TTB283: Ploo Floats

The Two Bobs Podcast

The Two Bobs episode 283 for Monday, June 9, 2025:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Caramel Cookie Bar from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/yrb3Q
  • Robert nursed a Grand Cacao Milk Trout from Tröegs. https://untp.beer/WnXM1
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @lowercaserobert or we’ll defile your pool floats.
• The recent Marlins game drew a staggering crowd of 138, marking the lowest attendance in MLB history. https://www.si.com/mlb/marlins-rockies-attendance-crowd-photo
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS had a rough week after its relationship with Elon Musk imploded.
  • Florida Man® pled guilty after stealing dozens of pool floats for sexual gratification. https://www.outkick.com/culture/florida-man-pleads-guilty-stealing-pool-floats-sexual-gratification
  • After banging pool floats, Florida Man® used a car wash as a porta potty. https://www.motorbiscuit.com/florida-man-caught-using-ormond-beach-car-wash-porta-potty/
  • After shitting in the car wash, Florida Man® was arrested for selling crack while wearing a Coke T-shirt. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-wearing-coke-t-shirt-arrested-for-selling-crack-cocaine-police
  • A man in Japan was arrested for trying to steal women’s underwear from a laundromat before police found 450 items in his home. https://japantoday.com/category/crime/man-arrested-for-trying-to-steal-women%E2%80%99s-underwear-from-laundromat-450-items-found-at-his-home
  • Apple announced a 7,083-piece DIY iPhone kit to combat tariffs. https://theonion.com/tariff-strained-apple-announces-7083-piece-iphone-kit/

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