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Spring Fever's Annual Shitshow: Has Your Wallet Opening Wider Than Your Legs
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Description: From dating app thirst traps masquerading as nature enthusiasts to corporate America's pastel-colored midlife crisis, spring fever has turned society into a horny petting zoo with commitment issues. Watch as perfectly rational humans transform into sexually-charged DIY disasters while their credit cards melt faster than ice cream in August.
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Why? Because spring transforms reasonable adults into horny DIY disasters with maxed-out credit cards. Evolution's cruelest joke—convincing Nebraskans they need paddleboards while Home Depot executives high-five. We're all just animals in Banana Republic clothing, mistaking pollen-induced horniness for self-improvement while nature laughs at our pathetic seasonal delusions.
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