Blurry Hysteria: Trigger-Happy Monks & Macarena Meltdowns | 440

Hysteria 51

This week on Blurry Hysteria, enlightenment gets loaded and detention turns into a dance party.

First stop: Thailand, where one monk decided to solve a holy disagreement with a very unholy piece—yes, he shot a fellow monk after a heated temple debate. It’s like Kill Bill: Dharma Edition. Spoiler alert: Buddha does not approve of bullets in the lotus position.

Then, over in the UK, a teacher channels full chaos mode—swigging booze in class, swearing at students, and finishing it off with an impromptu performance of the Macarena. Was it a nervous breakdown or just Tuesday? Either way, it’s giving substitute teacher energy on meth.

Between misfiring monks and Macarena meltdowns, it’s another week where logic takes a backseat and Conspiracy Bot gets way too into interpretive dance.

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