You Can’t Deprogram the Willing

The Chris Abraham Show

A 10-Minute Monologue on the Populist Shift, Liberal Panic, and the Pirate Ship We Call MAGA

“They didn’t get kicked out. They walked out. And they’re not coming back.”

In this bold, sharp, and unapologetically mansplained monologue, Chris Abraham breaks format and breaks it all down — solo. Inspired by a Facebook conversation with an old journalist friend, Chris delivers a clear-eyed meditation on what the media, the liberal elite, and even his own peers consistently misunderstand about the MAGA phenomenon.

🧠 Topics Covered:

• Why Trump’s approval rating is unshakable — and why that says more about the Left than the Right

• The difference between equality (American) and equity (perceived as punitive)

• The myth of white supremacy in a country of DNA test results and blended families

• Why the authoritarian panic narrative is tired, hollow, and wildly overused

• What happens when workers are replaced with hall monitors

• Why Trump isn't a theocrat — he’s just the only guy who said, “You still belong here”

• Why MAGA isn’t a cult — it’s a reaction

🔥 Most quotable moments:

“You can’t deprogram the willing.”
“Trump gave them permission — not policy, not theology — permission to breathe without apology.”
“They weren’t exiled. They walked.”
“The party of workers became the party of hall monitors.”

💡 Format Twist:
This episode is a fully scripted soliloquy — a ten-minute audio op-ed, delivered straight from Chris’s iPad. No co-pilot, no ChatGPT, no conversational detours. Just one man, one mic, and one truth bomb after another.

🙃 Tone:
Funny, skeptical, occasionally self-deprecating (“yes, I’m a 55-year-old cis white man explaining things — deal with it”), and relentlessly committed to nuance in a world that runs on tribal scripts.

🎯 Listen if you like:

• Cultural critiques that don’t wear team jerseys

• Barstool realism mixed with Emersonian reflection

• Equal-opportunity eyerolls

• Political commentary that dares to say: “Maybe people aren’t broken — maybe they’re just fed up”

🗣️ Final Thought:
This isn't a podcast episode — it's a cultural intervention. Short. Sharp. Spicy. And begging to be argued with.

👇 Leave a comment, share with a friend, or scream into the digital void. But whatever you do: don’t assume the people who left are coming back.

❓ FAQ

Q: What’s “You Can’t Deprogram the Willing” about?
A: It’s about the cultural rupture between working-class populists and elite progressives — and why MAGA voters didn’t get tricked, they got tired.

Q: Is this a defense of Trump?
A: No. It’s a critique of the smugness that summoned him — and the systems that sustain him.

Q: What would actually cost Trump his base?
A: Not scandal. Not corruption. Not coups. But embracing equity over equality — because the former feels like punishment, not progress.

Q: Why is it a monologue?
A: Because sometimes a message needs clarity — not banter.

MAGAcrat – Chris’s term for the modern populist-right voter: born from the disillusioned, scolded, culturally displaced. Part Bernie Bro, part Teamster, all-in on sovereignty.

Equity vs. Equality – Equality is “same rules, same rights.” Equity is “different outcomes, based on past injustice.” One unifies, the other polarizes — depending on your worldview.

Champagne Room Democrats – A metaphor for elite progressives perceived as insulated, institutional, and increasingly out of touch.

Pirate Ship Politics – The MAGA tent: messy, wild, inclusive in its own anarchic way. No pronoun checks. No purity tests. Just beer, flags, and "leave me alone" vibes.

Irish Suicide – Chris’s phrase for political self-estrangement: ghosting your own tribe because the new rules don’t fit anymore.