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Squid Game is back—and this time, the knives are out. In the thrilling Season 3 premiere, Player 456 is spiraling and a brutal round of hide-and-seek forces players to kill or be killed. Hosts Phil Yu and Kiera Please break down Gi-hun’s descent into vengeance, Guard 011’s daring betrayal of the Game, and the shocking moment players are forced to choose between murdering their friends… or dying. Then, Carlos Juico and Gavin Ruta from the Jumpers Jump podcast join us to unpack their wild theories for the season. Plus, Phil and Kiera face off in a high-stakes round of “Hot Sweet Potato.” SPOILER ALERT! Make sure you watch Squid Game Season 3 Episode 1 before listening on. Play one last time. IG - @SquidGameNetflix X (f.k.a. Twitter) - @SquidGame Check out more from Phil Yu @angryasianman , Kiera Please @kieraplease and the Jumpers Jump podcast Listen to more from Netflix Podcasts . Squid Game: The Official Podcast is produced by Netflix and The Mash-Up Americans.…

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Yip, Yap, Yippety, Yap!!!

The Green Onions

published about a year ago

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21 episodes

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The Chisel of Experience: Freeing Your Inner Beauty 55:28

17 days ago55:28

55:28

In this honest and uplifting episode, Common Sense Gurl and Noah unpack why we can be our own worst critics—and how to break that habit. Inspired by Seneca’s wisdom on simple living, they explore the balance between self-discipline and self-compassion. Noah shares a powerful realization: striving for perfection was killing his joy. A shift toward celebrating small wins changed everything. The conversation touches on how social media fuels unrealistic standards, and how embracing individual learning styles—because “every brain is a snowflake”—can lead to better understanding and connection. From time-travel dreams to civil rights reflections, the hosts bring warmth, insight, and humor. They wrap with a metaphor of growth as sculpting: removing what we’re not to uncover who we truly are. Tune in to learn, laugh, and be a little kinder to yourself. Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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Twenty Episodes Later: Reflections on Friendship and Growth 1:09:21

7 weeks ago1:09:21

1:09:21

The curtain falls on Season One of the Green Onions Podcast with a heartfelt, unfiltered conversation between hosts Common Sense Girl and Noah. What began as a 12-minute experiment has blossomed into a platform where authenticity reigns supreme, filled with what they lovingly call "nonsense, garbage, and a whole lot of laughter." In this extended finale, the hosts reminisce about their podcasting journey, including the evolution of their format, behind-the-scenes dynamics, and the memorable jalapeno popper incident that nearly ended Noah's life. They candidly discuss how guest episodes changed their natural chemistry and their commitment to maintaining genuine conversations rather than performative content. This reflection offers listeners rare insight into the creative process behind building a podcast identity. The conversation weaves through personal territory as Noah shares his thoughts on creative authenticity, expressing how he approaches creative endeavors with 100% commitment and no ego. Common Sense Girl opens up about family life, business ventures with her husband, and her new jogging routine with her five-year-old daughter. These personal moments showcase the real-life friendship that forms the backbone of the podcast. The episode takes a deeper turn as they discuss mental health awareness, the importance of recognizing when someone is struggling, and how removing yourself from negative environments can be healing. Noah's moving reflection on fatherhood – both his relationship with his own father and his aspirations to become a parent – reveals the heart behind the humor. The finale concludes with a touching quote from "It's a Wonderful Life," bringing everything full circle. Join us for Season Two where we'll introduce merchandise, video content, and continue delivering the authentic conversations you've come to love. Thank you for being part of our journey – the best is yet to come. Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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Brain Rot & the Art of Not Giving a Duck 42:04

13 weeks ago42:04

42:04

Common Sense Gurl and Noah dive into a free-wheeling conversation about opinions, social media influence, and finding peace in a world full of noise. • Discussion of why beloved cartoon character Peppy Le Pew was cancelled • Exploration of Ryan Holiday's Daily Stoic wisdom on how opinions affect our perspective • Reflection on how social media amplifies opinions and impacts mental health • Conversation about neural pathways and choosing how we process information • Personal values of dependability and responsibility, and the struggle with self-care • Debate about education reform and the need for higher teacher wages • Ranking happiness, money, freedom and love in order of importance • Reading from Mark Nepo's "The Awakening" about the addictive nature of caretaking Thank you for joining us and click like and subscribe and send it to your friends and family. Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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Finding Wisdom in a World That Doesn't Want to Change 49:00

16 weeks ago49:00

49:00

Noah and Common Sense Gurl explore the concept of shedding old habits and patterns to make way for renewal and growth, while sharing personal challenges and insights about transformation. The conversation weaves between profound wisdom and lighthearted banter, touching on migraines, self-improvement, and the frustration of encountering people who resist personal growth. • Reading from "The Book of Awakening" by Mark Nepo on renewal through shedding old ways of thinking and being • Discussion about the necessity of shedding versus "killing" older versions of ourselves • Exploration of why some people actively avoid self-discovery and improvement • Critique of social media's negative impact and how it functions as a modern "colosseum" for attention • Updates on personal financial challenges and strategies for saving • Sharing of ultimate birthday dinner menus, from calamari to carne asada • Stoic wisdom on having a plan to avoid "cowardly retreat" and make purposeful efforts Tell your friends and family about us! Subscribe to hear more conversations about growth, wisdom, and a little bit of nonsense mixed with a lot of sense. Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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We're Pouring From Empty Cups and Dragging Everyone Along 44:57

18 weeks ago44:57

44:57

Common Sense Girl and Noah explore the challenges of pouring ourselves into relationships without receiving the same energy in return and discuss the Stoic concept of following the Logos as a guide through life's difficult moments. • The Stoic concept of Logos as the universal force that determines our path • Biblical wisdom about our "cup runneth over" versus depleting ourselves for others • How narcissistic relationships drain empathetic people of their energy and self-worth • The importance of feeling comfortable enough to be your authentic self in relationships • What we hold dear can heal the world when shared with others at the right time • Finding the balance between protecting people with secrets and honesty • Recognizing your value as the go-to person in your family and social circles Listen each week for more Food for Thought as we continue exploring life's big questions with a little nonsense, a whole lot of sense, and a little bit of laughter. Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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Words, Whims, and Childhood Tales 43:07

25 weeks ago43:07

43:07

Our childhood nostalgia takes center stage when we revisit beloved books like "Series of Unfortunate Events" and their various adaptations. We invite you to join our reading adventures while sharing amusing reactions to classic Disney tales and their darker origins. The episode is peppered with anecdotes about TV series like Breaking Bad and Dexter, capturing our engagement with gripping storytelling. We're also excited about our YouTube milestones, teasing an upcoming pot roast recipe video that promises to delight your taste buds. Join us as we share the art of balancing life's ups and downs, and remember, a little kindness goes a long way. Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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Sober Joys, Cash Chats, and Superpowered Connections!!! 54:24

26 weeks ago54:24

54:24

Kick off 2025 with us on the Green Onions podcast as we embark on a journey of lifestyle transformations over traditional resolutions. Noah shares his refreshing experience of a sober January, finding unexpected happiness in self-care, while we reflect on the personal growth stemming from having my niece move in for college. This year, we're diving into the importance of setting realistic goals for sustainable change and teasing an exciting financial series that promises to empower your wallet. Plus, a thought-provoking reading from "The Daily Stoic" sets the stage for a renewed outlook on personal growth. Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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Giggles, Gifts, and Pig Stories 59:38

30 weeks ago59:38

59:38

From childhood memories that taught the Duo the power of words to the whimsical tales of pig pardons in sunny Miami, Common Sense Gurl and Noah cover it all. There's also a hearty discussion on fashion trends and societal norms, sprinkled with anecdotes about our podcasting journey. Whether it's the absurdity of selling bath water or the excitement of launching new podcast features, our camaraderie shines through. The duo wrap up with mutual appreciation for their growth and a promise of exciting new content, leaving you with a grin and anticipation for what's next on the Green Onions Podcast. Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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Rocky's Philly Adventure and Musical Memories 1:08:57

30 weeks ago1:08:57

1:08:57

Join Common Sense Gurl and Noah as they navigate the chaotic beauty of holiday traditions, from decoration disasters to thoughtful reflections on life's fragility. With laughter and quirky stories, the hosts explore everything from nostalgic Coke cans to the tale of Wisdom, the world's oldest bird, all while contemplating their journey toward self-improvement and connection. • Discussing holiday preparations and decorating chaos • Reflecting on nostalgic holiday traditions with Coca-Cola • Sharing the significance of ‘reindeer food’ • Introducing the 'sword of Damocles' and its relevance • Delighting in the story of Wisdom, the 74-year-old albatross • Unpacking a weird news segment on a Rocky lookalike contest • Conversations on parenting and growth as individuals • Wrapping up with hopes for 2025 and warm holiday wishes Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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Unicorns, Gratitude, and Steaks in Coffee Grounds!!! 1:14:53

34 weeks ago1:14:53

1:14:53

Ever found yourself caught in an unexpected bathroom encounter or questioning the mystery behind Scotland's national animal? Join us on the Green Onions podcast as we navigate through the quirkiest of life's moments, from the hilarity of internet memes to the surprising culinary trends that have taken over social media. Noah shares the joy of voting for the first time, a milestone that stirs a sense of responsible citizenship and unexpected happiness. Our stories are like a casual chat with friends, filled with laughter, shared experiences, and a dash of introspection as we ponder the balance between common sense and intelligence. Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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To Do Lists 1:14:27

39 weeks ago1:14:27

1:14:27

Noah and Common Sense Gurl are back with another episode of light comedy and To Do Lists. Being an adult is hard but join us as we pretend like we have an idea. Click like and Share!! Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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We’re Baaack!!!! 47:52

39 weeks ago47:52

47:52

Common Sense Gurl and Noah are BAAAACK, Baby!!! They have battled illness, work, family and just adulting. Join this crazy duo as they entertain you with a little humor and just plain old fashion wisdom! Click like and share this episode and feel free to leave constructive comments. ;) Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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Do You Want to Wrestle or Dance?!?! 41:45

43 weeks ago41:45

41:45

The funny duo, Noah and Common Sense Gurl are back at it. This week the Duo discuss life as a wrestler or dancer. Join the two as they get animated and a little serious. You’re Welcome! Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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Can't Make a Diamond out of Doo-Doo Flakes!!! 57:06

45 weeks ago57:06

57:06

Welcome back to another episode of non-sense and a little sense with Noah and Common Sense Gurl. On this week's episode the duo Noah throws out some Food for Thought and even teaches Common Sense Gurl a thing or two about cooking Jalapeno Poppers. Join the duo as they laugh, burp and just have a good time. Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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Morning Routines and Epic Evenings!!! 1:20:37

45 weeks ago1:20:37

1:20:37

Ever wonder how a morning routine can set the tone for an entire day? Let’s start with some laughs as Noah and Common Sense Gurl share their hilarious breakfast rituals and a memorable evening with friends, featuring Ian’s legendary burger-cooking skills. We dive into the quirky debate on cabbage and transition to a deeper reflection inspired by Epictetus and Viktor Frankl's incredible resilience. Discover how the power of choice and reason can transform even the most challenging situations. Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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Good Times!!! 1:03:24

46 weeks ago1:03:24

1:03:24

Heeyyyy!!!! Ya’ll still here family?!?! Noah and Common Sense Gurl have a little table chat with their good friends Ingrid and Ian that they haven’t seen in a trillion years. Join them as they welcome their first guests and do some catching up on life. Ya’ll Welcome!! Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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Yip, Yap, Yippety, Yap!!! 1:03:02

47 weeks ago1:03:02

1:03:02

This week Common Sense Gurl and Noah sing sweet melodies of sentiments as they talk about parents, who has the power to change beliefs and their week all while sipping on some vodka and juice. Enjoy as Common Sense Gurl gives Noah a public compliment. It’s legendary!!! Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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Suck It Up Buttercup!!! 1:19:49

48 weeks ago1:19:49

1:19:49

Noah and Common Sense Girl are at it again with their wildness!!! Join them for a little Food for Thought and a wicked celebrity rant! Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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USA, USA, USA!!!! 1:10:10

50 weeks ago1:10:10

1:10:10

Noah and Common Sense Gurl are at it again with their Shenanigans!! The Duo are discussing topics such as the Olympics to the genres of music. Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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Is it easy as a Sunday Morning??!! 1:04:34

50 weeks ago1:04:34

1:04:34

Welcome to Green Onions Podcast on this Sunday morning!!! NEXM and Common Sense Gurl come with a movie review, devotional and little music in their soul. Send us a text That’s a wrap for today on The Green Onions Podcast! Thanks for hanging out with us— you’re officially part of the Green Onions crew now! Don’t forget to hit subscribe, leave a sparkly review, and share this episode with your favorite people. Want more good vibes? Follow us on Instagram @thegreenonionspodcast or swing by Threads @thegreenonionspodcast Catch you next time — same time, same place, same awesome energy!…

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We Don't Know What We Are Doing....But We Are Having Fun!!!! 10:43

51 weeks ago10:43