Why must Red Shirts always die? Is the Federation as noble as it seems? Who is your real ship counselor? Are these questions ones you've never asked? Well, three crewmen did, while imbibing some kind of illegal Ale of sorts, and we decided to record our thoughts and transmit them to the universe. (We're sorry) Come along and experience Auditory Oo-mox as you sit back, and shake your shake your head in many disappointed feelings, while listening to the Stardate Podcast.