Ep. 65 - Rest in Peace Ozzy—Now Please Unlock the Bathroom - 07/23/2025

Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem

Peaches and Viktor Wilt dedicate the entire Noon Hour to the bat-biting prince of darkness himself: Ozzy Osbourne. From deep Sabbath cuts to wild Osbourne family moments, the episode is packed with tributes, rare tracks, unfiltered stories, and the chaotic legacy of the Godfather of Metal. The guys play covers like Lamb of God's “Children of the Grave”, talk about Ozzy’s weirdest duets (yes, there’s an Ozzy & Jessica Simpson Winter Wonderland collab), and quote some of the funniest Osbournes clips of all time—including the now-iconic “someone took my beers” freakout.

They also veer into absurd Reddit territory, reading a story about a guy who locks his bathroom after 10PM, prompting a full breakdown of what makes someone seem like a serial killer (legally speaking). Viktor and Peaches rattle off an entire list: carpeting your bathroom, refrigerated basements, digging in the backyard at night, and carrying pizza boxes vertically.

Also in this episode:

• Peaches confesses to uploading rare Ozzy tracks into the system himself
• The guys argue about whether it’s better to lock the bathroom or go rogue in the backyard
• A shoutout to Josh Tielor (who’s referenced but doesn’t appear this time)
• Ideas for Ozzy-inspired KBEAR sweepers, giveaways, and imaging clips
• Thoughts on Ozzy’s best Howard Stern and Conan appearances
• And Viktor pitches a contest: "Win Dropkick Murphys Tickets by Doing Your Best Ozzy Grunt"

They end the hour with “Planet Caravan,” but not before shouting out Osbourne’s role as one of the most legendary frontmen in rock—a madman, a sweetheart, and someone who could command a crowd like no one else.