The Belichick Breakup Ball

The Ben and Skin Show

We get closer to Ben Rogers’ once-in-a-lifetime opportunity: introducing Tom Cruise at a Mission: Impossible screening. But what starts as a simple intro spirals into a brilliant movie pitch—“60 to 90 Seconds”—a meta-comedy about a man spiraling into anxiety over meeting Tom Cruise… for 60 to 90 seconds. The idea is so good, even Mark Wahlberg gets cast in the fantasy.Then, the show takes a sharp turn into tabloid territory with the Bill Belichick breakup drama. When Belichick’s new girlfriend crashes a ritzy party DJ’d by his ex’s daughters, chaos erupts. The team breaks down the Real Housewives-style confrontation, complete with security footage, pageant queens, and “old birds” throwing verbal haymakers.