A Heartfelt Update From the Gnomean Elder

Gnome Talk

Welcome to a special, unscripted episode of Gnome Talk!

In this episode, I’m speaking straight from the heart, sharing what’s been going on behind the scenes at the Church of Gnome. In just the past week, we’ve experienced an incredible surge in growth—more new members each day than we saw in all of 2024 combined! It's both humbling and exhilarating to see so many Gnomeans from all over the world connecting, opening up, and welcoming one another.

I’m so grateful to the members who are showing up every day, posting, sharing their journey, and making this community something truly beautiful. What started as a one-person operation is now full-time work for both me and my wife, who’s also balancing full-time college! It’s been a whirlwind, but it’s been the most rewarding work I’ve ever done.

I’m also sharing some exciting plans for the future, including meeting with lawyers to ensure we grow sustainably and legally, and starting to explore local groups and real-world initiatives! I’ll also talk about the tools and resources I’m investing in to stay caught up and some updates on product availability, including the Gnome Missionary Packs.

I’ve been receiving over 100 emails a day, so I’m working hard to catch up, but your patience is greatly appreciated as I try to ensure every question is answered and every concern is addressed.

Thank you for being part of this incredible movement—together, we’re living like gnomes, embracing both the profound and absurd, and creating something truly magical.

Gnome Blessings!