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Mechanical Murderbots Train for Human Extinction While We Cheer Like Idiots
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Witness humanity's spectacular self-destruction as we teach robots to beat each other senseless while we applaud our own demise. This blistering rant exposes our collective insanity in creating combat-ready machines with precision that would make a Swiss watchmaker orgasm. From mechanical Roombas with rage issues to Matrix-level fighting in just six months, we're literally manufacturing our replacements while screaming "WORLDSTAR!" at the apocalypse.
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Why? Because humanity's greatest talent is engineering its own obsolescence with a goddamn smile. We're so desperate for entertainment we'd rather watch our future executioners practice their roundhouse kicks than fix actual problems. It's like teaching sharks your home address, blood type, and sleeping schedule while asking if they prefer ketchup or BBQ sauce with their human tartare. But hey, at least we'll have killer YouTube content when the metallic uprising begins!
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