Pablo’s Rhino – Act Two

Table Read

Our three heroes are officially in over their heads.

After accidentally killing a rhinoceros that belonged to Pablo Escobar (yes, that Pablo Escobar), Charlie, Sam, and Marcus must scramble to replace the beast—or face the wrath of a very-much-alive crime lord.

Act Two turns the volume up on absurdity, as the guys tumble through hallucinogenic jungle rituals, cartel parties, DEA showdowns, a full-on rhino heist, and one unexpected monologue that might just save their lives.

Starring:

• Tim Friedlander as the Narrator
• Jim O'Heir as Charlie Bleeker – the neurotic, reluctant hero
• Darin Toonder as Marcus – the chaos agent with a trust fund and a dream
• Jeff Bergman as Sam – loyal, closeted, and occasionally clairvoyant
• Wayne Lopez as Pablo Escobar – the crime lord-turned-cheesemaker with a soft spot for rhinos
• Andrea Savo as Lucia – a badass Colombian cop who’s more Indiana Jones than law enforcement
• Keylor Leigh as Audrey – Charlie’s sharp-tongued, no-bullshit ex-wife
• Lynette Coll as Maria Chung Escobar – Pablo’s power-tripping wife with a hair-trigger temper
• Dustin Green as Agent Knowles – a DEA cowboy with a chip on his shoulder
• Holden Myers as Agent Martinez – the sidekick who really just wants empanadas

Written by Craig Goodwill & Sam Ruano, Pablo’s Rhino is a tequila-soaked thrill ride full of midlife panic, monkey knife fights, and unexpected heart.