Ep. 02 The Cone Man Cometh
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Traffic cones. They’re everywhere, no one’s working, and Gregg’s had enough. Episode 02 opens with a freeway meltdown, then slides straight into “Cone Man”—a gritty Delta blues anthem from the Emotional Support Band that hits harder than a ghost crew on overtime.
We’ve got shrimp smuggling in Fish Tales, Paula unraveling in real time, and Pete Hegseth texting unsolicited goat facts. Lance brings Hollywood heat, the Pope makes a posthumous cameo, and we attempt dignity. Briefly. This is The Edgeheads. It’s weird. It’s loud. It’s happening.
Breakdown, Bits, and BanterOpening Arguments: Gregg vs. traffic cones
Song Premiere: “Cone Man” (Delta blues banger from the Emotional Support Band
Fish Tales: “Three Fingers Frankie and the Shrimp Cocktail Heist”
Old Testament: Tampons (Sponsor)
Text Messages: from Pete Hegseth (aka Eggsalad)
Lance’s Hollywood Minute and a Half: Gaga, Kristen Stewart, Minecraft chickens, and more
We acknowledge the Pope (We tried to be serious. We failed.)
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