Steph Curry x Michelle Obama Drop ‘Plezi’—The Hydration Collab Nobody Asked For

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Oh boy, here we go. Steph Curry and Michelle Obama just decided to drop a new drink on us, and it’s called Plezi. Yeah, you heard that right—Steph Curry, the guy who made a career out of shooting three-pointers, and Michelle Obama, who’s basically the self-proclaimed queen of nutrition and the “Let’s Move!” campaigns, have teamed up to drop a hydration drink that’s supposed to compete with Prime, Gatorade, and whatever else you’ve been drinking while pretending to be healthy.

Plezi comes in three flavors—Lemon Lime, Orange Mango Twist, and Tropical Punch—because who doesn’t want to sip on a drink that sounds like it could be the official beverage of a 2010s Nickelodeon cartoon? Available for $25 for a pack of 12, which is totally not gonna flop harder than the new Snow White movie. Like, did Michelle Obama really sign up for this? Oh, and don’t forget, Steph’s wife, Ayesha, helped “create” the drink formula, which—no shade, but I’m pretty sure they just tossed some fruit flavors and called it “unbeatable.”

People are already roasting this collab harder than a burnt toast on Twitter. It’s the most “random collab of the year,” they say. The most “weirdest collab ever,” they say. Seriously, it’s like mixing a sports drink with a public service announcement about healthy eating. But hey, let’s not forget, this isn’t just about throwing a drink into the market—Curry was in the lab, helping with everything, from the drink to the bottle. Because if there’s anyone who knows how to bottle success, it’s a guy who hits shots from half-court, right?

Honestly, unless it’s the official drink of your local gym’s treadmill section, Plezi’s gonna flop harder than a cringe-worthy TikTok dance at your aunt’s wedding.