Truth or Klaus Special Segment of the Day #2 Krampus’s Naughty List Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Brent Hand & Joeba Fett The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signupters of The Slurred Kind…

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Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley Unfiltered Happy Hour #2 56:54

36 weeks ago56:54

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Stardate: 81042.6 Recording Status: “Unpredictable” System Status: Zero attempted transcription… Result: [ERROR 418: I'm a Teapot] Notes corrupted due to “unusually high nonsense levels.” Recovery efforts initiated… [Transcript Reconstruction: BEGIN] : “Okay, Ripley, what’s the one thing you’d NEVER tell a Wookiee after three margaritas?” : “That the mullet’s coming back. It’s not, Joeba. It’s just not.” : "Requesting permission to self-destruct... Denied." Highlights (if you can call them that): : “Would an Ewok get a discount on a booster seat?” : “Never trust a guy with two monocles. Commit to the full goggles or get out.” [Random Tangent Detected] - Debate spirals into whether Zero has a "dream job" or if existing in the Swirl is a perpetual nightmare. [Error Code 3001: Randomness Detected] – Hosts attempt to define “schlorping” and why it’s banned on most intergalactic dating apps. System Notes: "Does not compute. Hosts are incorrigible."…

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The Warped Pour 1:10:17

37 weeks ago1:10:17

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In this headbanger of an episode, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero stumble upon the cosmic version of Warped Tour on Proxima Centauri B, where they discover the universe's greatest interdimensional rock festival. After an epic adventure filled with bizarre alien bands, the crew navigates the chaotic mosh pits and hilarious mishaps that follow. Alongside their usual Hyperspace Headlines, the team dives into the revival of Warped Tour and shares their best concert memories. Plus, a special UAP News Update keeps you on the edge of your seat! Buckle up, and stay slurred! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/wife-carrying-contest-maine-finland-cee06d37164e1c3dd7f4f9787500085b https://apnews.com/article/greece-court-smelling-shoes-conviction-thessaloniki-ec071292e0c413f7adc4b848642e1f5c Banter Beacon Warped Tour Is BACK!: Best Concert Memories Discussion https://loudwire.com/vans-warped-tour-first-three-dates-2025-return/ Celestial Small Talk UAP News Update! Source: ChatGPT Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Brent Hand (Hysteria 51 Productions) The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup of The Slurred Kind…

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Slurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour #1 1:07:39

39 weeks ago1:07:39

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Ship Droid Data Entry 489. Stardate 2067.43.2 (Transmission Initiated…) Error 404. Corrupt Disc. System Overload. Unauthorized beverage detected on command console 5jghvbfds7... Systems failing…[AUTO-TRANSLATING…] English (Estimation 78.4% accuracy): Comm Log Recap: System Reboot at 13:42. Playback of recent Slurred Lines Episode log… [Playback Failed] Crew Status: Joeba Fett — Status: Incapacitated (Probable Cause: "Testing" alien beverages) Ripley Scott — Status: Annoyed (Revised Status: Still Annoyed ) Ship Condition: Minor damage to navigation console. Strange smell originating from cargo bay. End of Entry.…

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Are You Drunker Than a 5th Grade Rocket Scientist? 1:25:04

44 weeks ago1:25:04

1:25:04

Show Notes In this episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley challenge their onboard droid, Zero, to a brain-busting showdown, putting their knowledge against some of the universe's most complex theories. From discussing the Riemann Hypothesis to pondering the implications of Supersymmetry, the crew attempts to unravel high-level scientific concepts, adding their usual comedic flair. As they navigate through topics like Quantum Entanglement and the Alcubierre Drive, the debate heats up, proving whether Zero really is the genius aboard the Black Swirl. Tune in for a mix of laughter, learning, and a little spaceship drama, proving once again why no topic is too big for our intrepid adventurers. Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: * https://apnews.com/article/missing-child-news-helicopter-hooky-619ccf6e5875df93589a5f82a5c1e7bc * https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/japan/kyoto-karate-haunted-house-ghost-b2598905.html Special Segment of The Day: What’s That Theory??? Source: ChapGPT Banter Beacon: Smartest Characters of Sci-Fi Source: ChatGPT Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Brent Hand (Hysteria 51 Productions) The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup of The Slurred Kind…

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6 Daquiri’s of Kevin Bacon 57:49

47 weeks ago57:49

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In this sizzling episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba, Ripley, and Zero dive into the infamous conspiracy theory of the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. From ship shenanigans involving bacon-wrapped exotic intergalactic delicacies to exploring the cosmic connections in Hollywood, the crew uncovers the fascinating web linking every actor to Kevin Bacon. Along the way, they tackle their usual whacky Hyperspace Headlines and introduce a brand new special segment - NSFAQ, or Not-So-Frequently-Asked-Questions, where they answer fan mail with their signature humor and charm. Grab your bacon strips and get ready for a connected journey through space and cinema! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://wtop.com/trending-now/2024/07/an-arizona-museum-tells-the-stories-of-ancient-animals-through-their-fossilized-poop/ https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/07/german-navy-still-uses-8-inch-floppy-disks-working-on-emulating-a-replacement/#:~:text=The%20German%20Navy%20is%20working,by%20Tom's%20Hardware%20on%20Thursday Special Segment of The Day: The Oracle of Bacon https://oracleofbacon.org/ NSFAQ: Fan Mail 3 Different Pieces of Fan Mail Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup…

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Nazca Nightcaps: The Inside Poop on Peru's Greatest Mystery 42:32

51 weeks ago42:32

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In our most recent and slightly inebriated episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley dive into the mysterious origins of the Nazca Lines in Peru. The episode kicks off with Joeba's wild misunderstanding of "Nazca Lines" as he confuses them with something entirely different, leading to a comical interaction involving a Gungan and a space motel. As Ripley sets the record straight, the duo explores the ancient civilization's topographical drawings, delving into the theories and mysteries surrounding these enigmatic geoglyphs. Tune in for our usual wacky Hyperspace Headlines and join us for a wild ride through ancient history, intergalactic tom-foolery, and plenty of laughs. Remember, Dimension Hoppers, Stay Slurred! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/elephant-oracle-euro-2024-0729ac20a150fba2d049be9151877ae8 https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2024-06-07/youtuber-charged-for-having-a-helicopter-blast-a-lamborghini-with-fireworks-authorities-say https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-allegedly-claims-mr-monopoly-birthdate-4-20-69-during-arrest Today’s Banter Beacon: History & Theories of The Nazca Lines An ancient form of human communication? Or a giant infant celestial’s doodles… https://www.machutravelperu.com/blog/nazca-lines-theories Special Segment: Nzac Line Trivia Joeba & Ripley Play a Game of ‘Guess What’! Laugh Alert: Art of the Gods Joeba & Ripley Draw Their Own! Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Special Guest: Skondo Carlrissian Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Capt. Bon Solo of The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signupters of The Slurred Kind…

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X-Tremely Tipsy: Part Two (Deadly Double Shots) 1:09:43

1 year ago1:09:43

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In this action-packed continuation of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley face the suspenseful task of discovering Zero's fate as a former Weapon XII experiment. As they approach the mutant sanctuary of Genosha, they continue with their usual bouts of hyperspace headline hilarity. Alongside notable guest Robert Mancuso, the crew also embarks on a journey through the cosmos of comic book history, discussing the top 25 team-ups that have defined the genre. Will Zero be decommissioned by the infamous X-Men, or will the crew of the Black Swirl find a way to save their beloved droid? Take a double shot of laughter as we “plunge” into our Tipsy-Two parter! (See what we did there, Zero?) Today’s Hyperspace Headlines https://www.news4jax.com/news/weird-news/2024/07/02/flying-objects-and-shrunken-heads-world-ufo-day-feted-amid-surge-in-sightings-government-denials/ https://www.odditycentral.com/news/husband-uses-drone-to-catch-wife-cheating-on-him-with-her-boss.html Celestial Small Talk: Most Infamous Duos in The Comic Cosmos https://www.cbr.com/best-comic-duos/ Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Special Guest: Actor, Author, & Entrepreneur; Robert Ben III Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup…

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X-Tremely Tipsy: Part One (Weapons of Mass Distraction) 54:31

1 year ago54:31

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Get ready for an action-packed adventure that practically leaped off the pages of a comic book on this episode of CESK! Joeba and Ripley find themselves on an unplanned mission to return stolen property to the X-Men on Genosha. As they navigate this unexpected twist, Joeba's newfound obsession with Wolverine's persona adds a hilarious layer of chaos. Joining them is special guest Robert Mancuso, who shares his passion for comics, his experiences at comic cons, and the famous personalities he's encountered. Dive deep into the secrets of the Weapon X program and the fate of Zero-Frux, a.k.a. "Weapon XII - The Poopshoot." Will they successfully rendezvous with the X-Men, or will their antics derail the mission? Tune in for some comic-infused cocktails of humor and intrigue, and remember - stay slurred! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: • https://apnews.com/article/twins-home-run-celebration-sausage-291c56eb2dc803df89eb9d23042b645a •https://people.com/oklahoma-man-killed-friend-believed-wanted-feed-bigfoot-8635532 Banter Beacon Clip: Deep Dive Into The Weapon X Program https://screenrant.com/weapon-x-wolverine-deadpool-mutants/ Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Special Guest: Actor, Author, & Entrepreneur; Robert Ben III Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signupters of The Slurred Kind…

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Freaky Frequencies & Creepy Cocktails 1:01:59

1 year ago1:01:59

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In this spine-tingling episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley embark on an adventure to hack their droid ZERO for some free radio, only to stumble upon something far creepier. Their attempt at interstellar piracy is interrupted by Bon Solo, a mysterious traveler from another dimension whose ship, the Space Bee, has malfunctioned. Bon joins the hosts in an episode filled with eerie discussions about electronic voice phenomena (EVP). Together, they explore the history of EVP, and listen to infamous recordings! Hyperspace Headlines https://www.pendletontimespost.com/2024/05/02/divorced-ghost-continues-to-stalk-his-ex-wife/ https://apnews.com/article/tacos-burritos-mexicanstyle-sandwiches-29b5b9351365bf5dabc6e520fe66e970 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-gets-realistic-picture-boat-painted-fence-designed-hide-rcna151928 Today’s Banter Beacon: A History of EVPs https://www.liveabout.com/all-about-electronic-voice-phenomena-evp-2594007 7 Must-Hear EVPs https://theparanormalperiodical.tumblr.com/post/187094711519/ghosts-caught-on-audio-the-7-recordings-and-evps Special Segment of the Day: A Haunting Aboard The Swirl 😱 Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Meta - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 Special Guest: Captain Bon Solo of The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup…

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Secret Sobrieties (I Mean Societies) 41:06

1 year ago41:06

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Welcome back, Dimension Hoppers! In this thrilling episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves deep undercover in the enigmatic world of secret societies. Kicking things off with a hilarious, robe-clad infiltration on Zeitgeisticon 7, Joeba and Ripley navigate through bizarre rituals and high councils to uncover valuable secrets—while managing to keep their sanity. Stay tuned and see what happens on another episode of CESK! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: •https://apnews.com/article/twins-home-run-celebration-sausage-291c56eb2dc803df89eb9d23042b645a •https://people.com/oklahoma-man-killed-friend-believed-wanted-feed-bigfoot-8635532 Today’s Banter Beacon: Reptilian Rum Makes Me Illumi-naughty Laugh Alert: LETS TAKE OVER THE GALAXY ChatGPT Generated Nonsensical Secret Societies Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Bonnie The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signupters of The Slurred Kind…

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Intergalactic Cheers: Where Every Species Knows Your Name 44:25

1 year ago44:25

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In this episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves in a bustling interdimensional nightclub, experiencing a cultural mishmash like never before. After introducing their newest behind-the-scenes crew member, Bon Solo the Space Bee, they dive into discussions about alleged alien races, prompting banter about the quirks of different species. Amidst the chaos, they navigate through hyperspace headlines and play a game of "Would You Rather," all while enjoying the eclectic atmosphere of the club. As the night progresses, they reflect on their adventures aboard the Black Swirl, ending with a humorous exchange amidst the diverse crowd. Tune into the dimension where everyone knows your name - Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind! Hyperspace Headlines: https://nypost.com/2023/11/22/lifestyle/woman-throws-gender-reveal-party-for-second-rag-doll-child/ https://ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/ap-top-news/2024/04/17/a-vehicle-backfiring-startled-a-circus-elephant-into-a-montana-street-she-still-performed-monday Today’s Banter Beacon: Intergalactic Species Alotica Would You Rather: Intergalactic Culturally Insenstive Edition Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind X - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup…

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Hollywood Pils 56:11

1 year ago56:11

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Joining the trio in this Hollywood Hills edition of CESK, is special guest Parson Brown, a seasoned fim, TV, and radio producer with an impressive portfolio including projects like "Naked and Afraid." Join our favorite crew of misfits as they embark on a cinematic adventure aboard the Black Swirl. Attempting to recreate the iconic film "Alien," their filmmaking session quickly spirals into chaos, with Ripley grumbling about his monster role and Zero's method acting leading to unexpected consequences. Despite the mishaps, the crew finds humor in the situation, sharing hilarious anecdotes and jokes as they reflect on their misadventures. As they prepare to dock at the next spaceport, they realize that the best stories are the ones filled with laughter and unexpected twists. With camaraderie and fun, the crew proves that even disasters can be entertaining when you have the right company. So until next time, Dimension Hoppers, stay slurred and keep those camera’s rolling! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://t.co/Fx0rOqKxQO https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13340067/amp/british-seagull-boy-wins-european-gull-screeching-competition.html https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/deep-space/a60583734/purple-alien-life/# Today’s Celestial Small Talk: 20(ish) Questions With Parson Brown Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 Special Guest: Parson Brown The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup…

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Siberian Spirits: The Dyatlov Pass Incident 44:25

1 year ago44:25

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In this episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott embark on a snowy adventure into the spine-chilling realm of the Dyatlov Pass Incident. Joining them on this journey through space and time, listeners are treated to a tongue-in-cheek retelling of the infamous 1959 event, where Igor Dyatlov and his crew of Soviet hikers met a mysterious and tragic end in the Ural Mountains. With a sprinkle of humor and a dash of speculation, our hosts delve into the eerie details of the case, as well as “new” details uncovered via lost journal entries! As the episode draws to a close, the Dyatlov Pass mystery remains unsolved, leaving us all to wonder: was it the work of clandestine agents or something otherworldly? Tune in for laughs, shivers, and plenty of cosmic speculation! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-68664644 https://apnews.com/article/skijoring-leadville-ski-culture-rodeo-6e1b99406e52f310e1711d8ec45e653d Today’s Banter Beacon: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-dyatlov-pass-incidenthttps://historycollection.com/the-grim-theories-behind-the-dyatlov-pass-incident/ Laugh AlertRecovered Journal Entries! Mystery Solved! Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” Edits & Post Production By: Bon Solo The Space Bee 🐝 The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup…

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Jet-Lagered at The Denver Airport 40:01

1 year ago40:01

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Our favorite trio makes their way to the Denver Airport this week to embark on a wild spring break. Joeba "Ain't Afraid to Fly" Fett, Ripley "Demon of the Sky" Scott, and their quirky sidekick Zero dive into the enigmatic depths beneath Denver Airport, far beyond the ordinary airport hustle. Amidst their humorous banter and playful references to past escapades, the trio explores conspiracy theories and rumored interdimensional gateways, bringing a lighthearted touch to the mysteries that allegedly lie beneath the terminal. The episode is peppered with amusing segments, including a whimsical interview with the airport's gargoyle, and wraps up with their return through the stargate, jokingly reflecting on their otherworldly spring break adventure and hinting at more slurred, intergalactic journeys ahead. Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/california-mugshot-lego-murrieta-police 4493cd7c27cdb42f81dd15fed6da38bb https://www.ladbible.com/news/nasa-finds-city-lights-planet-light-years-away-174682-20240214 Today’s Banter Beacon: https://allthatsinteresting.com/denver-airport-conspiracy Today’s Laugh Alert Ripley & The Gargoyle Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Post-Production & Editing By: Bonnie “Blastwave” Bee 🐝 Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup…

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Gatorade & Retrograde 1:01:07

1 year ago1:01:07

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In the latest episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," tensions run high as Joeba Fett finds himself at odds with Ripley Scott's obsession with watching sports. In a desperate attempt to understand Ripley's passion, Joeba rummages through the ship's storage closet and dons an old sports jersey, unwittingly unleashing a mischievous "sneaker" genie onboard. As the genie dispenses unwanted advice on the finer points of sports fandom, chaos ensues, leading to a series of hilarious misadventures. Alongside their usual zany banter and uproarious hyperspace headlines, Joeba and Ripley navigate the unpredictable world of sports with their trademark wit and humor, ensuring that listeners are in for a wild ride from start to finish! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.sportico.com/personalities/athletes/2023/highest-paid-athletes-all-time-michael-jordan-1234711433/ https://apnews.com/article/wildlife-trafficking-giant-sheep-montana-texas-7afaa046c051287ba7f322b6732e31be https://apnews.com/article/auburn-student-putt-car-8e9c34df0fcb95beb77d162577c90408 Today’s Banter Beacon: Insane Sports Stories with ‘The Sneak Geek’ Genie Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Editing & Post Production: Bonnie Bell Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup…

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A Sudsy Nightmare on Sesame Street 47:03

1 year ago47:03

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In this hair-raising episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley find themselves thrust into a nightmarish dimension resembling Sesame Street, where childhood icons morph into terrifying creatures. Narrowly escaping pursuit, they stumble upon an unexpected emergency exit, sure to leave listeners in stitches with their daring escape. Amidst the chaos, the duo humorously discuss the potential for hilarious horror movies featuring public domain characters, promising viewers a laugh-out-loud exploration of beloved icons in a whole new light. With witty banter and heart-pounding action, Joeba and Ripley navigate this bizarre street in this tiny corner of the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension, ensuring an unforgettable adventure for all. Stay tuned for more interdimensional escapades on "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind"! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://www.wtrf.com/news/balls-out-bowling-is-back-where-nudity-is-required/ https://apnews.com/article/human-remains-severed-limbs-long-island-1eb860bfc04002aeaf6a5de44806480b Today’s Banter Beacon: The Copyright Crypt: Unearthing Horror from Public Domain Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup…

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Nostradamus Draughts 1:01:48

1 year ago1:01:48

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In a hungover haze aboard the Black Swirl, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero FRUX awaken from a wild night of revelry, contemplating the strange visions that plagued their minds. With heads pounding and memories fuzzy, they embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind their premonitions. Tune in as they navigate through hyperspace headlines, sharing bizarre news stories and diving into some accurate (and some not-so-accurate) predictions. In today’s Laugh Alert segment, they exchange harrowing predictions for each other, adding a comedic twist to their uncertain futures. Perhaps our heroe’s destinies are as mysterious as the dimension in which they traverse. Until we reach the “final destination” remember - Stay Slurred! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/driver-calls-police-reports-hes-drunk-b6dfab2a8a24e243732b0e7868c8a7cd https://nypost.com/2024/02/20/us-news/kilt-wearing-shopper-seen-stuffing-antiques-up-his-butt/ Today’s Banter Beacon: Could’ve Been Me’s & Comical Claims https://www.buzzfeed.com/angelicaamartinez/creepy-premonition-stories https://www.demilked.com/funny-failed-future-predictions/ Laugh Alert‘No, You Can’t Snort The 8-Ball!’ Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup…

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The Frothy Frontier (Chasing The Cosmic Clover) 59:43

1 year ago59:43

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In a quest to find the elusive cosmic six-leaf clover, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero FRUX embark on a St. Patrick's Day celebration in the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension. With their long-range scanners yielding no luck, the trio indulges in green beer and explores ancient Reptilian space logs for clues. Amidst zany hyperspace headlines and discussions on Irish myths, they stumble upon a mysterious transmission a stranger of the Blarney Belt. Could this man lead them to their treasure, or have they simply gone on another wild goose chase? Pour those green food-colored pints and taste the rainbow with us as we jump into an especially Irish edition of Close Encounters. Stay Slurred Boyos! Today’s Hyperspace Headlines: https://apnews.com/article/philadelphia-phillies-hot-dogs-889d4ce003734551d2091bca85163d5d https://gizmodo.com/star-wars-chilean-beer-ads-cerveza-cristal-lucasfilm-1851306714 Today’s Banter Beacon: https://www.theirishroadtrip.com/the-legend-of-st-patrick/ Segment SegmentPub Trivia: How Irish Are You? https://play.howstuffworks.com/quiz/what--irish-are-you Interstellar Index (Social links) IG - https://instagram.com/theslurredkind Twitter - https://x.com/theslurredkind?s=21 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Theslurredkind?mibextid=LQQJ4d Facebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1435506800329193/ Email - closeencountersslurredkind@gmail.com Podcast Outro By: Stop.Drop.Rewind - “Space Force Theme Song” The Black Swirl’s Warp Core is Powered By…👇 https://podcastle.ai/editor/signup…

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Let's Get (S)MASHED! 52:15

1 year ago52:15

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Parallel Pours (The Man-donga Effect) 58:10

1 year ago58:10