If you’ve ever ignored the red flags, woken up somewhere confusing, or laughed through something that probably needed a therapist — welcome.
I’m Beaux. The Unhinged Ginge.
This is my storytelling podcast — a wildly true memoir told out loud, in order, and in way too much detail.
It starts in the summer of 2004.
Fresh out of high school. Still had my virginity and a vague sense of control.
Neither lasted long.
Before I knew it, I’d dropped out of college.
Married a man I’d known for ten weeks.
Divorced that man.
And walked straight into the fire — on purpose.
Turns out, that wasn’t even the plot twist.
I lived with a Craigslist roommate who raised hundreds of birds.
Almost got sex trafficked in Denmark.
Moved to the Caribbean with a hundred bucks and a carry-on.
And bartended in a corset with staples in my stomach after losing an ovary to a pregnancy that tried to kill me.
Names have been changed to protect a few egos, respect some hustle, and avoid unnecessary follow-ups.
Not the innocent — none of us were that.
It’s funny. It’s feral. It’s mostly my fault.
Come for the chaos. Stay because you will not believe where this ends up.

And R.I.P. to the sea of peens left in my wake. They never stood a chance.