038- Texas Underwater, Funeral Home Freaks, and Elon’s New Party?!

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This episode is a wild ride through the strangest and most jaw-dropping stories of the week! Jimmy and Alyssa kick things off with some cheeky banter about questionable rice crackers and the weird world of true crime podcasts. Then, they dive headfirst into the insane story of a funeral home owner who stashed nearly 190 decaying bodies, handed out fake ashes, and scammed families out of their money—all while living it up on pandemic relief funds.

But that's just the beginning. The hosts break down the catastrophic Texas floods, where the Guadalupe River rose more than 26 feet in under an hour, wiping out entire communities and leaving dozens dead or missing. Alyssa shares personal stories about the real fear of racial profiling and ICE in so-called “sanctuary cities,” while Jimmy goes off on the lack of empathy in both left and right political circles.

You’ll hear hot takes on minimum wage, the myth of the “lazy worker,” and why CEOs should be cleaning their own offices. Plus, Elon Musk’s attempt to start a third party, the America Party, gets roasted, and there’s a sneak peek at the new LineCon Online Live event for Patreon supporters.

Packed with dark humor, raw honesty, and some truly unhinged stories, this episode is perfect for anyone who loves their news with a side of chaos and a dash of hope. Hit play for laughs, rants, and a reminder that, yes, things really are this weird.