Schitt with Money S1E6: Wine & Roses

Schitt with Money

Welcome back to Schitt with Money! Peita and Emma are popping open Season 1, Episode 6: Wine and Roses, where Moira gets her big shot at a comeback - or at least a mildly offensive fruit wine ad. Meanwhile, David has a health crisis, Alexis drops Naomi Campbell-level references during community service, and Johnny… well, Johnny’s doing his best not to direct everyone within a 10-metre radius.

In This Episode:

🍷 Moira’s comeback (kind of) – She lands a local endorsement gig for Herb Ertlinger’s fruit wine… and cannot, for the life of her, say his name. But despite nerves, bugs in her wine, and Johnny’s stage mum energy, she pulls it off in full Moira theatrical fashion.

😰 David’s panic spiral – Sleep deprived and WebMD-obsessed, David is convinced he’s dying. Turns out, it’s a panic attack. But in classic Rose sibling style, he weaponises it into a guilt trip for Alexis. Naturally.

🧘 Jocelyn saves the day (and David’s back) – Forced into yoga, David finds unexpected peace, comfort… and a nap on Jocelyn. A hilarious moment, with an oddly tender undertone.

🛠️ Johnny’s misplaced ambition – With no job and no control, Johnny throws himself into Moira’s commercial shoot… and slowly drives everyone mad.

🧼 Alexis vs. laundry rocks – While benchmarking her community service outfits on Naomi Campbell (of course), she’s also lowkey starting to figure herself out, while dating the blandest eco-warrior ever.

Schitt We Learned:

💳 Start small, start somewhere – Moira may not be starring in a blockbuster, but she’s contributing, getting paid, and rediscovering her confidence. Sometimes, the ‘little gig’ is the one that gets us going again.

🧘‍♀️ Support can come from unexpected places – Jocelyn offering warmth (literally) is a reminder that kindness (even accidental) can make a big difference.

📞 Family dynamics are weird (and hilarious) – From phone chaos to awkward love languages, the Roses are fumbling their way through growth… kind of.

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Next Up: Episode 7 – Turkey Shoot. Not a Thanksgiving episode. Not a drill. Expect misfired strategies, misplaced kindness, and Schitt flying everywhere.

Until next time, “taking a selfish” is self-care, not selfish. Normalise it. Do it. Own it.