Bear On The Stove; A Titillating Teams Call; & Fart-Infected Sinuses

Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

Imaging hearing a crash at 5am in your house & you are expecting to find a burglar. Instead, you see is a bear on your stove & a hole in your ceiling. It was a reality for a Kentucky homeowner. Imagine having a Teams meeting with your co-workers working from home when one stands up without realizing he's not wearing pants--OR underwear. And imagine suffering with a sinus infection for 7 years...caused by your ex-boyfriend, who farted in your face. Well, you don't have to image any of this because it really happened. And my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" is back from his trip to PA to help me tell you about it!
In this Weekend Episode...

• [A PIece of My Mind] People Who Don't Reply To Texts -- Even When They're On Their Phone 24/7—Usually Have These 11 Reasons
• Google is Now the Go-To Teacher For Adults Who Need Help—With Adulting
• Town Requires A PERMIT For Women To Wear High-Heels Taller Than 2”
• CA Family Sues Funeral Home After Finding Wrong Body in Uncle's Casket
• Bear Falls Through Attic, is Found Sitting on Stove in Kentucky Home
• Man Fired After Standing up in Teams Call Wearing No Pants–OR Underwear
• Drunk Turkish Man Spends Hours With Search Party Looking For Himself
• Woman Claims She’s Suffered From a 7-Yr. Sinus Infection After Her Ex-Boyfriend Farted in Her Face

Pancho has more burning questions to answer from people seeking his sage wisdom on matters such as whether or not to let your 14-y/o boy go to the Senior Prom with an 18-y/o girl who invited him & whether to blow the whistle on a boss trying to buy your silence for his shady business practices.