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Recession indicators abound. This week, Jimmy and Larry are getting hands on with an honest and objective review of Lawrence’s new A.PRESSE hoodie which turns into a discussion on value and Auralee, a baggy jeans styling tutorial, mistakenly copping a choker you thought was a belt, Chinese TikTok exposes how cheap luxury goods really are but is this all just a red herring propaganda machine deployed amidst a trade war, reverse shopping tourism, turns out Elwood is probably using slave labor which isn’t that shocking, dupes and rep heaven, the People’s Republic of Emo Trap, a new generation discovers Coachella is a lie, mortgaging your future for an Instagram grid dump, who are these live music bookings for (young people) and is anyone even watching (no), James recounts his own Coachella trip from back in 2013, we are living through a vintage camera epidemic so let’s break down all the latest bros who are not a vibe, Prada bought Versace but has a bad track record with these kinda deals, high-end fashion brand stocking stuffer heat, A Minecraft Movie’s chicken jockey has saved cinema, do you clean up after yourself at the movies, everyone is on board for The Accountant 2, Love on the Spectrum and more.