Red One (2024) with The Fight Before Christmas | Roleplay Retcon

Roleplay Retcon

Red One is the first movie we've remade while the original is still in theaters, but its wasted Metal Gear Solid meets Santa premise and $100 million loss at the box office begged us to do it ASAP. We're remaking it with The Fight Before Christmas, a hack of Lasers and Feelings that has players creating operatives with a vendetta against Santa.

Saint Nick has gone on a rampage, destroying every toy factory and toy store in the world, and elite team YULECAT has been assembled. Now Santa's personal bodyguard, his walking narwhal partner, a lifelong naughty lister professional armchair detective, and Mrs. Claus must find Santa and bring him back-- with his ass kicked, if necessary.

Content Warnings: Profanity, guns, violence, death, gore, sexual references, child endangerment

• Starring Ben's cousin Charlie from Super Mario Bros. (1993), Dungeons and Dragons (2000), and Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences!
• We're playing The Fight Before Christmas!
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