Getting Physical(s) | Ep 31

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"It is a scientific fact that these macaques, like all other primates, including humans, are communicating. They communicate in much the same way we do - facial expressions, vocalizations, body postures, those kinds of things." - Jeff Kerr Jeff Kerr is PETA foundations Chief Legal Officer. I asked him to come on the show to talk about one of PETA’s current lawsuits against the National Institutes of Health (NIH) and Nathional Institute of Mental Health (NIMH). PETA is arguing that the monkeys being tested on in a government run facility are capable of communication (or “are communicating”). And that we have a constitutional right under the First Amendment to receive their communications. This could be a game changer in allowing us to see what’s really going on in labs that are funded by taxpayer money, and which have so far been censored from public view. PETA’s lawsuit follows years of NIH’s attempts to deny Freedom of Information requests banning PETA executives from its campus and illegally censoring animal advocates’ speech on NIH’s public social media pages. Through the lawsuit, PETA is seeking a live audio-visual feed to see and hear real-time communications from the macaques who have been kept isolated, used in fear experiments, and had posts cemented into their heads. Anthropologists and other scientists have studied macaque and other primate communications for decades and know that the monkeys communicate effectively and intentionally through lip smacking, fear grimaces, body language, and various cries and sounds—all of which constitute speech under the law. Primatologists can analyze that speech on a deeper level to share their stories with the world.…

about a year ago 46:40

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Getting Physical(s) | Ep 31

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Olivia is being feral | Ep 63 46:39

3 days ago46:39

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HEY GUYS, This week: Final destination, Pennies, Pasta Straws, Sunday Trivia, The Chimney Sweep reopens, Our buddy Pete, Mission Impossible, The Front yard Bar, Niagara Falls, Nathan Feilder "the rehearsal" and Sitting in silence

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Trolling is an Artform | EP 62 47:29

10 days ago47:29

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HEY GUYS, DJ returns from the Mothers Ruin Challenge, There's a serial killer in North Hollywood, Armadillo not Michelata, Kelly's Greek Retraction, toxic tv shows, no mustard at Sonic, and DJ is a comedy connoisseur

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Detachable Penis vs Vagina Dentata | Ep 61 48:22

17 days ago48:22

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The podcast episode features hosts DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart, who engage in humorous and candid conversations about various topics, including personal anecdotes and upcoming travel plans. The discussion opens with DJ's lighthearted introduction, setting the tone for a casual yet entertaining atmosphere. They share amusing stories related to their experiences with cameos, social interactions, and personal challenges while preparing for a unique trip involving the "Mother's Ruin Challenge," where they plan to visit three cities in one day for drinks and passport stamps. As the conversation unfolds, the hosts delve into more serious subjects, such as the challenges of navigating life in the public eye and the implications of social media. They touch upon the complexities of modern communication, discussing how people's perceptions can be shaped by online interactions. Additionally, the hosts address the topic of accountability in the context of the entertainment industry, reflecting on the pressures and responsibilities that come with their roles. They also highlight the importance of humor in dealing with uncomfortable situations and emphasize the need for open discussions about pressing societal issues. In conclusion, the episode encapsulates a blend of humor and introspection, illustrating the hosts' dynamic camaraderie while also addressing deeper themes relevant to their audience. They invite listeners to engage with their content on various platforms, encouraging participation and sharing experiences. The conversation serves as a reminder of the value of authenticity and connection in a world increasingly dominated by digital interactions, leaving listeners entertained and thoughtful about the complexities of modern life.…

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Taken 4: Kelly's Phone | EP 60 48:07

24 days ago48:07

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Hey Guys, We're back in LA and back in the studio to talk about: Kelly Losing her phone, DJ's trip to beverly hills, Kelly's aphantasia, DJ's memory, The movies DROP and SINNERS and so much more!

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Skiing Across the Parking Lot (Vegas Pt2) | Ep 59 43:19

4 weeks ago43:19

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Hey Guys, In this episode, (part 2 of 2 in Vegas) we cover: The Lighting at treasure Island, talking shit via text, the vegas shooting, DJ's weird dreams, Blink twice, being mad, Ivy's call, Hailey Joel Osmend, Skiing across the parking lot, coachella in january, Vegas and palm springs in the summer, high season, Slot machines, going out on the holidays - Tuesday, kellys dad's road trip and getting the ice.…

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THE SHAMPOO EFFECT (VEGAS Pt 1) | EP 58 45:19

5 weeks ago45:19

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Hey Guys! Recorded in Las Vegas last week here is part 1, where we cover: Vegas recap, Cheetah Suits, DJ almost got robbed, getting roasted for scratching your balls, basket porn, Bentcarrot.com , The Shampoo effect, Captain Morgan is a land Captain, Heartburn Mushrooms, and tub thumping

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Thanks For the Galaxy | Ep 57 46:34

6 weeks ago46:34

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Hey Guys, This week: going live, NPC's, Vegas, Kelly's Dad's mustang, Mushrooms, and calls from you guys!

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I Invented YELLING | Ep 56 45:56

7 weeks ago45:56

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HEY GUYS, We live streamed on tiktok for some of this episode. This week we cover: The Tam (bar in Boston) Taking the T Train, exchange students, Vegas, Fashion, White Lotus, Roku, DJ starts an OF, Dicks around the world, and Rolex's

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What happens in VEGAS | Ep 55 47:51

8 weeks ago47:51

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HEY GUYS, DJ and Kelly plan their upcoming Vegas trip, Monkeys, and a ton of real housewives talk. Kelly walks Rhino and Dj chats with Isaac about movies and TV

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I Identify as Y'ALL | Ep 54 48:02

9 weeks ago48:02

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HEY GUYS, Kelly has Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, The gang goes to the foxfire room, the upcoming trip to Vegas, Kelly's Sugar Baby Date, Searching your phone at the border, the country pronouns song, San Jose womens volleyball, Guns, and getting killed by your spouse. Join the conversation and leave us a comment below or call the hotline at 323-272-3908…

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A California Adventure | Ep 53 49:04

10 weeks ago49:04

49:04

Hey Guys, This week we cover: Disneyland, Skydiving, DJ's facelift, Small dicks, health insurance and The real house wives of beverly hills

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Get in, We're moving to Mexico | Ep 52 45:56

11 weeks ago45:56

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Hey Guys, Dj is back from Mexico and Kelly is back from Sweden, reunited in the studio after a few weeks of recording on zoom, we talk about: Motorola Razors, Dj Mexico recap, Kelly was a bouncer at a comedy show, rolling your R's, Duolingo doesnt work, Kelly was a bouncer at a comedy club for one night, and Kelly's Teddy Swims concert experience.…

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A Taco Bell Hangover Wedding | Ep 51 40:55

12 weeks ago40:55

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HEY GUYS! This week on zoom from Canada: Fan Mail, Kelly's Nephew's Birthday, DJ teases his trip to Mexico, (more next week when we'reback in studio) a spectrum of bastard things, Vegas Weddings (specifically Taco Bell Weddings) how things taste around the world, AND MORE!

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Loaded in Español | Ep 50 43:15

13 weeks ago43:15

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Hey Guys, In this very special first ever zoom episode, DJ (having just freshly lazered his face in Canada) and Kelly talk about: Mexican Drugs, Being late, DJ doesn't want to see your Xrays, Dj is a nervous flyer, Kelly plays a clip from Temptation Island Spain, and much much more. Join the conversation by calling us at 323-232-3908…

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Read My Lips Wrong | Ep 49 45:44

14 weeks ago45:44

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Hey Guys, Hipster bars, DJ and Kelly Plan a Vegas Trip, Kelly's Olympian Portland, Making friends in bars, Love Island, Bad Lip Reading and who is allowed to DM you videos. Call us with your questions and comments 323-272-3908

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How to pronounce La Croix | Ep 48 45:34

15 weeks ago45:34

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HEY GUYS, In this episode we cover: Mega Con, Faking Accents, Mac N Cheese, How to Pronounce La Croix, and Dicks around the world - Join the conversation by calling our hotline 323-272-3908

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OF COURSE WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT | EP 47 49:26

16 weeks ago49:26

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HEY GUYS, How Pilots can help us all fly better, thinking about work when you're at home (for free) Kelly smoked weed for the first time in a while, and how the new political climate is going to effect us all. Join the conversation by calling us at 323-272-3908

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Reunited and it feels just ok | Ep 46 45:34

17 weeks ago45:34

45:34

Hey Guys, DJ and Kelly are back together at last. In this episode we cover: Ty's birthday, Summer Birthdays, Half Birthdays, How much we hate camping, going to Universal / the Doohickeys album release party, and how to get guys to stop asking for butt stuff. Join the conversation by calling us at 323-272-3908…

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Don't Call me Bro, Doc | Ep 45 46:30

18 weeks ago46:30

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Hey Guys, This week (loaded on Kellys Christmas Crack) we discuss: Cleaning the house, DJ's doctor called him bro, further ADHD research, therapy, people who only tell their half of the story and we answer some emails. Join the conversation by calling 323-272-3908

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Am I Turning Gay? | Ep 44 46:38

19 weeks ago46:38

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Hey Guys, In this episode we discuss: DJ is tired, S99 Update, Fair is Fair, Christmas Crack, The Infinity Pillow, The Tik Tok Ban, Kelly's Dad, and watch the wizard of oz in a whole new way. Join the conversation call us 323-272-3908

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Do I have ADHD? | Ep 43 45:33

20 weeks ago45:33

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HEY GUYS! In this episode we cover: Penguin Town, The Haunting of Hill House, Does DJ have ADHD (duh) and catch up with each other after being away for a while. Join the conversation by calling us at 323-272-3908!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR | Ep 42 50:46

21 weeks ago50:46

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Hey Guys! We're back from our holiday break and ready to spill the tea on our resolutions, shopping at Sephora, and at the end we answer your voicemails! Thanks for joining us! Call us with all your questions or just rant about something 323-272-3908 CALL NOW!

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Getting Good At Stuff | Ep 41 47:40

22 weeks ago47:40

47:40

HEY GUYS, This week we cover: Sewing Classes, getting good at stuff, dreams, where the dodgers live, AI Reels, Jonbenet Ramsey and teaching people how to treat you. Join the conversation and leave us a comment with your thoughts or call us and tell us what you really think 323-232-3908

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The Customer Service Pickle | Ep 40 47:46

25 weeks ago47:46

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HEY GUYS, This week, DJ and Kelly sample the pickles we talked about last week, Isaac cant handle the hot ones, the jack in the box debacle, DJ's american airlines altercation, expecting (good) customer service, documentaries and everyone has AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS

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The Neverending Housewives | Ep 39 46:44

26 weeks ago46:44

46:44

HEY GUYS, DJ and Kelly discuss which show we should rewatch on patreon together, DJ freezes at the upfronts, Jim Jefferies and Lisa Vanderpump are oddly friends, John Cena is an amazing actor, Bad plastic surgery and SO MUCH MORE - we have a new number to call with questions and comments 323-272-3908 and if you havent done so already, join our discord!…

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Men Can't Shop | Ep 38 47:44

27 weeks ago47:44

47:44

HEY GUYS, In this episode DJ and Kelly discuss, instacart groceries, DJ bought the wedding rings, the law brothers commercials that Kelly wrote, Kelly's friend Colleen, Racist nursery ryhmes, getting our 1st complaint email and attitude cafe. Join the conversation and leave us a comment below or join us on Disord. You can also now call us and ask a question or just leave us a message @ 323-272-3908 - no texts please its a land line.…

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Going Full Hog | Ep 37 46:05

28 weeks ago46:05

46:05

HEY GUYS, Kelly shares a story from the bar last week, below deck chefs and bad guests, Josh Seiter's trans bit, getting cheated on, going full hog, and so much more. Join the conversation and leave us a comment. Join our discord to interact with all things loaded. Call the loaded line - 1 323 - 272 - 3908 and leave us a message - we will play it on the show and answer your questions!…

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Election Reaction | Ep 36 49:02

29 weeks ago49:02

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Hey Guys, DJ and Kelly react to the election, we watch OCEAN CARE DIVERSITY AFFAIRS, "you're body my choice" guy, not shutting down, "blow decks" and more advice from your favorite hosts! Enjoy

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Take My Advice | Ep 35 46:34

30 weeks ago46:34

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Hey Guys, In this episode DJ and Kelly give advice and answer your questions on topics like: Dating in High School, Getting bullied, Bachelor Party Strippers, What we love about each other, how to approach hard conversations with freinds, Appologizing and getting to know yourself. Join the conversation and tell us what you think in the comments! Thank you for being a patreon member our tribe is growing!! Hello to all our new members!…

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Might as well be in Prison | Ep34 46:35

31 weeks ago46:35