Episode 5: The Luck Navigators

Life With Althaar

In which an unfamiliar ship lands on The Fairgrounds, turning out to contain two "scien-technicians" from the species known as "The Luck Navigators," whose entire technology is based on riding waves of Luck and it's opposite, which they refer to by the technical term "Suck." Unfortunately, the extreme amount of suck on the station has trapped them, and chaos descends as The Fairgrounds is beset by events, large and small, of extreme good and bad fortune, which the Luck Navigators predict will end in a disastrous singularity, the Suckhole. Is John B actually at the center of it all, and is he empirically the unluckiest being in the galaxy? And will the impending disaster be averted if Commander Torianna blasts John out of an airlock? And how is this all affecting open mic night at The Electric Egg? EPISODE FIVE "The Luck Navigators" written by Ian W. Hill and Berit Johnson featuring Berit Johnson as Althaar, Alien Barfly, Bridge Crew John Amir as John B, Bridge Crew Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Helium Miner Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Helium Miner, Bridge Crew Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory Derrick Peterson as Xtopps, Helium Miner Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax with Ian W. Hill: Recreation DirectorBot, Announcer, Helium Miner, Bridge Crew David Arthur Bachrach: Bridge Crew Linus Gelber: Docking Crew, Bridge Crew Lex Friedman: Bklgrhch Philip Cruise: Aoooaoooaoooaooo, Bridge Crew Jessica Stoya: Velbopp's Announcer Eli Ganias: Helium Miner, Bridge Crew Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor The writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus Special Thanks to Associate Suck Mathematician Sean Rockoff Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean Haspiel Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
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