Episode 628: Sydney Sweeney’s Bathwater Soap

Idiots On Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast

00:00 Introductions

01:28 Sydney Sweeney

12:57 Private Function

20:18 Tesla

24:32 Mark Davis

28:44 Final Destination Bloodlines

—nathan is injured. Again.

—One of the most attractive women on the planet is cashing in on the stupidity of men, and we are here for it.

We discuss everything from the HBO show Real Sex, to all the silly things men buy from OnlyFans models.

—Punk band Private Function is now selling a vinyl album that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s honey pot.

So… they have that going for them.

—Everyone loves it when bad things happen to deserving people, and Elon Musk is absolutely deserving of horrible things.
Tesla sales are down 90% in Canada.

90%.

That. Is. A. Lot.

—Bill Belichick has been receiving a lot of attention for being an overweight, crusty old man who’s dating a young-enough-to-be-his-grandaughter Jordan Hudson, but you know what?

Mark Davis is uglier (by far) than Bill, and dating a much hotter young woman.
He was flying under the radar, until he suggested she liked him for his smile, not his money.

Yeah.

Not. True.

Hayden Hopkins is a golddigger.

Just own up to it.

Jordan Hudson seems to be embracing the role.

—Not much to say here.

Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.

Tune in and get your giggle on.

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