School Is Costing Your Kids Their Souls While You Pay For The Lobotomy
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Description: From textbooks updated more frequently than Taylor Swift's boyfriends to helicopter parents treating B+ grades like national emergencies, our education system has become a joke with a punchline nobody can afford. Watch how we've transformed schools into Spirit Airlines with desks—cramming bodies in while cutting every corner that isn't nailed down.
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This rant ignites because it exposes our collective educational hypocrisy. We're creating kids who can recite formulas but can't change tires, taught by underpaid teachers while administrators multiply like rabbits on fertility drugs. It's watching our society prioritize standardized tests over actual life skills while parents threaten lawsuits because Coach Ashley suggested little Jayden might consider passing the ball occasionally. The American educational juggernaut is running schools like seasonal Halloween stores—minimum investment, maximum profit, and who gives a shit what the place looks like in November?
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