22. To The Devil A Daughter Ghost Ninja Raccoon podcast

42:04

I had to call an audible this week cuz Splice isn’t about aliens at all 🤦🏾‍♀️ Anyway, I did some research, I almost made a logical choice but then I saw ALIEN SHARK!! How could I not watch this for y’all, how could I not!! Please enjoy hearing about a weekend party turned tragedy when Alien Shark descends upon the beaches, floats in the sky and releases Alien Dog Shark for honestly no reason but shock and awe. Still in MAY-LIEN month, next week is #BlackWeek and we will be watching Muthafucking Predator 2! I cannot wait to tell y’all about the Timeline where Mister becomes a cop and hunts invisible aliens in downtown LA! Literally cannot wait😏 Follow me on socials for new episodes: Instagram, Bluesky: @ghostninjaraccoon Email: ghostninjaraccoon@gmail.com LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoon Music By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!…

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24. Critters 47:22

8 days ago47:22

47:22

It’s MAY-LIEN Month 👽👾🛸 and I could’ve started with a classic like “Alien” or “Aliens 3” but that’s too easy. So I went into the recesses of Baby Cee the Creeps mind to dig out this little furball of a gem for our #LastCentury episode. CRITTERS! Watch a town overridden with greedy space aliens lose their shit and depend on “Bad Ass Son” & “Town Drunk” to save the day! Did I mention there were bounty hunters? I guess they help a little. Follow me on socials for new episodes: Instagram, Bluesky: @ghostninjaraccoon Email: ghostninjaraccoon@gmail.com LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoon Music By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it! Tune in next week as we keep MAY-LIEN Month going with our #ThisCentury episode, SPLICE!…

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23. Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight 44:59

15 days ago44:59

44:59

Soooo on the last day of Religious Horror Month I give you: Baby Tanglement , Jada Pinkett Smith in her baby hotness battling Sexy Demon, Billy Zane with the blood of Jesus for the sake of humanity I guess?! Who knows, the makeups are good, the kills are crazy and PSA, drinking with demons even if they’re sexy, is a bad idea. Follow me on socials so you don’t miss an episode!! Bluesky & IG: @ghostninjaraccoon Gmail: ghostbinjaraccoon@gmail.com LETTERBXD: @ghstninjaracoon Next Month: MAY-LIENS! And we’re starting with our Last Century (pre in my Conan O’Brian voice, “The year 2000”) CRITTERS!!! I haven’t watched this since I was a child, I’m sure it sucks but I bet it’ll be fun to tell you about!! Sweet Ass Music by: Sweet Ass DJ B. Foreman…

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22. To the Devil a Daughter 42:34

4 weeks ago42:34

42:34

Whew chile this was crazy! Complete with intense stares, fantastic 70’s fashions and an even more evil version of Lord Summerisle still out here sacrificing. There’s a whole lotta questionable decision making in this one but when Bust It Open Jesus is involved, what can you expect! Follow me on socials: @ghostninjaraccoon on Bluesky & Instagram @ghstninjaracoon on LETTERBXD Music by: DJ B. Foreman…

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21 . The Velocipastor 42:17

6 weeks ago42:17

42:17

If a pastor somehow through the Magic of his “ancestors” became a vigilante tiny T-Rex, this would be his story. I hope you watched this cuz you will extra enjoy me telling you about it! Up Next: The Devil & His Daughter Follow me on socials: @ghostnjnharaccoon on Instagram & Bluesky @ghstninjaracoon on Letterboxd Ghostninjaraccvon@gmail.com Music By: DJ B. Foreman (He’s pretty dope)…

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20. The Angry Black Girl & Her Monster 45:37

7 weeks ago45:37

45:37

When you were a teen were you smart enough to science a person back to life using neighborhood resources and nary a computer?! Maybe? I certainly wasn’t, I got a D in chemistry. Guess who is this smart?! Duh, The Angry Black Girl cuz she makes a monster. Sit back and enjoy what happens when teens teen and don’t tell any adults wtf they’re doing! Music by: DJ B. Foreman…

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19 - The Slumber Party Massacre 45:44

8 weeks ago45:44

45:44

Have you been recently wondering what would happen if an escaped homicidal maniac descended upon a hot, 80’s slumber party? Well wonder no more, I got you! Check out this weeks recap of 1982’s “The Slumber Party Massacre”. There’s tits, there’s murder, there’s stupid decisions, everything you need for an 80’s slasher! Shoutout to DJ B.Foreman for my dope ass music…

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Longlegs - 2024 46:42

10 weeks ago46:42

46:42

Did you watch the 2024 smash hit Longlegs? Well if you didn’t I watched it for you!

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17. Castlefreak / Anything for Jackson 58:06

4 years ago58:06

58:06

With a surprisingly freaky freak living in the castle, Castlefreak reinforces that you shouldn't drink and drive and you definitely shouldn't join a cult and read from the super most evil one manual. While, Anything for Jackson lets us know we definitely shouldn't have an "I'll do anything policy" for anyone. I mean "anything" is such a broad term. Also don't kidnap people and say words from an illegally and immorally acquired book to bring back your grandson. Overall theme here, once they've left their mortal form, you gotta let them go. Saying words aloud from creepy ass books is never the answer! Literally Never.…

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16. The Omen & Verotika 45:05

4 years ago45:05

45:05

A cinematic classic with the most evil baby of all times + an erotic horror anthology with something I've never seen before comprise this episode. I 100% recommend you watch one of these films. Bet you can guess which one!

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15. The Pit & I See You 44:28

5 years ago44:28

44:28

2 for the price of 1! Should you wish to hear about pre-teen angst going wrong and/or learn why Helen Hunt has mastered the ever difficult soap opera gaze check out this episode!

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14. Red Letter Day - 2019 21:56

5 years ago21:56

21:56

Think Purge meets Hunger Games with a bad ass take no shit Mom and a couple of annoying kids she must protect. Oh and some pretty shitty neighbors.

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13. Drive Thru 28:47

5 years ago28:47

28:47

Horny the Clown, deservingly murdered teens, and a revenge tale as old as time makes this one a #WatchifYou’reBored flick that you really could just skip. I mean, I’m fixing to tell you about it sooo 🤷🏽‍♀️

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12. Rabid, Stuck, Hellraiser 45:04

6 years ago45:04

45:04

70’s porn Star gets her big break, American Beauty: The Hoodrat Edition & when that D gets you sent to hell are what you’re going to hear about in my very first MINI-CAP! Somehow this is longer though 🤔 Enjoy!!

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11. Some Guy Who Kills People 24:26

6 years ago24:26

24:26

Horror movie with the Feels + best movie title ever + Muthaf****** Karen Black = I loved it!!

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10. There’s Nothing Out There! - 1991 25:03

6 years ago25:03

25:03

Crazy teens, turrible monster & 7 people crammed into a Tempo will likely make this one a hard pass for most. But I liked it 🤷🏽‍♀️ 2.5 Ninja stars for this early 90’s creature feature!

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9. Slaughter Drive - 2018 26:40

6 years ago26:40

26:40

Inadvertently witnessed murder, rad practical fx & mystery solving with Scooby Doo and the gang play cousins twice removed minus Scooby Dum and Scrappy Doo. Scrappy would’ve helped...A LOT.

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8. Bloody Birthday - 1981 31:04

6 years ago31:04

31:04

Absent parents, evil ass kids & Timmy smarts make for a wild ride on this one! 4 Ninja Stars for Bloody Birthday 🔪🎂

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7. Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre - 2016 23:34

6 years ago23:34

23:34

What do escaped convicts, land sharks and mf’ing Traci Lords have in common? This terrible ass movie! Press play and listen to me tell you about it!

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6. New Year, New You - 2018. 22:12

6 years ago22:12

22:12

It’s a Girlfriends New Years Eve high school reunion! Where are the boys? Where is the music? This party is lame 😒. At least there’s murder!

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5. Bonejangles - 2017 37:20

6 years ago37:20

37:20

You wanna see a Boneface serial killer square up with some zombies? Prolly not, so just listen to this.

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4. Troll - 1986 22:18

6 years ago22:18

22:18

Family moves into new apt. The Trolls get crunk doing evil Troll shit. Wait is that Sonny Bono?! Take a listen and find out.

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3. Santa’s Slay - 2005 22:31

6 years ago22:31

22:31

Do you think a killer muscular Santa just might be your jam? If so check this out cuz I found one!

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2. Axe Giant 27:45

6 years ago27:45

27:45

Kids go to camp. Double douchebags, a giant and an axe! Where he get the giant axe though?

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1. You Can’t Kill Stephen King 25:21

6 years ago25:21