Doomscrollin #013: Severance, Soul Traps, and Robotic Birds

Doom Scrollin' with Sam Tripoli and Midnight Mike

00:00–15:00 — Kicking Off the Madness

• Sam plugs tour dates, Mike promotes "The Naked Gardener" tea

• 33 videos loaded up for the Wheel of Doom

• First spin: a wild Hollow Earth theory clip

  • Inner earth has its own continent, paradise vegetation, telepathic people

  • Hollow Earth residents are allegedly from lost tribes of Israel

  • Hosts riff on biblical lifespans and ancient health regimens

15:00–30:00 — Steel Beams & Viral Musicians

• Viral musician Steel Beams starts from broke to opening for Tool

  • Sam shares story from friend Tino Sanchez

  • Commentary on talent vs. luck in entertainment

• “Dumbest entertainment ever” vs. “Spectrum of fun” debate

30:00–45:00 — The Cadaver Synod: Trial of a Dead Pope

• Pope Formosus’ corpse exhumed and put on trial in 897 AD

  • Found guilty posthumously, body thrown into Tiber River

• Sam jokes about becoming a lawyer for the dead

• Hosts riff on the absurdity of Vatican history and corpse trials

45:00–60:00 — Birds Aren’t Real?

• Viral bird video suggests robotic bird drone with flashing lights

• Sam & Mike debate DARPA involvement vs. wildlife tracking

• Nod to "Birds Aren't Real" conspiracy theory

• Side convo about ancient map-making: intuition vs. advanced tech

60:00–75:00 — Prison Planet Theory Meets Severance

• Clip connects Apple TV’s Severance to "Prison Planet" theory

  • Earth as an energy farm for interdimensional beings (loosh)

  • Reincarnation as a soul trap to maintain negative energy cycle

• Comparison between show’s elements and ancient spiritual beliefs

• Hosts amazed at fringe ideas entering mainstream entertainment

75:00–90:00 — Roswell Diaries & Soul Trap Tech

• Expanded theory from Roswell crash: soul-trap tech surrounds Earth

  • Alien entity warns we’re stuck here for thousands of years

• “Haunted house” analogy for Earth and cycles of good/bad places

• Discovery of pillars beneath pyramids mentioned

• Sam teases deeper spiritual ideas from the Book of Enoch

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