Episode 623: Sanders Gets Skipped, Santos Sentenced to Jail

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

00:00 Introductions

01:49 Shedeur Sanders

06:37 Federal Disaster Relief Funds

12:50 Kanye West

20:29 George Santos

29:27 Rex Parris

36:36 Mike Lindell

41:41 Google Maps

—nathan is in a low-quality hotel in Kentucky, and walks us through the surroundings.

—Shedder Sanders wasn’t a story nathan sent Jake, but it was all the rage while recording and a viewer threw it into the comments.

Why did Sanders drop so far?

He hadn’t been selected as of the time of taping, but the Browns eventually grabbed him in the 5th round of the draft.

The consistent word has been that he gave horrible interviews.

Word has since come out that he was unprepared, and arrogant.

SHOCKING.

A nepo-baby with an egotistical father thinks he’s the king?

Who’d a thunk it?

—Oh, this is a thing of beauty. Trump voters (as well as innocent victims) are being denied federal disaster assistance. First, North Carolina got the middle finger, and then, in a moment of wonderful, beautiful glory, Sarah Huckabee Sanders—former shill for the first Trump administration and a horrible human being in her own right—requested funds to help with tornado cleanup, and was told, “No.”
We can’t say it loud enough, THIS IS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR.

The best comment I’ve seen regarding the 2024 election came on a TikTok.

Some crybaby loser was about to lose his small business because of the Trump tariffs.

He was pleading with Trump to end them, saying he voted for Trump, but didn’t expect this.
The comment on his video was, “You failed an open-book test.”

Yup.

Who knew one a-hole could do so much damage in 100 days?

Anyone and everyone with an IQ higher than that of a turnip.

—Kanye West had an incestuous, homosexual relationship with his cousin.

I mean…

What more do we need to say?

—George Santos is going to prison.

Good on him.

Lying, cheating, hilarious loser.

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person.

—Rex Parris, the mayor of Lancaster, California, said he wants to give homeless people all the fentanyl they want, and that maybe that will get rid of some of them.

I mean…

He’s not wrong.

He’s probably trolling liberals, so, hey, liberals?

Don’t take the bait.

You don’t have to fly off the handle every time someone says something you don’t like.

Don’t you get tired of being such thin-skinned crybabies?

—Speaking of crybabies, Mike Lindell is in the news.
Last week, he was sobbing on the phone with a judge (or maybe it was a Zoom call, I forget) saying he couldn’t pay his fines, because he’s destitute.

Yeah, well, you’re the one who lied and slandered, dummy.

All you had to do was not be an insane a-hole, but that was too hard for you.

Ending up homeless and in prison because you couldn’t pay your fines would be just deserts for you, Mr. Pillow Douche.

Anyway, his lawyers filed phony briefs filled with made up citations.

Fine him some more!

—What happens when Google Maps tells you to turn around, you’re going the wrong way?

Well, you drive past a concrete barrier meant to prevent traffic from entering an unfinished highway, and you drive off an incomplete ramp, dropping your car 40 feet in mere seconds.

Dummy.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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