))
THIS NEW GAME BUZZIN: Ashvalor
Manage episode 488409058 series 3276890
Content provided by Paul George. All podcast content including episodes, graphics, and podcast descriptions are uploaded and provided directly by Paul George or their podcast platform partner. If you believe someone is using your copyrighted work without your permission, you can follow the process outlined here https://ppacc.player.fm/legal.
Today, we talkin’ about Ashvalor.
You ever load up a game and instantly regret being alive? That’s Ashvalor, baby. You play as Nazra — prophecy baby, shadow slayer, PTSD in boots. And she don’t even got time to breathe — the goblins spawnin’ like it’s Black Friday at the evil mall. The game drops you in a haunted forest with nothing but vibes and violence. No autosave. No mercy. Your tab crashes? That’s canon. You lose progress? That’s just trauma XP.
I reached Level 3 while eating pizza and defending my life like I was on a budget version of World of Warcraft. Goblins came at me like debt collectors. I had 130 HP outta 240 and still held my ground like a legend. 🍕
Also… shoutout to Chrome settings for that “don’t preload pages” trick — y’all really the unofficial devs now.
This ain’t your AAA masterpiece. This is that “I made this with Wi-Fi pain and browser tears” kinda game. It’s glitchy, it’s cursed, it’s beautiful. And I love it.
So if you into games that feel like emotional damage wrapped in pixels, go play Ashvalor. Or don’t. But if you do, don’t tab out — your soul might not come back.
451 episodes
Share
