Swan Is Playing With Fire The Slaptail Squad podcast

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Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, Swan, and JD welcome comedian Jamie Shriner to the show. Jamie Shriner is a Chicago based comedian. Jamie Shriner is what would happen if Bo Burnham and Jenna Marbles were cryogenically frozen together in a pair of cat lady glasses. A former theatre kid, current queer & hard of hearing divorcé, Jamie uses humorous original songs to discuss her struggles with dating, body image, womanhood, and being queer in Indiana where she grew up. But none of that will save her from the complete idiocy she will encounter on this podcast. Join us for a fun conversation about comedy, rivalries, and life in general. Check out the following links to follow Jamie Shriner. Check her out at the Dormouse Theatre in Kalamazoo MI for the third annual Pride: Slap Your Tail Comedy Show. Jamie Shriner Instagram: @jamieshrinersings Facebook: Jamie Shriner TikTok: jamieshrinersings Support the show…

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What's my incarceration plan? 1:28:58

12 days ago1:28:58

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Send us a text Beaveman, Swan, and Nolan talk about the problems with the justice system. Citing the well-known story of the West Memphis Three, the Beaveman presents a very real fear in this country: going to prison for a crime you did not commit. Three young men spent 18 years of their lives in prison for a crime they clearly did not commit. Could this happen to you? Of course it could. The squad talks about the crimes that they would most likely commit that would end them up in federal prison if they were actually guilty. What is your incarceration plan? How do you dispose of a body? Theories? Let's also not forget, this is a comedy podcast. We begin the episode with praise for Nolan Johncock's set. Shout out to Sunday Night Heat at Mulligan's Pub in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Support the show…

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The Force is Strong with GD Fenderson 1:27:27

21 days ago1:27:27

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Send us a text The Squad assembles, literally, the entire squad assembles for a fun chat with guest GD Fenderson. GD Fenderson is a self-described Certified Forensic Humorist. That means he tells jokes at crime scenes and autopsies. Honestly, we don't know what it means, because I am not sure, in all the confusion, that he ever explained it in detail. He did describe what self-described means, but, even the squad knew that one. The chaos continued with very uncommon technical difficulties, random topics, talk of male strippers, Swan's manic minute, and an excellent Star Wars universe name for Nolan, should he decide to be a Jedi. "Not sure if you know this about GD," but he does an excellant impersonation of Yoda. All things GD Fenderson http://sogdfunny.com/bio.html Check out his upcoming show on Plauzzable on June 19, 2025 at 7:30 pm EST https://plauzzable.com/live-show-details/d2f0914c-8592-4e47-b976-5a34d68df935 Find him every morning on "Coffee with the Dog" on Mind Dog TV https://minddogtv.com/coffee-with-the-dog/ or tune in on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram M-F 9 am-11:30 am EST Catch the Dr. Reverend Jelly Rolle every Sunday at 9:00 am EST Check out The Squads Bios on the Slaptail Nation Website Reach out to the Beaveman and Nolan Johncock on the site for bookings https://www.slaptailnation.com Support the show…

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Your guess is as good as mine! 1:20:12

28 days ago1:20:12

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Send us a text On this episode, the squad unites for JD's triumphant return! Beaveman, Swan, JD, and Nolan hang for a completely off the rails conversation about how to survive a murder, types of cows, how to properly say Milk, and the political idea that Genghis Khan is tangentially responsible for the Europeans arrival in the Americas. This is why this is classified as an improv podcast. One never knows the direction it will take. It's like hanging out once a week with your weird friends that talk about the most random things. You are welcome! Support the show…

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It's Beaveman's Religion 1:05:26

5 weeks ago1:05:26

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Send us a text The first week of May is a special time of year. It is the time of year that the Beaveman consumes even more Star Wars than he typically does. On this episode Beaveman and the Swan talk about Star Wars, and yes, there are things the Beaveman doesn't remember and doesn't know. He doesn't take a scientific or statistical approach to the lore of Star Wars, he consumes it because he loves it. So there will be some inaccuracies on this episode, and that is ok. Continuity isn't exactly a Star Wars thing. Happy May! May the force be with you all. Support the show…

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GofundKate's B-hole 1:24:07

6 weeks ago1:24:07

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Send us a text On this episode, the Beaveman is subjected to dealing with two scatter-brained broads who talk over him the entire episode and insist on making mouth noises. Yup, it's the Swan and the Claw Queen (that broad from the east side). Ever wonder what to do if you come upon a wounded or not wounded animal? If they are wounded, call Kate to patch them up. If they are not wounded, call Kate to hobble them and then patch them up. This broad has issues. Let's not forget that she has a stroked out B-hole. If you want to help her get reconstructive surgery or Kardashian lips for her B-hole, send us funds. Listen to hear Swan's first fail on her manic minute, does she redeem herself and get the win? You have to listen to find out. Kate Dore information @katredhatred on Instagram kate dore on FB The Slaptail Squad slaptailnation.com Support the show…

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Beaveman's dreams are completely normal 57:42

7 weeks ago57:42

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Send us a text Beaveman and Ricker do the podcast without anyone else joining them. Some of the squad members were concerned for Ricker, but he survived. The Beaveman presented Ricker with descriptions of some of his dreams to get his opinion on what they may mean. They also talk about the movie Peanut Butter Falcon and when Ricker missed his opportunity to be Rambo. Support the show…

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Beaveman has a big heart and the Ricker thinks all rectangles are squares 1:11:25

8 weeks ago1:11:25

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Send us a text Believe it or not, the Beaveman reveals how he protects his feelings to perform his job effectively and not get too emotional. We learn that Ricker thinks all rectangles are squares, metaphorically, and the Swan is all about giving the Beaveman away if it makes her life easier and someone else's harder. Check out the fun shows and movies they talk about. "Love on the Spectrum" "The Peanut Butter Falcon" "Downside Up" link below https://youtu.be/VNxO-wv3S9o?si=usR18G_OUHcK5UaS and of course this funny clip of Andy Samberg doing Mark Wahlberg link below https://youtu.be/ZjpUfdjYR6s?si=ri7KjF-j28XjK3kd Support the show…

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The Squad chats with comedian Ron Caine 1:22:21

9 weeks ago1:22:21

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Send us a text He's looking to purchase some gently used thongs ladies, and he'll pay extra if you take them off in front of him. The Beaveman? No, comedian Ron Caine. Well, that's the intro Beaveman gave him anyway. On this episode, the squad unites for a completely ridiculous conversation about catching your parents in the act, restaurants that smell, (not unpleasantly) like pussy, comedy, and the Beaveman's plan for ridiculous medical-based jokes. Thank God Nolan was there to be the voice of reason. Words never uttered by another human being. Catch Ron Caine every morning on Coffee with the Dog on Minddog TV on Twitch, Facebook, and Instagram at 9 am EST. https://minddogtv.com/coffee-with-the-dog/ Check him out on Instagram @2CainesProductions and @roncainecomedy Shout out to his new venue Amy's Dockside Bar and Grill in South Williamsport, PA for Fresh Catch Comedy on April 19 at 8 pm https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61559132841320 Nolan Johncock book Nolan Johncock! @johncockcomedy the Beaveman https://solo.to/beaveman https://www.tiktok.com/@slaptailsquad Support the show…

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Back from San Diaaaago 1:21:30

10 weeks ago1:21:30

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Send us a text On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Swan and Beaveman talk to Kate DoorXYZ about their recent trip to San Diego and all the fun that comes with airline travel. San Diego is an amazing town with a hopping comedy scene so Beaveman talks a bit about getting to go on a few mics to get some reps in. The conversation, as always, devolves into a completely pointless podcast discussion about food, amphibians, and whatever else happens to manifest from the minds of the silly and deranged. Enjoy! Slaptail Squad Picks Want to hear more from Kate Dore? Do you like music? Check out her podcast "Three Shots Down" https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3-shots-down-podcast/id1731032749 Support the show…

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Block the transmissions 1:17:49

11 weeks ago1:17:49

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Send us a text When you thought we couldn't get any more ridiculous, we prove we can! In this episode, we welcome back Chewbacca's nephew, Nolan Johncock. Do you think you have a ton of random knowledge? Maybe you do, but is it at Nolan's level? Can you talk about conspiracy, the Hubble telescope, shark skin, and horse penis all in one conversation? If so, you will enjoy this episode. If not, strap in and let the madness begin. Slaptail Nation https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show…

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Swan is playing with fire 1:36:32

12 weeks ago1:36:32

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Send us a text On this episode, the Squad unites to talk about the paranormal. There is a certain doll that resides in Key West, Florida that has the utmost respect of the squad. However, a certain someone, thinks she can take a bit of a casual attitude regarding the known powers of this masterful doll. Thankfully, Beaveman, JD, and Ricker are no fools and spend the podcast humbling themselves. They also talk about, you guessed it, Girl Scout Cookies, for a really, really, long time. Enjoy the episode. Slaptail Nation https://www.slaptailnation.com/ Support the show…

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I choose Door A 1:17:30

13 weeks ago1:17:30

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Send us a text The Slaptail Squad podcast welcomes comedian Kate Dore, from Michigan, for a fun conversation about women in comedy. The Beaveman and Swan talk with Kate about her fiancé, her addiction to claw machines, and the Beaveman's hatred for Russia and Putin (but not the good people of Russia). The show also features silly little jokes from the Beaveman and Swan's manic minute. We support Ukraine, Canada, Mexico, the people of Greenland. We support the true USA. Kate Doré information The Three Shots Down Podcast https://www.facebook.com/3shotsdownpodcast/ Where to see Kate live March 28, 2025 Comedy: LOL @ Farver’s with Tommy Cook Friday, March 28 • 7pm https://croswell.org/farvers/ Support the show…

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Measles, Mumps, Rubella...oh my! 1:24:12

14 weeks ago1:24:12

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Send us a text The Squad unites to say a collective FU to Putin and Russia but also to talk about the state of the nation when ignorance and misinformation reigns supreme. Do we really want to step back in time to the age of measles wards, polio, and widespread bubonic and pulmonic plague? I think not. Podcasting is the last avenue of free speech, so the squad will continue using it as long as possible. Thank you to our loyal listeners in the United States of America and around the world. Thank you to our supporters for standing with us. FDT Slaptail Nation https://www.slaptailnation.com/ https://www.dormousetheatre.com/ Support the show…

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Still confused about Shared Psychotic Disorders 1:29:34

15 weeks ago1:29:34