024: The Ingredients Don't Do It Justice

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024: The Ingredients Don't Do It Justice

Podchasm

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published 6 years ago

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Grab a fluffernutter, a bag of kettle-cooked chips, and salivate responsibly.

Sandwich Shops:

Thank you to CountryLiving for the list of regional favorites.

41 episodes

#Society #Conversations #Humor #Music #Writing #Comedy #Friends #Jacob Tender #Mike Comite #Podcasting #Curbside.audio

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040: Mostly, I'm In Person 1:33:47

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It was never supposed to be an obligation. Jacob Tender and Mike Comite have returned to the mic in spectacular fashion. Lives have changed. Pockets of time have formed. Memories have been digitized. Podchasm has returned for one night only? Links: Podchasm 038 | Recorded live from Terin's kitchen Podchasm 039 | Our (lost) episode Twitter acquires Breaker team to build Spaces Good One: A podcast about jokes Headgum COVID-19 Pandemic Out of the Crisis | Covid podcast hosted by Eric Reis, edited by Jacob Dead Eyes Mike and Tom Hanks This American Life Episode 850 with a story by Mike ( transcript ) Julia Nunes and Mike Comite cover "Losers" by The Bell Brigade for TAL Jake bought a house and wrote eulogies for his grandmother and dog…

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039: Eventually, I Need To Stand 1:37:34

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“You can’t have everything, where would you put it?” One day we recorded our last podcast and didn't know it. Then we neglected to edit and release it for 5.5 years. Edited in April of 2025, here's a backwards glance at the guys in late June 2019. Links: I'm afraid you're on your own here, pal.

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038: An Overwhelming Representation 1:08:47

6 years ago1:08:47

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The boys are back in the same town. Jacob and Mike meet up to record a live episode of the show from a friend of the show's apartment. Our thanks to Terin for playing host and one man audience to us for the hour.

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037: Whatever The Legal Repercussions 1:09:33

6 years ago1:09:33

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Podchasm's format is getting squished and the people of New York City could be too. Mike visits his wonderfully pedantic audiologist. Do you recall when The Man would weaponize frequencies to disperse loitering teens. Links: How worried should New Yorkers be about falling window A/C units? Tinnitus | Mayo Clinic Tinnitus frequency matching Jacob's brand of hearing protection: ACS Westone brand The Mosquito sound | Wikipedia Coming Soon: Dune (2020) Avatar II (2021) His Dark Materials (2019) The Lord of the Rings (TV Series) The Silmarillion | Wikipedia Artemis Fowl (2020)…

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036: World Champion Whip Cracker 1:05:28

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Mike takes us behind the scenes of a musical performance on Conan. This leads to a discussion of the poor preservation of late night TV. The guys see drastically different concerts and discuss glow-ups from their local music scenes. Links: Mike's appearance on Conan with Julia Nunes The Whip Cracker teaches Conan how to do it Julia Michaels Live Pedro The Lion Live Fred Grzybowski, The World's Best Extreme Pogo Artist…

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035: I Cried During Mary Poppins 58:40

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Netflix has content. Hollywood doesn't scare our kids enough anymore. We do talk about Avengers. We'd warn you of spoilers, but know you've surely been spoiled by now. Links: Spiderman and Elsa

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034: Singing Ditties With John 1:52:25

6 years ago1:52:25

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Two pop-punk kids reminisce about seminal groups, both hard and soft. Times have changed since the year of Farley's death and Dude Ranch, surely for the benefit of Pete Davidson if not for the fans of Tom DeLonge. If you don't get the grade you deserve, but instead get a better one, Is that okay? There's a lesson in objectivity vs subjectivity here and what might happen when you feign wisdom. Don't forget to tell yourself that you're the boss every once in a while, even if it's only when you're feeling it . Links: Nardwuar Chad's Journey | SNL Serial Episode 06: The Case Against Adnan Syed Disney's 10 year release schedule…

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033: Hide And Go Peep 1:47:58

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NPR messed up big time. Game Of Thrones is hard to watch. Jacob brought back Fall Out Boy. The guys promise this is only an Alien podcast for one more week. Links: NPR presses the wrong button Bantha Fodder look-book Nick Quah's thread on his parody account going too far Fall Out Boy on Wikipedia The Cure To Growing Older , Jacob's 2012 essay about the band We Liked You Better Fat: Confessions of A Pariah , Patrick Stump's essay Mike's piece on Hop Along Mike on the latest Old Best Friend album Almost , an album by Old Best Friend The Hard Times Game Of Thrones BluRay box set . Alien Shorts on YouTube Jacob's notes on the Alien Shorts Introduction to David 8 on YouTube Meet Walter on YouTube…

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032: We Are What We Are To Ants 1:18:13

6 years ago1:18:13

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Was Fermi right? If Aliens are out there, should we have been visited already? If we were, what would that look like? Your hosts speed through some movies they can't totally agree on, then chat about—you guessed it—podcasts. Jacob has a busy podcasting schedule including a new show. Luminary has launched and there's a lot to discuss. What do you call an audio program behind a paywall? Links: The Fermi Paradox explained District 9 Titanic Hateful Eight Dune Annihilation Alien Day (4/26) Bantha Fodder episode 31 Breaking Ground Luminary Bad Luminary Worse Create Vinyl with Bandcamp…

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031: Also, There Is A Klaxon 1:49:48

6 years ago1:49:48

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Jake bought some compact discs and comic books he'll never read. The Alien 40th Anniversary shorts have begun premiering. Mike has a bum knee and a haircut. The guys lament the "end" of their favorite podcast and the greater threat of locking down "podcasts" behind a paywalled platform. Ads are fine and often actually good. Links: Coldplay on Discogs Watch Alien: Containment Watch Alien: Specimen List of Alien 40th Anniversary Shorts Alien 40th Anniversary Shorts Project Jacob's Alien Universe Chronology list on Letterboxd Lyle The Intern on David Letterman MBMBaM reading Extreme Restraints ad MBMBaM's Extreme Restraints jingle…

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030: The Least A Restaurant Can Do 1:35:16

6 years ago1:35:16

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Jacob's eating habits are brought to bare once again as conversation devolves into Walmart-based crime. Mike shares tour stories and tips. They both have missed show regrets and there is a Beatles tangent. Gigs are just harder to get to these days.

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029: If You Watch It, You'll Get It 1:40:05

6 years ago1:40:05

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It's early and Skype's thumb emoji is not the sort of aggression Jake wanted to wake up to today. In anticipation of the 40th anniversary of the series, they finally talk about the Alien prequel films. Spoilers abound. Skip ahead to about 43 minutes if you don't want to hear about the genealogy of the Xenomorph. There is follow up on our security episodes with tips on how to find and remove your digital footprints and stop others from tracking your down and how to apply new appendages to your Apple device. Pro tip: Just delete your Facebook. Finally, Mike begins watching Patriot and gives Jacob hair care advice. Links: Shaw / Giger reference in Alien: Covenent List of films in the Alien universe on Letterboxd List of Star Wars-related films on Letterboxd Alien 40th anniversary short films Facebook stored millions of passwords in plain text Remove your information from people search sites like MyLife, Intelius, and Spokeo Please watch PATRIOT on Amazon Prime Video The "No Poo" method…

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028: It's Horizontal Surfaces You Need To Worry About 1:49:51

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Its inching closer and closer to Spring and that means getting more intimate with the music we crave. Talk of these springtime records brings on an impromptu discussion of digital music storage and Jake's archival obsession. Links: Swinsain Plex Winamp Apple Music is a nightmare and I'm done with it by Jim Dalrymple The Best External Optical Drives | Wirecutter Replacing tracks while keeping existing metadata (like playcounts) MusicBrainz & Picard - ID3 database and bulk tagging Kid3 - ID3 editor Advent loudspeakers Soylent Bantha Fodder (the other show)…

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027: The Right To Be Forgotten 1:21:18

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026: Is Your Grandfather My Dad? 1:39:28

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A bomb is dropped at the top of the show and one of your hosts gets a deep fake out. After 4 years, Jacob completes a video game while Mike has just begun one. The secrets of music supervisor roles are spoiled and Jacob has another new podcast, this time it's actually for work. Links: "Time Enough At Last" - The Twilight Zone Captain Disillusion Alien Isolation (passive mod ) Us (2019 film) Dead Space P.T. Last Of Us parts one and two Death Stranding Doom Annihilation (2019 film) Breath Of The Wild Audible/Kindle sync Kingdom Hearts 3 Metal Gear Solid V (Konami / Kojima breakup explained ) Free Solo (2018 film) Breaker…

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025: The Dark Truth About Cheers 1:49:33

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Grab life by the big horned sheep. Adam Sandler monopolized 90s comedy. Who will rule the 20s? Following the birthday of one of your hosts, the pair waxes about age, expectation, "the track," and the inspirational transformation friends take as new parents. A mysteriously convenient package arrives at Mike's apartment and Jake gets a surprise of his own.…

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024: The Ingredients Don't Do It Justice 1:00:36

6 years ago1:00:36

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Bread, filling, bread. The subject of sandwiches make up the meat of this episode. Cabbage was bought and it was the liverwurst. The perfect bite is located and a business idea is born with waffle-cut fries on the side. There's also a game! Grab a fluffernutter, a bag of kettle-cooked chips, and salivate responsibly. Sandwich Shops: Primanti Brothers Darwin's Melt Deli Ohio Thank you to CountryLiving for the list of regional favorites.…

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023: Check His Pockets 1:16:50

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Mike is working through the tedium of his record release and binary options are a bother. Does negative feedback hose the customer service employee sipping chai lattes on the other end? Despite being the reigning NYC Battle Pod champion, his desire to play it cool is very powerful. Jacob has a very busy schedule prior to his work retreat, hence the truncated length of this episode. They'll make it up to you with a savory follow-up next week. Help Sam Lloyd Beat Cancer…

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022: Foggy Day 1:35:32

6 years ago1:35:32

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What do you do if you have the largest archive of Late Night's greatest show? Australian timezones are weird, huh? Jake's schedule is back on track, but he's been feeling off lately. He's added a carbon monoxide detector to his Amazon cart. Does Spotify buying Gimlet matter? Justin Jackson makes a case for Apple as a buyer. In the era of Netflix, why are all of the greatest shows still from cable networks? Jake is still making use of his CD/DVD drive. Rest In Peace Venetia Fair . Long live Sprained Personality . Buy a CD from Mike's old band here . Buy a new album, Almost , from Old Best Friend here .…

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021: I Hope This Information Meet You Well 1:46:28

6 years ago1:46:28

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The fellas get some life-changing listener mail and debate who they should call first with the news. There is apartment follow-up and an update on Jake's Twitter cleanup. Alien Isolation is a very good flawed game, as told by a flawed player. Mike's father narrowly avoids a disorderly arrest at a local football match with toasty hands, indeed. Do Ohioan's have accents? Tabletop roleplaying games require some self-awareness. There is spoilery talk of Escape at Dannemora at the end.…

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020: If You're Cold, They're Cold 1:38:54

6 years ago1:38:54

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The first winter storm of the season has hit the midwest and Jacob is making the most of it. Mike is applying protective wax to his pup's paws. There is follow-up on last week's podcasting conversation detailing how to keep yourself and your cohosts accountable for your show. Schedule aggressively. The big conversation this evening is scrubbing your past. Specifically, cleaning out the Twitter junk left behind by an older you. It's an introspective and nasty affair. So is the task of world waste. Also, dog poo bags are terrible. Speaking of trash, Jacob has returned to Survivor and dragged his partner down with him. The Comite household has similar disgusting vices. The Stereo Confidential podcast (formerly Modern Vinyl) can be found here . Good luck guys! There is spoiler-free talk of Escape at Dannemora , with more to come when Jake finishes the show.…

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019: I Guess That’s Why You’re The Producer 1:49:54

6 years ago1:49:54

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He may not have the tools, but Jacob has big plans to build winter lodgings on public land. Mike resurrects a gaggle of log dead snow people and his father's ice phallus. Don't put clothes on the dog. There are a bunch of reasons to have someone take over your thing while you're gone. Share your audience and take a break every once in a while. Just don't get your hopes up for this show, folks. The main topic this week is podcasting for beginners. The barrier to entry is dropping too low. They venture into the weeds on gear, but first come up with some general advice for how you should expect things to go to start and how to keep things going. Don't spend too much $ on microphones to start. Record in your closet. Make your priorities planning, sustainability, and enjoying the process. If you have podcasting questions, you can ask on Twitter .…

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018: Advanced Analog Cheating 1:41:34

6 years ago1:41:34

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017: I Hate That Everything Exists 2:00:23

6 years ago2:00:23

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Mike has a new song out called "Anna" and that feels good. We discuss the various podcast theme songs Mike has composed over the years as well. New year, new whatever. We've got some aspirations, but no rush. Divorced Christmas as adults is not what our elementary school classmates made it out to be. Windows Movie Maker is as bad as the impending cord apocalypse, but not as bad as HitClips. Remember HitClips? We've broken into the streaming business. Please comment, like and subscribe.…

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016: Never Pay For Your Own Gear 1:40:29

6 years ago1:40:29

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015: Fed Up and Vanished 1:56:43

6 years ago1:56:43

1:56:43

Human beings love crime porn. Is that wrong? Podcast sponsors don't seem to think so. There is talk of Trash TV and a spoiler-free spoiler discussion, which is followed by the closest thing to a Bantha Fodder episode in 6 months. Food pairing ratios are impossible to manage. We won't hear otherwise. Jacob is nostalgic for school lunch and Mike yearns to trek trail. Kids these days have no survival skills.…

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014: A Lot Of LiveJournal Posts Had To Be Deleted 1:59:00

6 years ago1:59:00

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All dogs go to heaven. Given the ultimatum, which appendage would you excise? Trick ears are undetectable by modern medicine and selecting the correct headphones for exercise is important. Family history is only interesting after you look into it yourself. Oh and, for the love of God, please put your phone on vibrate.…

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013: Digital Cratedigging 2:06:35

6 years ago2:06:35

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Journey into the depths of Apple Music's music exploration features, passing by emo bands in search of anything different. Jacob and Mike host their playlists for this episode on Apple Music.

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012: Am I Republican Now? 2:00:47

6 years ago2:00:47

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It's Election Night 2018 and the polls are closing. The fellas discuss the United State's current voting system and one that might be better. On the housing front, rent comes with its perks, but uncertainty is part of the deal. Records can't be spoiled and reviews don't matter as much as some writers think they do. Audio editing scratches a different itch.…

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011: Face Timing in a Crowded Stairway 1:46:43

6 years ago1:46:43

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Technological difficulties plague our recording sessions and daily lives. Wandering the streets alone is great, but Halloween becomes increasingly sweet after outgrowing your conservative parents' rule. Podcasts about podcasts *are* what you want. We have what you want. How about them Apples?

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010: Install On Quit 1:52:44

6 years ago1:52:44

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Trigger Warning: this show contains talk of meat (and pie). Mike is late and Jake has the pre-show sh*ts. Language arts class is in session and today's lesson is Amazon Echo pronunciation and pre-iPhone emoticon. Podchasm has been re-remastered for the very first time and both hosts have upgraded their audio-recording suites. Family style restaurants are not as veggie friendly as they should be. Seriously, what's up with the Applebees menu? It's established that Grandpa is a helper and Italian-Irish funerals get so wild that they, themselves, have the potential to kill. My 14-Hour Search for the End of TGI Friday's Endless Appetizers…

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009: Five Week Tape Delay 1:27:50

6 years ago1:27:50

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Studies have that empathic links can be created between podcast host and listener. This is an open invitation for free beers. Jokes are exploding somewhere in Manhattan and Mike is capturing them all like the stern listener he is. Meanwhile, central air and radiators are trying to get a word in. One of Autumn's finest traditions is most certainly a trap. Confirmation bias is the basis for modern cable tv. Very nais.…

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008: Doing Less To Do More 1:32:50

6 years ago1:32:50

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Putting the remote down is a good first step towards flexing your creative muscles. Simplified, remove convenience where it doesn’t belong. Delete. Your. Apps. Bad writers could benefit from reading something other than Twitter. Take action on your aspirations. Take an aspirin after your actions. Just relax.…

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007: Rage and Jazz Floutists 1:49:36

7 years ago1:49:36

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We live in times appropriate for pleasurable long waits. New England is full of crunchy people and dreams of drone-based economies. Xbox-adjacent glasses of Mountain Dew™ lead to anxiety. Anxiety leads to smashed controllers. What a paradox. Surround yourself with ensemblists who will defend you from nasty woodwind bullies. In fact, pick your school-age clubs and activities carefully, you're going to learn a lot. Snowballs ∝ fist fights.…

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006: We’re Friends Now 1:54:34

7 years ago1:54:34

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005: Retention Is The Issue 1:57:24

7 years ago1:57:24

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Noise pollution is a problem and Skype is partially to blame. An athletic director sets a young man on a path that he could have never calculated. At least he got to control the radio. Visit your local library and make a friend. Feel free to jump without a safety net, but don't put us in a box unless it has a great story. There is always a bigger buck.…

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004: Everybody's Free (To Quit Twitter) 1:33:45

7 years ago1:33:45

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When not showering your metropolis with sticky strands of proteinaceous spider silk, perhaps you can lead the charge on a violent riverway. It's uncouth to haggle with the merch person. Don't run out of pride gas if you can help it. Twitter got bad and there is no hope in the federated timeline.

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003: Phones, Vomit, and Automobiles 1:43:10

7 years ago1:43:10

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Puke producers are man's best alarm clock. Beware sonic pulses at Diller Park. Jacob is on the hunt for a certified used vehicle that he will cherish, unlike those from the early years. Break out your notebooks, because Mike shares his A+ driving techniques. They buffed it out in the end.

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002: We Were Called The Rocketshipz 2:00:27

7 years ago2:00:27

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Somedays you walk through security checkpoints with brass knuckles and that's okay. We can't all deal in cards. Stay wary of your everyday carry and mind the excess ego spilling from the frames on your parents' walls. Most importantly, revisit your listening habits to remain a productive member of society.…

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001: Failure To Launch 1:23:07

7 years ago1:23:07

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The act of putting something out there is at odds with mental damage reasons. Also, being a fan is hard. Jacob and Mike are starting something new to break the block. In doing so they dredge up what makes their other projects so difficult to sustain. Here goes nothing.

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000: Podchasm 1:33

7 years ago1:33