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Ep. 6: "How To Draw A Treehouse"
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We're back with an episode we recorded before Luke went to Japan to undergo his super-secret ninja training. This time we examine exactly what it takes to draw the perfect treehouse. Thomas speculates about the dark origins of the article. Jesse warns of the dangers of illustrated weather. Luke shows off his knowledge of Chinese cinema.
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We're back with an episode we recorded before Luke went to Japan to undergo his super-secret ninja training. This time we examine exactly what it takes to draw the perfect treehouse. Thomas speculates about the dark origins of the article. Jesse warns of the dangers of illustrated weather. Luke shows off his knowledge of Chinese cinema.
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1 Ep. 28: "How to Organize Your DVDs" with Luke Cecelon 39:18
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From the archives, it's an episode of the podcast we recorded almost two years ago, back when Luke Cecelon was still in Winnipeg! Join the boys as they tackle organizing dvds- a topic that's as timely now as it ever was. Once again Jesse is left to defend the article's honour from Thomas and Luke's relentless petitions for "logic" and "practicality."…
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1 Ep. 27: "How to Use the Telephone" with Laurie MacDonell 53:10
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This SWTWC is a special episode for a couple of reasons: first, we have awesome improviser and A–level curler Laurie MacDonell joining us, and this is last episode where Thomas and I will record in the same room. Yes, Big T is moving to LA, and we just know he'll succeed what with all of his cumulative knowledge from a year of reading WikiHow. Anyways, do you hate talking on the phone? We certainly do! We hate talking into anything, which makes it weird that we do a podcast. This week we discuss "How to Use the Telephone." Jesse opens up about the time he wasn't even close to winning a vacation, we learn about Thomas' prank phone call gone wrong, and Laurie dives into what the best answering machine message should be.…
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1 Ep. 26: "How to Look Like a Computer Cracker" with Dana Smith 51:28
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Comedian Dana Smith joins us to talk about how to look like a computer cracker. NOT a computer hacker. These are very different things, we can't emphasize that enough. Thomas harbours malicious intent, Jesse translates things into "English", and Dana discusses the pitfalls of sneezing while serving.
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1 Ep. 25: "How to Love the Taste of Water" with Ben Sellick 53:48
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Musician Ben Sellick joins us to discuss a very serious topic: how to LOVE the taste of that plain, flavourless, dull–as–dirt clear stuff we all love to hate: Water. It's a wild ride, and the improv gets, shall we say, a little BLUE (ha ha), but don't worry, we still manage to reference M. Night Shyalaman movies and borscht–slurping grandmas. And as a bonus, enjoy not ONE, but TWO dead–on impressions of Canadian Prime Ministers! Thomas breaks things down for the layman, Jesse remembers the saddest episode of Mythbusters, and Ben flawlessly describes a bell.…
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1 Ep. 24: "How to Write Metal Song Lyrics" with Paul Little 53:49
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We've got a real banger this time! Comedian Paul Little joins us to talk about writing metal lyrics. And we don't just talk about writing– we write an entire song during the episode! We take a real hard look at society and expose the dark underbelly of... LISTS. Thomas waxes nostalgic about Weird Al, Jesse gives his well-thought out, nuanced take on 2016 American Presidential election, and Paul, well, Paul screams.…
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1 Ep. 23: "How to Come Back to School as a Whole New You" with Robyn Slade 1:05:41
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Are you a jock? A prep? Whatever the heck a "scene kid" is? Do you want to be? Actor/ improviser Robyn Slade joins us to teach you how to reinvent yourself over the summer. Should you learn to Nollie? Work out three times? Or should you just buy some new clothes? Robyn talks about her high school wardrobe, Jesse is confused by a certain type of summer camp, and Thomas reminisces about a scary friend. Oh, and a BIG DISCLAIMER: you may need money.…
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1 Ep. 22: "How To Eat Six Saltine Crackers in One Minute" 53:18
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We're back after a little Fringe-induced hiatus! This one of our longest episodes yet, for learning one of our shortest skills: how to eat six Saltine crackers in ONE MINUTE. They said it couldn't be done. They said it was impossible. Well, we SPIT in their faces, whoever they are. Granted, neither Thomas nor Jesse have actually tried the six Saltine challenge, but nevertheless we trust wholeheartedly in the wisdom of WikiHow. This time around the boys misremember urban legends, make a lot of religious references, and talk way, WAY too much about "gumming."…
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1 Ep. 21: "How to Get out of a Car That's Hanging over a Cliff" with Justin Fry and Kevin Ramberran 53:42
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Steady... steady... that's it, make no sudden movements... If you're one of our *cough* THOUSANDS *cough* of listeners who tune in during their daily commute, then you're in luck. We may just save you from plummeting off of a cliff to probable certain doom. You're welcome, by the way. Actors and Improvisers Kevin Ramberran and Justin Fry join us this week for some vertically vociferous venting. The pun of the show award goes to Thomas Toles, for a fantastic bit of japery involving a certain red-headed actress. And remember: if your chauffeur is growing a moustache, he's probably plotting your demise.…
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1 Ep. 20: "How to Become a Horse Whisperer" with Cathy Herbert 51:41
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Comedian Cathy Herbert joins us to talk about the mysterious world of "Horse Whispering." We'll answer many of your questions- how to approach a horse, what diploma programs to enrol in, what shape of pen you should build, and, of course, how to keep your taxes in order. Because, as we all know, Horse Whispering is ALL about the $$$$$.…
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1 Ep. 19: "How to Make People Believe You're Secretly an Artificial Intelligence" with Daniel Chen 51:25
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Actor and human Daniel Chen joins us to explain how to make people believe you're a "robot in disguise", to coin a phrase. How should you speak? How much trivia should you know? Is it okay to make jokes and be sarcastic? Jesse bleeps and bloops, Thomas explores his emotions, and Dan draws several blanks, but bounces back strong. Listen and prepare yourself for the inevitable singularity, or a M.A.L.C.O.L.M. in the Middle reboot.…
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1 Ep. 18: "How to Become a Civil War Corpse" with Jon Kornelson and Colin Ward 50:12
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Improvisers Jonathan Kornelson and Colin Ward join us for an episode that all of our fans have (probably) been clamouring for: How to Become a Civil War Corpse! We cover all the tricks, from planning your death screech to getting the spectators involved. Jesse ponders time travel, Thomas and Jon spar over accuracy vs entertainment, and Colin's rigged up a pulley system to heaven. So get busy living' AND get busy dyin'.…
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1 Ep. 17: "How to Make Your Own Star Wars Film" 44:38
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A long time ago, in a recording studio far, far away, two people delivered the freshest, most on-point analysis of the Star Wars prequels you've ever heard. We also talk about how to make your own Star Wars Film! All you need is some characters, something to happen to them, some good actor friends, and a couple hours of free time! Jesse busts out his killer Alfred Hitchcock impression, and Thomas reveals how George Lucas creates so many compelling alien characters. The best-wordplay award also goes to Thomas for an incredible droid/boxing match bon mot. Can you spot it?…
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1 Ep. 16: "How To Be The Ultimate Jackass Fan" 36:45
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We're back with one of the first episodes we'd ever recored, and that means Luke Cecelon's on board with all of his insights, and- LOOK OUT FOR THAT PLATTER OF TACOS!!! Ha ha, just jokin'! That's what we here at SWTWC call a "prank"! And don't worry- there's plenty more where that came from as we explore how to be the ULTIMATE Jackass fan. Thomas admires a party boy, Jesse has difficulty reading an absurd list of men's names, and Luke describes a truly disturbing midnight prank.…
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1 Ep. 15: "How to Find Out Who Is Sending You Valentine's Cards" 29:28
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Is it just us or is it about to get steamy in here? That's right, it's Jesse Bergen and Thomas Toles, the original Love Gurus. They're here to teach you about how to track down that mysterious admirer who's been leaving you anonymous Valentine's cards all these years. Let their rich, dulcet voices take you on an audio journey filled with romance, Garfield references, and obscure typography puns.…
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1 Ep. 14: "How to Do a Round Off in Gymnastics" with TONS of guests 42:14
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Oh boy, have we got a wild one for you! Jesse Bergen and Thomas Toles are joined by a whopping FIVE guests this time! East coast improvisers Spencer Dunn and Michelle Hart have stopped in on their way across Canada promoting the Canadian Improv Games (CIG)! Improv power couple Katy Bennet and Karl Plummer lend their wisdom, and returning guest Tristen Foy is back as well! All this is to say, this is a 45 minute audio file in which seven people talk about a gymnastic maneuver called a "round off."…
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