UNBOXING BIGFOOT IT IS - EPISODE 1 - FROM THE HOWARD STERN SHOW

UNBOXING THE HOWARD STERN WACK PACK - HACKRIDE STUDIOS

Unboxing Bigfoot — a tragicomedy most strange, wherein the wild man Mark of Shaw, known to knaves and nobles as Bigfoot, is drawn forth from the misty woodlands of Vermont by decree of the great scribe and jester-king, Howard Stern. ‘Twas Stern who, with mirth and madness, did bid the beast speak, unleashing upon the realm tales of Cadillacs undone, transsexual entanglements, and lawmen befuddled by his truth-slurred tongue. And aye, 'tis true—he once did place his wandering finger upon his trusting mailman, an act sung in whispers and restraining orders alike.

Now enter our chorus: Sir Luigi Greenberg, whose appetite for cold steak is matched only by his wit; Lord KC Day, bringer of happy smoke and seeker of clarity in chaos; and the fair enchantress Lady DJ Electra, whose breasteeses shine like twin moons o’er madness. These three noble fools do brave the tale in earnest, recounting every visit, every call, every cursed court proceeding, in reverent jest. For though Bigfoot be oft taken advantage of, and oft his tale dismissed, we say unto thee: let not this legend vanish into fog. For in this tale lies madness, majesty... and a mailbox forever changed, it is.

🚀 Welcome to HackRide Studios – Where the Wack Pack Gets UNBOXED! 🎉 Dive into the wild, wacky, and utterly unpredictable universe of the Howard Stern Wack Pack with our UNBOXING series! 🎙️📦 We crack open the lore, chaos, and legendary moments of Stern’s most iconic characters—no bubble wrap needed. 🔥 UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR Meet Eric Lynch, the crankiest (and most lovable) superfan-turned-legend! From "Ack ack!" meltdowns to his unforgettable feuds, we unpack Eric’s journey from random caller to Stern Show royalty. 👽 UNBOXING RILEY MARTIN Intergalactic philosopher? Cult leader? Snapple enthusiast? We dissect Riley’s out-of-this-world tales, Bâ'hai wisdom, and why he’ll always owe us $2.50. 👯♂️ UNBOXING THE JESUS TWINS Blonde wigs, messiah complexes, and zero chill—we unravel the holy chaos of Jason and Christian’s quest to save Howard (whether he likes it or not). 💎 UNBOXING GOLDUST Glitter, obsession, and way too much Howard merch. Discover why Goldie’s golden obsession with Stern still shines bright (and weird). PLUS! We’ve got EVEN MORE WACK on our members-only YouTube & Patreon! Dive deeper into the madness, uncensored and unhinged, at HackRide Studios! 👇 SUBSCRIBE NOW 👇 YouTube: @HackRide Patreon: HackRide Studios 🔥 Hit that bell, join the ride, and let’s keep the Wack Pack ALIVE! 🔥