Did your Easter look more like chaos and chocolate-fueled meltdowns than a curated Instagram post? Good,you're in the right place. We’re talking missed church, egg fights, and one mom wondering if ungrateful kids are part of the resurrection story. Meanwhile, influencers are out here staging gender reveals like it's the Oscars. Then, 20-year-old Reese hops on with wisdom that’ll make you question your whole parenting strategy, in a good way. Her secret? Less control, more trust, and remembering that none of us has it figured out. Moral of the story? It’s not that deep. Your kids don’t need perfect, they just need you .…

So we were so sure we were dishing out solid dating advice… until we realized we might’ve been totally off. Oops 🤐 In this episode, Crystal and Teisha spiral (in the best way) through breakups, ghosting, and the infamous “talking stage” that feels like purgatory in cute outfits. Somewhere along the way, we end up debating Teisha’s need for random mid-day “bed breaks,” which Crystal insists makes zero sense unless you’re a Victorian child recovering from the flu. There’s also a rant about teen PDA, a Tulsa King side quest, and the wildest story about a plane crash survivor who swears God told him not to buckle his seatbelt, and that’s what saved him. Casual. From chaotic hot takes to unexpected wisdom, it’s equal parts hilarious and weirdly deep. Basically: less podcast, more chats! Come hang with us!…

Why are men always low-key grumpy? Plot twist: they just want attention. Yep, like giant toddlers with beards. This episode is about reviving that girlfriend energy in your marriage—flirty texts, random compliments, and maybe even hyping up his (totally unnecessary) naked golf swing in the mirror. We cover everything from teen sleepover drama to feeding half the neighborhood out of your pantry while your husband panics over the snack budget. Oh, and we get real about keeping our homes safe and our marriages spicy even if we’re doing it in day-old yoga pants. Try the “be his girlfriend again” challenge this week. It’s cheaper than therapy and way more fun.…

Want a story that’ll leave you speechless? Trisha went out for a normal night with friends and ended up fighting for her life, drugged, kidnapped, and beaten, with no way to escape. In her most desperate moment, she started reciting the Lord’s Prayer. The kidnappers’ eerie response? “Don’t bring the Lord into this.” And then out of nowhere, they let her go. But the nightmare wasn’t over. Dazed and injured, she was struck by a delivery truck, suffering devastating injuries. Doctors said she shouldn’t have survived. Instead, she found a new purpose. Within months, she went from party girl to leading Bible studies, discovering faith in the very thing that saved her. Trisha’s story isn’t just about survival but transformation, faith, and finding meaning in the unthinkable. You don’t want to miss this one.…

Marriage after kids can feel like a juggling act except your relationship’s the one getting dropped. We’re diving into how to bring back that spark, from playful touches in the kitchen to breaking free from the “shoulds” that drain the fun out of life. Turns out, physical touch isn’t just about intimacy—it’s about feeling seen and wanted in the chaos of daily life. And sometimes, a quick getaway (even just one night) is the reset you didn’t know you needed. Because your kids will remember parents who loved each other, not just ones who showed up. Hit play and laugh with us!…

That TikTok where Teisha joked about "playing dead" to avoid intimacy? Yeah, it blew up with people predicting divorce. But honestly, it says more about how uncomfortable we are with real marriage talk than anything wrong at home. We’re spilling the truth about marriage: why men are microwaves (quick to heat up) and women are ovens (we need a warm-up). Plus, the terror of letting a teen go to Mexico solo and why trusting them might be the secret sauce to parenting. From relationship regrets to faith and intimacy, we’re putting it all out there—awkward moments and all. Hit play and laugh with us!…

Ever scroll past an influencer’s perfect morning routine: 5AM workouts, flawless lipstick, and a color-coded calendar and think, “LOL, absolutely not”? Same. This episode is basically a judgment-free zone for life’s hot mess moments. We’re talking about those questionable intimacy signals in marriage (because sometimes a cuddle is just a cuddle, OK?!), plus some business lessons that prove “go big or go home” is actually kinda terrible advice. Oh, and we have to get into the Ruby Franke documentary! seriously, it’s next-level creepy. Who knew a wholesome family YouTube channel could go that dark? Yikes. So if you’ve ever felt like you’re barely holding it together while the internet makes life look effortless. Congrats, you’re one of us! Hit play, laugh with us, and let’s embrace the beautiful chaos that is real life. 😆🔥…

What started as a cheer competition in Dallas turned into a full-blown fight-or-flight panic when chaos broke out at the convention center. One minute, we were just proud, cheer moms—next thing you know, we’re hiding in a bathroom stall, sprinting through downtown with our terrified kids, convinced we were running from an active shooter. Spoiler: They later said it was just a bar fight , but it sure didn’t feel that way at the moment. We’re getting raw and real about what it’s like to think, “This might be it,” and how that split-second fear still sticks with us—like constantly scoping exits, realizing we might not be as ready to protect our kids as we thought, and even rethinking our health, faith, and what actually matters. This episode is a rollercoaster—from terror to trauma processing to some unexpected self-reflection (because God really does have a weird way of teaching lessons). If you’ve ever had a moment that shook you to your core, or you want to hear how we’re piecing ourselves back together (with plenty of side-eye for those official reports), hit play and join the conversation.…

Buckle up for this wild ride on Jerking Around , where we dive headfirst into flight freakouts, family chaos, and all the ridiculousness in between. Tisha spills on her fear of flying and how a little too much wine (and a diaper improvisation) turned one trip into pure comedy gold. We’re serving up real talk and big laughs, from letting kids pick vacation spots (risky move, btw) to elderberry cures and the weird-but-necessary safe words that keep our marriages spicy. It’s messy, hilarious, and totally relatable. So grab a drink, hit play, and laugh along with us, and don’t forget to drop your own travel fails or cringe family stories in the comments. Let’s embrace the madness together!…

Ever walked into a room and suddenly you’re in a relationship you didn’t know about? We kick things off with some playful roasting and welcome our newest partner-in-crime, Melissa, before diving into Paige DeSorbo’s breakup and the age-old debate, can you really stay friends with an ex? (Let’s just say, opinions get spicy.) Then, we relive the times love totally hijacked our wardrobes because who hasn’t worn something ridiculous for a relationship? From celebrity style overhauls to post-Super Bowl fashion disasters, we embrace the good, the bad, and the what was I thinking? moments. For a little inspiration, Swayze Bozeman from the Kansas City Chiefs joins us to talk faith, perseverance, and life’s unexpected plot twists. And of course, we wrap it all up with the usual parenting chaos, questionable routines, and a whole lot of laughs.…

Ever caught yourself cracking up at your own jokes in a car full of kids? Same here. This episode kicks off with our brilliant idea to listen to Jerking Around on a family road trip, leading to nonstop laughs and our daughters seriously questioning us. From there, we dive into the Paige and Craig breakup saga, adding our own relationship mishaps for good measure. Things get even juicier when we dish on the It Ends With Us movie drama—lawsuits, intimacy coordinators, and plenty of WTF moments. We throw in stories from our wild Palm Springs trip (where our gambling skills earned us both cheers and side-eyes) and sprinkle in some airline anxiety and a fiery debate on tongue kissing. To wrap it up, we get real about co-parenting, work-life balance, and the unexpected magic of letting your partner take the reins at home—complete with plenty of laughs and a few heartfelt moments. Buckle up, this ride is equal parts chaos and comedy!…

Ever had a hardware store encounter so awkward you needed a support group afterward? We kick things off with a Home Depot misadventure involving a very enthusiastic employee, leaving us cackling all the way home and questioning why we ever leave the house. Also, quick PSA: thanks for sticking with us—because if it weren’t for you, Tisha might trade her podcast mic for a life of interpretive dance. Our show might not be the wholesome family sitcom of podcasts, but hey, we’re here for the unfiltered chaos and wouldn’t have it any other way. Next, we take a sharp turn from power tools to power feels as we dive into Colleen Hoover’s It Ends With Us . Things get real as we chat about the heavy stuff—domestic violence, empathy, and umm, Blake Lively playing Lily in the upcoming movie. We’ve got thoughts (so many thoughts). Will she nail it? Or will this be another Hollywood “oops”? Plus, we somehow end up talking about emotional affairs, suspicious behavior after a new haircut, and why relationships are just one big soap opera, starring us. But wait, there’s more! We shift into parenting mode, tackling teenage mood swings (help), club sports chaos (send snacks), and why positive words are like magic spells for self-worth. Between awkward pep talks and moments where patience is hanging by a thread , we find ourselves embracing the wild ride. Whether it’s freaking out on a plane or surviving your teen’s newest slang, we’re here to remind you that life is one messy, hilarious adventure—best handled with faith, humor, and maybe a strong drink.…

Ever feel like celebrity breakups are running on repeat? This week, we dive headfirst into the latest gossip bomb: Paige from Giggly Squad and Craig from Southern Charm calling it quits. With cheating rumors swirling, we ask the age-old question—where there’s smoke, is there always fire? Of course, no relationship chat is complete without our own dating disasters, including the make-or-break power of group hangouts. Let’s just say, one couple at game night had us in stitches with their hilariously mismatched answers. Meanwhile, parenting throws its own curveballs, especially when adult conversations crash into kid ears. Our friend Jess Hartman drops by to share a laugh-out-loud tale involving a 12-year-old, a tampon explanation gone rogue, and a crash course in teen slang like simp and BTA. Somehow, this spirals into a discussion on bucket-list-worthy historical moments—because nothing says family bonding like a debate over inaugurations and awkward puberty talks. And because we love a good pop culture detour, we jump into everything from Carrie Underwood’s acapella magic to the darkly addictive pull of Squid Game. We also break down the viral fame of a deaf lip reader (seriously, how do they do it?!) and get nostalgic over Detective Stabler’s undeniable charm. Whether we’re debating movie choices, cracking up over relationship quirks, or celebrating badass women on screen, this episode is all about life’s messy, hilarious, and oh-so-relatable moments. Tune in for the chaos—you won’t regret it!…

Could the fiery chaos engulfing Los Angeles be part of a bigger, not-so-natural plan? On this episode of Jerking Around, we dive headfirst into the wild theories buzzing around town—like whispers of a master plan to turn LA into a high-tech "smart city" just in time for the Olympics. Toss in the suspicious arrest of an immigrant scapegoated for the blazes, and you’ve got the kind of plot that would make a Hollywood screenwriter jealous. As Instagram fills with hot takes and hashtags, we hit pause to talk about the importance of protecting your mental health—maybe over some comforting bites in Chino. But that’s not all smoldering in the background! The fires have sparked a messy insurance drama too. We unravel the twisted tale of policy cancellations and eyebrow-raising rate hikes, digging into how government regulations have left insurance companies doing the fiscal equivalent of the cha-cha. Why are rates climbing before the flames even start, and what does that mean for folks in fire-prone areas? We’re breaking down the high-stakes game of balancing risk, regulations, and real-life consequences. Join us for a fiery episode full of jaw-dropping theories, insurance intrigue, and just the right amount of snark to keep it real. You’ll laugh, you’ll question everything, and you might even rethink that policy renewal letter sitting on your counter.…

What if your Tesla had a stand-up routine while it chauffeured you around? Strap in for a wild ride through the techy chaos with Tisha and me, where we try to figure out self-driving cars and Alexa’s suspiciously judgmental stare—half awe, half panic. Teisha spills the beans on how she’s turned intimacy into the ultimate home negotiation tactic, sparking an epic showdown with our husbands, Kyle and Ben, over the ancient art of "getting stuff done" around the house. Prepare for a laugh-out-loud debate on modern life, where tech and tradition crash together like a toddler on a sugar high. Then, we take a sharp turn into the world of celebrity gossip and dive into the juicy breakup drama of Paige DeSorbo and Craig Conover. As a self-proclaimed expert in reality TV scandals, I dish out the gossip and dive deep into whether AI has any place in our social lives—can career dreams and relationship goals ever truly get on the same page? From TikTok challenges to figuring out young love, we explore how social media is giving guys a boost while leaving young women stranded in the dating game. It’s a no-holds-barred chat about how the digital age is messing with our hearts. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, we head to the slopes for a family ski trip adventure—where the thrills are high, and the wipeouts are even higher. We reflect on the beauty of letting kids stumble and learn on their own, while secretly holding back our terror. Add in a dash of family traditions, the delicate dance between parenting and independence, and plenty of giggles about the quirky things that make us human. Whether we’re dishing about celebrity love lives or debating the best way to teach your kid to ski, one thing is for sure: none of us have it all together—and that’s the way we like it. Tune in for an episode packed with laughs, life lessons, and maybe a little reevaluation of your tech-filled existence!…