MAMM in the Maldives
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This week’s episode is brought to you by jet lag, tactical athleisure, and the undeniable power of looking hot in a bikini while the rest of the plane’s still fighting over overhead bin space. Yes, I flew business and first class. Yes, TSA still pulled me aside because my Sweet Tart ropes apparently posed a national threat. And yes, a boomer on speakerphone tried to ruin every meal. Highlights include:
- Sea turtles who stared like they knew I was that bitch
- Sober, sun-drenched clarity without the detox retreat nonsense
- SPF, style, and spiritual ascension via silk kimono
- And the pure joy of posting bikini pics that made at least three exes spiral
This isn’t a vacation story. It’s a full-body reclamation of peace, power, and preferred boarding. Come for the dolphins, stay for the delusion that I might never come back.
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