Ep. 571: We Just Got Slinged

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It's Holden's last episode as co-host (for now) but he's still forcing his Taysession onto MJ and Jackie who are just doing their best to ignore an unannounced visit from Gronky while gossin' 'bout Meghan Markle being currently unable to sell her clothes because she didn't bother to make sure there wasn't already a brand by that name, a flashback to the apology Holden uses over and over and over, TSwift might not be friends with Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds anymore because SHE'S THE KHALEESI IN THIS RELATIONSHIP! There are rumors of trouble in Bikini Bottom, and that's got Holden wondering what celeb would MJ and Jackie leave their nine months pregnant (à la 'Junior') husbands Slater-style, Jackie and MJ are desperate to go to 'Swig' the soda and put SEVEN PUMPS IN THEM, every dude on the newest season of 'Love Is Blind' sucks except for Joey, Jackie and MJ talk about hanging at the mall and checkin' out the glory of Spencer's, a quick reminder of what Holden's funeral request entails so BUST OUT YOUR GRAVITY BONGS, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner #213 THE FINALE (for now): Did HILARIA swap out the prop gun for howusayREAL GUN?!?!!??! A Swift List in honor of Holden, Blindzzzz, Holden gets to be bathed in your kind shoutzzzzzz PLUS MOOOOOOREEEE!!!!

WE LOVE YOU HOLDEN!

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