Keeping Up with Capitalism: A Kardashian Deep Dive ESPRESSO SHOT!!!

#RockStarLife: Coffee Break

Grab your espresso and buckle in, babe, because this is not your average Kardashian convo.

In this fully unfiltered spiral, I, Zenobia Darling, kick things off with a hot take on the Blue Origin PR space flight featuring Katy Perry, Gayle King, a front-row Kris & Khloe moment, and a crying Oprah. Inspiration? Or rich-girl cosplay in zero gravity? You already know what I think.

Then, in a cosmic pivot, I drop a haunted update from Ethereal Anarchy: Zenobia Darling’s Haunted Revolution before launching into a deep, delusional, and delicious dive into the Kardashian Dynasty—from Keeping Up on E! to their fourth-wall-breaking Hulu-era rebrand.

I unpack my personal journey with the show, its connections to The Real Housewives, and how the Kardashians became a surgically enhanced, heavily filtered love letter to branding, capitalism, and aspirational living.

✨ Khloe’s my ride-or-die fave (yes, I said it)
💼 Kim is that girl—a marketing mogul, a media magician, and the Elizabeth Taylor of our generation (fight me)
💇‍♀️ Kim's dark-to-blonde-to-dark-again hair crimes? As a hairstylist, it’s emotional abuse with extensions
🎤 Kanye? We go in—it’s a read, a reckoning, and a reality check
👑 Caitlyn’s public transition vs. her public behavior—being trans doesn’t automatically make you kind or evolved
💋 Kourtney’s wellness witchery, Rob’s vanishing act, Scott’s redemption arc (I kinda like him), Kendall’s flatline modeling era, Kylie’s influencer empress reign, and yes, the Blac Chyna of it all
🌟 And baby, North West is coming. That child is a generational talent, a chaotic icon in the making, and we all need to buckle the hell up because I’m living for her world domination tour

It’s unhinged, unholy, unapologetically deep—and I love every second of it. The Kardashians aren’t just a family… they’re an American mythos in full glam.

Let’s sip the truth. ☕💋

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Season Two of #RockStarLife: Coffee Break blasts off with new episodes every Thursday—plus surprise Espresso Shots whenever the cosmos (or my caffeine levels) demand it. 🚀☕✨

Plus! The revolution needs YOU! Ethereal Anarchy: Zenobia Darling's Haunted Revolution Part 1 premiered on November 1st, capturing one of the most profound paranormal experiences I’ve ever had—documented in full, raw, reality-fabulousness. But we have more content, and filmed during the preimere, and now on a mission to make a part two, creating a first of its kind, full length paranormal documentry. Your support on our GoFundMe fuels everything from ghost-hunting gear to our fierce crew, keeping the spooky, queer vibes alive for the next chapter. Every dollar helps us push boundaries, bring the supernatural to life, and, yes—raise the dead!
Immense love to my fabulous sponsors: The Harford County Cultural Arts Board and Odyssey Salon and Day Spa in Aberdeen, MD!!!