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Juneteenth Thursday, Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid June 19, 2025
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🎧 Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid — June 19, 2025
💥A Medley of Modern Maladies
"When you're neck-deep in asbestos and fascism, it's best to keep your head-ON." — W.C. Fields, after three bourbons and a federal subpoena
📉 EPA Shenanigans & the Return of Russian Asbestos
The good folks in the Maladministration™ have reversed the asbestos ban. Roxanne's rage is incandescent: "You can't make America great again without giving people cancer!" she snorts. A Russian firm now plasters Trump’s mug on its toxic bundles like he's the Marlboro Man of Mesothelioma. EPA Chief Lee Zeldon gets roasted as a "toxic idiot" who caters to polluters like they’re donors at Mar-a-Lago. Michelle Roose sums it up: the EPA is now just "favor central for chemical lobbyists."
Trump, meanwhile, is hallucinating $1.98 gas and cheap eggs. Roxanne: "He needs to put down the lead paint chips."
☢️ World War Whoops: Iran, Israel, & Shadow Puppetry
Every morning starts with Roxanne checking for mushroom clouds: "Did Trump start WWIII yet?" she quips. There's a strong hint he greenlit Israel's surprise strike on Iran.
Stephen Miller, a.k.a. "Halfpint Himmler," remains the dark wizard behind DHS's cruelty, while "Whiskey Pete Keg Breath" dodges questions from Sen. Angus King about why military bases still honor Confederates. King: "We’re correcting history, not deleting it."
Robert Byrd's prophetic anti-Iraq War speech resurfaces as a warning against MAGAT fever dreams of a new war in Iran.
🎈 MAGAT Madness: Juneteenth, Neck Folds, & Assassination Plots
Juneteenth sends the MAGATs into fits—Charlie Kirk calls it a plot to erase July 4. Roxanne calls him "racist clan trash" and says MAGATs care more about embryos than actual Black lives.
Cliff Cash coins "bigot neck" for MAGA men and likens Trump's chin waddle to female anatomy. Roxanne grins: "Nazis are fair game for body-shaming."
A Minnesota Democrat, her husband, and their dog are assassinated. Roxanne connects the violence to MAGAT radicalism, saying Jan. 6 rioters now get ICE paychecks. Jasmine Crockett notes MAGA threats and pizza pranks aimed at reps during the Speaker fight.
Meanwhile, Smart Elections flags absurd voting patterns in NC and NY, suggesting the 2024 election was bent like a MAGA flag in a windstorm.
❄️ ICEholes & Deportation Theater
The LAPD boots ICE goons from Dodgers Stadium, and Roxanne cheers: "F*** ICE!" Stephen Miller screeches about not raiding enough Home Depots. A pregnant American woman is arrested mid-yardwork, shackled, and gives birth in ICE custody. "We're jailing citizens now," Roxanne mutters.
Secretary Hotmama wants a 72-hour heads-up before Congress visits detention centers. Roxanne calls it "a fascist smoke screen for kidnappings."
🦖 Dumb, Dumber & Dementia Don
Trump can’t distinguish the Civil War from the American Revolution, and Roxanne says his brain's more scrambled than a Waffle House breakfast. Jake Tapper gets flamed by a C-SPAN caller for obsessing over Biden’s age but ignoring Trump’s cognitive collapse.
Fox News gets dragged for knowingly lying about Smartmatic. Roxanne wants them sued into oblivion.
E. Jean Carroll describes Trump in court as moaning, snarling, and farting through proceedings. Roxanne: "He looked like a possum dipped in foundation."
📖 Bible Bros, Barbie Spox & BlueSky Bans
Roxanne laughs at the "USA Bible" sold for $69.99 by two guys with nine marriages. She also mocks Trump's "pussy neck," beloved by incels everywhere.
House Republicans subpoena 94-year-old George Soros. Roxanne: "Try not to snap his bones, boys."
Meanwhile, Karoline "Real Poo-Poo" Leavitt-Alone" (White House Barbie) defends MAGATs. JD Vance gets booted from BlueSky after transphobic posts. Ron "Monkey-Up GoGo Boots" DeClantis still bans books and Black history in Florida.
🙌 Call to Action
Support via PayPal & Patreon. Please consider contributing headon.live/contribute. Back Coal River Mountain Watch to stop mountaintop removal. Protect elections like your democracy depends on it—because it damn well does.
Head-ON: Come for the rage, stay for the roast. 🌟
🗓️ Jun 19, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by 🌱 Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)
152 episodes
Manage episode 489801063 series 2504292
🎧 Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid — June 19, 2025
💥A Medley of Modern Maladies
"When you're neck-deep in asbestos and fascism, it's best to keep your head-ON." — W.C. Fields, after three bourbons and a federal subpoena
📉 EPA Shenanigans & the Return of Russian Asbestos
The good folks in the Maladministration™ have reversed the asbestos ban. Roxanne's rage is incandescent: "You can't make America great again without giving people cancer!" she snorts. A Russian firm now plasters Trump’s mug on its toxic bundles like he's the Marlboro Man of Mesothelioma. EPA Chief Lee Zeldon gets roasted as a "toxic idiot" who caters to polluters like they’re donors at Mar-a-Lago. Michelle Roose sums it up: the EPA is now just "favor central for chemical lobbyists."
Trump, meanwhile, is hallucinating $1.98 gas and cheap eggs. Roxanne: "He needs to put down the lead paint chips."
☢️ World War Whoops: Iran, Israel, & Shadow Puppetry
Every morning starts with Roxanne checking for mushroom clouds: "Did Trump start WWIII yet?" she quips. There's a strong hint he greenlit Israel's surprise strike on Iran.
Stephen Miller, a.k.a. "Halfpint Himmler," remains the dark wizard behind DHS's cruelty, while "Whiskey Pete Keg Breath" dodges questions from Sen. Angus King about why military bases still honor Confederates. King: "We’re correcting history, not deleting it."
Robert Byrd's prophetic anti-Iraq War speech resurfaces as a warning against MAGAT fever dreams of a new war in Iran.
🎈 MAGAT Madness: Juneteenth, Neck Folds, & Assassination Plots
Juneteenth sends the MAGATs into fits—Charlie Kirk calls it a plot to erase July 4. Roxanne calls him "racist clan trash" and says MAGATs care more about embryos than actual Black lives.
Cliff Cash coins "bigot neck" for MAGA men and likens Trump's chin waddle to female anatomy. Roxanne grins: "Nazis are fair game for body-shaming."
A Minnesota Democrat, her husband, and their dog are assassinated. Roxanne connects the violence to MAGAT radicalism, saying Jan. 6 rioters now get ICE paychecks. Jasmine Crockett notes MAGA threats and pizza pranks aimed at reps during the Speaker fight.
Meanwhile, Smart Elections flags absurd voting patterns in NC and NY, suggesting the 2024 election was bent like a MAGA flag in a windstorm.
❄️ ICEholes & Deportation Theater
The LAPD boots ICE goons from Dodgers Stadium, and Roxanne cheers: "F*** ICE!" Stephen Miller screeches about not raiding enough Home Depots. A pregnant American woman is arrested mid-yardwork, shackled, and gives birth in ICE custody. "We're jailing citizens now," Roxanne mutters.
Secretary Hotmama wants a 72-hour heads-up before Congress visits detention centers. Roxanne calls it "a fascist smoke screen for kidnappings."
🦖 Dumb, Dumber & Dementia Don
Trump can’t distinguish the Civil War from the American Revolution, and Roxanne says his brain's more scrambled than a Waffle House breakfast. Jake Tapper gets flamed by a C-SPAN caller for obsessing over Biden’s age but ignoring Trump’s cognitive collapse.
Fox News gets dragged for knowingly lying about Smartmatic. Roxanne wants them sued into oblivion.
E. Jean Carroll describes Trump in court as moaning, snarling, and farting through proceedings. Roxanne: "He looked like a possum dipped in foundation."
📖 Bible Bros, Barbie Spox & BlueSky Bans
Roxanne laughs at the "USA Bible" sold for $69.99 by two guys with nine marriages. She also mocks Trump's "pussy neck," beloved by incels everywhere.
House Republicans subpoena 94-year-old George Soros. Roxanne: "Try not to snap his bones, boys."
Meanwhile, Karoline "Real Poo-Poo" Leavitt-Alone" (White House Barbie) defends MAGATs. JD Vance gets booted from BlueSky after transphobic posts. Ron "Monkey-Up GoGo Boots" DeClantis still bans books and Black history in Florida.
🙌 Call to Action
Support via PayPal & Patreon. Please consider contributing headon.live/contribute. Back Coal River Mountain Watch to stop mountaintop removal. Protect elections like your democracy depends on it—because it damn well does.
Head-ON: Come for the rage, stay for the roast. 🌟
🗓️ Jun 19, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by 🌱 Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)
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