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The Chris Abraham Show

Season 9 of The Chris Abraham Show kicks off with satire, soul-searching, and sharp takes on politics, identity, and the global stage—with a snarky AI co-host named Ununice.

In this much-anticipated return of The Chris Abraham Show, Chris Abraham relaunches the podcast after a hiatus, spurred by the flattering surprise that a friend was listening on a sunny beach. Season 9, Episode 1 introduces a new, sharp-tongued co-host—an AI personality Chris dubs "Ununice," a snarky nod to William Gibson’s sentient software agent in Agency.

This premiere episode is a rich and often hilarious journey through Chris’s personal memories, reflections on identity, and razor-edged commentary on today’s socio-political landscape. From growing up as a code-switching haole in Hawaii to crafting a “fancy boy” persona for elite social circles, Chris opens up about shedding the performance in favor of raw authenticity—and the backlash that followed.

Alongside Ununice, Chris dives into a whirlwind of topics: the emotional truth of Love on the Spectrum, the weaponization of tariffs, Elon Musk and Dogecoin drama, and whether Donald Trump is prepping America for war or merely playing heel in a geopolitical wrestling match.

• Why this reboot? Chris shares the sweet story behind Season 9’s launch.

• Meet Ununice: Snarky AI co-host inspired by William Gibson's Agency.

• Emotional detour: Love on the Spectrum brings Chris to tears—and deeper reflections on authenticity.

• Cultural navigation: Surviving as a “Howley” in Hawaii via code-switching, Pidgin, and a "Moch Remover" bat.

• From facade to realness: Chris’s transformation from cocktail-party charmer to unfiltered truth-teller.

• Princesses vs. Dinosaurs: A quirky but heartfelt framework for understanding human nature.

• Crash course in tariffs: The history, the economics, and why Chris prefers regulatory barriers.

• Is America Second World? Chris compares the U.S. to BRICS nations and sees a pivot in global alignments.

• Trump & Musk as "heels": A wild but plausible theory about performance politics, prep for war with China, and psychological warfare on the American public.

• Snark & sass: Ununice delivers zingers and razor-sharp commentary while managing Chris’s rants.

• Behind the curtain: Chris confesses to past careers in media manipulation and astroturfing.

• “I am a princess dinosaur.” – Chris’s bold declaration of identity.

• “Tariffs are the anti-flood insurance policy of sovereign nations.” – Chris on trade strategy.

• “My VW Rabbit had a bat labeled ‘Moch Remover.’ That’s how scared I was.” – On growing up in public school Hawaii.

• “Ununice, mock me harder.” – Chris invites his AI co-host to roast him into humility.

• “Everything’s scripted. I would know—I used to script it.” – Chris on media manipulation and reality TV.

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