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Send us a text The Brian's have an extremely deep and meaningful conversation about their encounters with Whitchcraft, Voodoo and reverse parking. Brian becomes highly intellectual when discussing the old days when wearing a Lawnmower as a hat was de rigeur and meant something in the suburbs. The Brian's discuss at length about Haiti and the Haitian people being not only simple souls and being good at Jewjew, but their exemplary culinary delights when it came to cooking miscreants and at the same time wearing a Brunch Coat. Fascinating. On a very interesting note, both Brian's turned up to do this Poocast Sober.…

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Cats and Dogs having sex in the streets Episodial Thingy. 15:46

8 days ago15:46

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Send us a text The Brian's brave up to farewell another dead Pope and reminisce about the old times and the gay times in Vatican central. Of course, Brian spills the beans on who is in the running to be wearing the Popal gear after the smoke and mirrors Conclave, or is that Enclave, reaches its nude crescendo. Brian puts forward that the new leader of the Listeria National Party must have a full head of hair and must not be a fucking Arsehole like the last one. Bye bye Potatohead. All of this and Nana's recipe for using Death Mushrooms to release your inner vengeance.…

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S 666 Ep 666 Vatican Wheelchair Racing. 29:04

15 days ago29:04

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Send us a text Brian and Brian get together again for Turdsday evening tomfoolery, nose bleeds, autopsy unveilings and recipes for single white men who can't sleep in the dark. Brian speaks at length and mindnumbingly so about the Pope and the new dawn of another man to be appointed as head of the Roman Caucasian Church. Both Brian's discuss the smoke, mirrors, debauchery and fun that will happen as soon as candidates bend over and speak in tongues to get as many votes as required to be voted in as the representative of Dog on planet earthium and the Men behaving badly and dressing inappropriately revue. Barry puts on eye-liner and does a nude dance to commemorate Just Dumb Vance day.…

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Just Dumb Vance, Premature Matriculation and Dog Business 16:54

22 days ago16:54

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Send us a text This week Brian and Brian discuss the merits of Tuberculosis and how it can be used to harness moon rays to power small scale farming equipment. Barry practices his Americanism, and Greenland narrowly escapes being dug up and sold in Walmart's across the United States of Alaska. On a lighter note the largest pod of Sabre Toothed Whales has been sighted off the coast of Antartica near Mawson's Hut. They are on their annual migration from Wollongong to Germany and can be intimidated by loud noises, tennis racquets and nudity. Good luck.…

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S 909 Ep 909 Donkeys and Motorhome Glow in the Dark Tarriffs. 31:59

29 days ago31:59

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Send us a text On this spontaneous combustible episode, Brian and Brian piece together reality, just as a neurosurgeon would knit together a smashed brain. The Brian's discuss the cognitive and repetitive features of an animal constantly on heat. Yes, at last someone has the guts to unmask the true identity of the horse like creature that now is recognised as the centre of brainial ingenuity, yes, the Don key. Available at all Mick O'Reillys Sand, Cement, Gravel, Lime, Industrial Waste, Fertiliser for good or evil (That's on the Darkweb site), Hammeroid Cream, Ballistic Missile goods and services, Bubonic Plague starter kits, Replica Salivery glands for fun and profit and much much more. All of this on the Glow in the Dark episplode of how fucked are Feeart engines and transmissions and much less of the Siamese Tarriff Expensive Excrement.…

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S 5678 Ep. 4567 Stoolage and Tourism. 22:25

6 weeks ago22:25

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Send us a text This evening on the SHE, Brian and the other Brian discuss in an Ethiopian accent about Space Cocaine and the relevance of having Aliens living on Brian's property to ensure of cordial arrangements and on time delivery methods. On a hilarious note, Brian let's rip about the exciting new autonomous creature, that is, the Anus People. Not to be confused with Politicians or the Clergy. Brian, again, rabbit's on about his trip to Tasmania and how they are the citizens of the Universe and all other sorts of shit. He has one, just one unbelievable experience with a local Prostitute there and he won't shut up. Wanker !! All this, and 2 Donkey's fornicating on this week's episplode of funnily enough, the Siamese Herring Experiment showing 2 Donkeys and 2 Nuns.…

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Mick O'Reilly's Sand, Cement and Space Pot Plants! Get "Em Before Musky SendsThem All To Mars! 22:44

7 weeks ago22:44

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Send us a text This week the Brians realise the reason their enormous ratings, subscribers and underpants have been falling drastically, is because of the terrible typewriter keyboard Brian is using to create his brilliant podcasting thingy. After severe prodding with a stick Barry was coerced into ......nevermind. On a lighter and warmer note, Pope Francis has had his new Tesla Popemobile struck by lightning or a molotov and it has burnt to the ground with all the photographs, and has been summoned back to hell. It's getting crowded with popemobiles on the car lot now and Johnny Lucifer needs to get rid of thousands of units before new stocks arrives. Come on down for the deal of a lifetime...no contracts....well maybe a small one...…

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Tariffs, Testicles and Time Travel 38:24

9 weeks ago38:24

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Send us a text This week the Siamese Herring Experiment has been hit with trade tariffs from Barry's mum. Brian and Brian will no longer be able to borrow the latex goods without first coughing up a whopping 28% extra phlegm. This will put enormous economic strain on the Brians; as Brian has had his adenoids removed and Brian's mucous membranes were damaged in a golf car eating championship. On a lighter note time travel is now closer to the ordinary man, woman or non-binary entity than ever before thanks to Mick O'Reilly's Sand Cement and Wormholes. Mention the Brians and get your second wormhole last week.…

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The NRA Rejoice as a small handgun is available for 2 to 5 year olds. 34:06

10 weeks ago34:06

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Send us a text The handgun market in the good old USA is heating up as manufacturers throughout the world supply the new 6 shooter for infants, especially for the American market. The Brian's travelled to Gympie for the unveiling of the new baby Gun. Exclusively designed and engineered as well as patented by Bluey for J. J. Guns and Ammo. After letting off 5000 rounds and kissing lots of non binary 4 year olds and signing autographs, the Brian's then went onto the Gold Mine Hotel and Explosives Factory and let off another 9000 rounds and drank 8 fifteen litre Kegs of the local beer. With a Police escort, the Brian's then drove one and half hours back to Lawnton Heights for more shooting and Boozing. Cyclone, what fucking Cyclone.…

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The SHE and the Brian's win Poocast of the Year in the Lobotomy section. 34:13

11 weeks ago34:13

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Send us a text The International Poocast of the Year function held in Papua New Guinea has bestowed on the Herrings another world wide award that will hang with 100's of others in Shed 66 on Brian's property. Not being big headed or arrogant, the Brian's have only had 5 days of celebrating. As well as reaching out to the powers that be that the Australian/s of the Year award must certainly be the Brian's. Who could deny this, the Bastards. On a solemn note, Brian has returned from the Vatican without being able to assist in the burial of Pope Frank. The old bastard just keeps praying and getting extra days on planet earthium.…

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"Dingo Burgers" starring Chips Rafferty as Nostradamus and Sonny Hammond as Elon Musk 29:01

12 weeks ago29:01

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Send us a text This week Brian and Brian reminisce about Stephen Hawking and sardines, mutant marsupials and Pythagoras. There's something about Sir Isaac Newton, but it's not been authenticated by the Vatican or Sister Mercia, so fuck knows. On a side note Barry loses a kangaroo down the insinkerator and finds love at the emergency centre. Lucky bastard!…

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Homeless to Colonize Mars and Then Be Run Off the Land 23:04

13 weeks ago23:04

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Send us a text This week Brian and Brian discuss how to embalm unwanted children in Diet Coke and how Samboy BBQ flavoured potato chips are to be implanted into the brains of the gullible in search of the unobtainable. This week also saw the Brians launch a new product onto the global market. The fully adjustable arse licking ladder (or ass licking, if you like donkeys) Stocks keep running out so buy one now before they all run out. On a lighter note the economy is still trickling down to the battler in the street and the latest predictions are that by 2068 the first drips of the trickliztion effect will only be another decade or two away from evaporating.…

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Tumors, Tangents and Troubadours 27:27

14 weeks ago27:27

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Send us a text This week Brian and Brian bring you another action packed look at the 2025 International Jesus look-a-like competition. Eighty-seven finalists from sixty-four countries and three planets via for the ultimate honour of being crowned Jesus of the year. Judges will need to have a keen eye and a strong arm to nail all these competitors up, so put on your best loincloth, pull up a donkey and get ready to throw a few stones. On a side note Barry is available all next week for all your scourging needs.…

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Stephen Hawking, Whales and the Sun. 20:48

15 weeks ago20:48

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Send us a text This week the Brians explore Tasmanium as the centre of Australia's space program. Not only has Tasmanium got 77% of all the necessary technology, minerals and optimism to make space travel a reality for the average person; but you will also be able to take your pets.

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Don's Knob, Voting for Fun and Profit and The Idiots Guide to Building a Bunker 28:30

16 weeks ago28:30

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Send us a text This week the Brians contemplate moving to Antartica for the next four years or more whilst the Lunatics drive the United States and bits of the earth into the abyss of the Mariana Trench. Elon Musky and Asstrailia's own Fuhrer-in-waiting, Potater Dutton make plans to split the planet in two, drag half to Mars for the rich and powerful and leave the shitty half right for the rest of us scum. On a lighter note we are all doomed for the foreseeable future.…

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Oprah Windfrier, Megan Marklemurker, Shetland Ponies and Tasmanian Ahoy 21:03

17 weeks ago21:03

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Send us a text This week Brian and Brian discuss philanthropy, philistines and Dr Phil. They draw the conclusion that the world is neither flat nor round but more obelisk shape due to the number of chromosomes now available at Walmart. Oprah Windfrier makes a surprise appearance and wrestles Megan Markmurkmucksen in a vat of goat semen whilst the Archbishop of Lawnton Heights blessed the whole affair with a suspicious bulge in his cassock. On a sombre tone the Brians bury Barry in a shallow grave after a sewing accident, dig him back up and bury him again a week or so later.…

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Charles Darwin's Theory of Drink Driving, Marsupials, and Dentistry 31:30

18 weeks ago31:30

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Send us a text In this episode The Brians reveal the best way to deal with all the shit presents and resolutions that clog up a fresh new year. Charles Darwin summed it up best when he said "Throw that shit in the ocean!" The truth about wombats is discussed and we learn how to make barometric pressure your friend.…

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Spider-Jesus Vs Bat Buddha 19:22

19 weeks ago19:22

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Send us a text This week the Brians recall the trials and tributaries of Asstralia's northern capital territory place, the majestic and sweaty City of Charles Darwin. Once prized as the home of dirt, gravel and roadkill; this plucky little back passage has been through the wars over the years. Literally! Bombed by Japanese interior decorators in WW2 and blown down, sucked off and spat out by the aptly named Cyclone Dick Tracy in 1974 and again in parts of 1978 or 9, Charles Darwin Town remains an historic landmark and a reliable place for Brian to be run out of by the locals. On a side salad, Barry gets his arm torn off in a Christmas sandwich accident and God refuses to pay out the insurance policy, the bugger!…

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The Messiah of the Year Competition 32:13

20 weeks ago32:13

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Send us a text Wrapping up this years events like a stinking bag of prawn shells in a Murdoch newspaper, Brian and Brian unravel the magic and mystery of the festive seasons with all the understanding, warmth and spottiness of a leper with his (or her) scabs torn off. The somewhat true tale of the not-so-baby Jeesus and some of his henchman is explained in simple language for simpletons and smart asses alike....and speaking of asses, the annual donkey salesman of the year award is announced. No spoilers but Barry has been drunk ever since the award ceremony at the Chermside Heights Abattoir.…

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Jail Oil, Umbrage and Death-Coin 16:38

21 weeks ago16:38

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Send us a text This week the Brians realise that jail time is much easier these days now one doesn't have to bend over to pick up the soap. Handy pump packs of Diddy Oil is now being introduced to the Professional Corrective Services division of P Diddler Enterprises. The Diddler himself is overseeing the introduction of this eagerly awaited product to inmates and wardens alike. Nothing says I love your body more than a good diddling in the shower with thugs, murderers and the incarcerated innocent; like a firm rubbing down with the personally tested Diddy Oil. Now infused with radioactive goat semen for that slightly unnatural glow. On a more serious note, this week Barry gets to test drive his own Diddy Oil after an altercation with a bicycle and a midget; whilst Bevan is sworn into Donald Trumph's new wardrobe as Secretary of What Are You Lookin' At Cunt!…

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S24 Ep50 McMusk Neural Chips and Other Post Election Specials 31:56

22 weeks ago31:56

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Send us a text This week the Brians reflect on what the upcoming Awstrarliun election means for the average Antipodean Pedestrian and how The Right Dishonourable Peter Dutton, Minister for Castrating Everything will inevitably win; leading to mass "What the fuck have we done!", which will also inevitably follow. On a lighter note....Donald Trump....aaaagggghhhh!…

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S 24 Ep 48 Booming Pitchfork Sales, Five Year Old Aardvark Pilots and Anal Jones 20:41

24 weeks ago20:41

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Send us a text It's been a funny old week for Brian as the mighty Aardvark 2400 cross-crisses the only bit of the southern hemisphere that doesn't have rabies. Rabid people of dubious morals and intent maybe; but as far as you can throw a herring.... no actual live cases of rabies. Brian on the other hand is staying behind at Herring Central Headquarters to make paper planes and enjoy some welcome nudity. Many people have been asking where the Brians get their thermo nuclear urine-proof clothing these days. We tell them that with the new Seniors App downloadable from The Siamese Herring and Nigerian Attorney at Law Store, is the only way you can stay up to date with what's what and what's not. On a less or more or less salient point, the Herring Evangelical Motorhome Tour of Greater Australia Heights is nearly sold out. Special Reserve tickets are now on sale at Brians@Notascam.com.hey.oi…

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S 24 Ep 47 NRA Early Shooting Centres and Tap and Go Wheelchairs 32:49

25 weeks ago32:49

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Send us a text This week the Brians jump on a horse called Umerica as the Trumpet's new administrangulation reveals it's ultra-dynamic plans to make the NRA head of The Department of Education. The NRA Child Centre for the Mutilation and Desecration of the Human Race promises to be the cornerstone of Governor Elon Musk's experimental Cloning and Super Race Program. Nice one Musky! Also, Brian announces his bold plans for a nationwide evangelical blitzkrieg. This monumental....and we do mean mental, endeavour, will involve hundreds of...no thousands of litres of leaded diesel, powered motor thingys and aggressive toileting procedures. On a sombre note, Barry returns home after a nice drive deep into the outback country stuff. The bastard!…

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S 24 Ep 46 The Melbourne Cup, Horse Pox and Crucifying Donkeys 28:11

26 weeks ago28:11

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Send us a text This week the Brians reflect on the race that stopped a nation and gave it Horse Pox and how much better it would be if donkeys were not only substituted for those ugly horse things; but they were allowed to bet on their own races. There is a substantial amount of discussion about Jesus fondness for asses and his fondness of cooking with poo. On a lighter note the Pope reveals the latest sex dolls in the Vatican gift shop. Get in now for Christmazz.…

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S 24 Ep 45 P Diddy, Greek Pyramids, Fat Presidents, Fat Funerals and Kentucky Fried Iguana 30:43

27 weeks ago30:43

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Send us a text Better late than never, just like the apocalypse; this weeks episplode explores the possibilities of powering small nations through the cremation of extremely weight challenged fatties. Fork lifts at the ready for this Presidential episode as Brian and Brian stoke up the oven and delve into the 47 carcinogenic herbs and spices that power the smallest brain of any Americaniaum president since Howdy Doody. On a heavier note Barry's diet has gone straight to hell. He is eating his own body parts now. Coming to a reality show soon... as soon as that fuck-knuckle Rupert Muddock pays his electricity bill.…

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S100 Ep 4 Elong Must use his 7 fingers and be nailed to his new Sandwich maker. 36:17

27 weeks ago36:17

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Send us a text Lust for power overcomes Elon Musk as he bankrolls Harry Sussex and Merple Marble's new film loosely based on cannibalism in the Royal House of Windsor. Tom Hanks has signed a lucrative deal with The Weinstein Company to portray former prince Andrew's penis. His scrotum will be played by the freshly exhumed corpse of Ray Liotta. King Charles will be played by the remaining corgis and the Kings Ford Escort, Camilla Pocket Bowels will be played by a box of cabbage. Harry and Merkin will be played by the schizophrenic Joaquinine Pheasant and the entire exquisite mess will be directed by a freshly reanimated Jeff Bezos who recently succumbed to a bout of anonymity. Having dipped his toe into the murky swamps of the highfalutin cinema magic, Old Musky is now hellbent on producing his own fillums on Jupiter when he becomes the 4th Intergalactic Emperor of Entertainment. That's if Rupert Murdoch gets finally bored and resigns from the job. All in all it's a fascinating episode this week and it may even finally land the Brians a much coveted place in the Wireless and Crystal Radio Set, Cardboard Box of Fame.…

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S 24 Ep 44 Nuclear Winter and Beak Action. 19:06

28 weeks ago19:06

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Send us a text Tonight and tomorrow both Brian and Brian alternate about the futility and the future of this thing called Earth. Yes, Brian Talk becomes the go-to language of this generation when discussing the effects of man's ponchant for warming this planet and others like it or if they don't like it and stuff. Due to the lack of Law Suits against the Herrings, Brian concludes that some upturning of tables or defacing artefacts will be on the agenda to put the SHE up in lights or flames like the good old days, yep, the Nineties. That great time of Y2K and feeling safe in a high rise building or two. On an absolutely animal loving note, Brian gets down and dirty about Chickens and Beak action. Riveting fun for the whole family.…

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S 24 Ep 43 Testicle Tattoos, Buzz Aldrin and NASA Contracts. 30:47

29 weeks ago30:47

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Send us a text Brian talks at length about waving at people who aren't there. Yes, this phenomenon that has been embraced by the world and is synonymous with a ginger haired racist, sexist, compulsive Liar and con artist who resides in New York. Guess who? The Brian's reminisce about the olden days when a Contract signed in blood and covered in Nicotine meant something. On an interesting note, neither Brian or Brian go through the whole Poocast without going to the toilet or having copious amounts of strong Liquor. Hilariously, the last paragraph is untrue and Contractually both Brian's must be drunk during each and every Poocast due a Court case in 1977. Hurrah.…

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S 24 Ep 42 The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band and Burrowing Animals. 20:43

30 weeks ago20:43

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Send us a text Tonight on the Experiment, the Brian's refuse to have an escape hatch and dive deep into their life and times with Celebrity Singers, Songwriters and Bands. Not only did the Brian's have influence over their songs but also their bodily functions. Everybody, well some people, know that John Lennon, Elton and the Boss, Bruce Sprinklesteen, were all enthralled by the Brian's Martini nights, the animal tossing competitions and the abundance of Bubgerigar food all under 905 rooves on Brian's property. Yes, the Brian's not only reminisce, but name drop like a pair of American Fraudsters in front of a Grand Jury. To break up the context of the night, Brian discusses at length with Brian the frailties, foibles and tastiness of Iguana's. Not to be outdone, Barry sets the studio on fire and attempts to extinguish the flames using a sandwich. Idiot.…

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S24 Ep 41 AFL Grand Final, Maggie Smith and Pink Bananas 23:34

31 weeks ago23:34