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Fyre In Uranus
Manage episode 478609735 series 3326605
Things got weirdly cosmic this week—Joyhdae’s ex (allegedly Michael B. Jordan) is back spinning the block in grills she bought, while Ryan’s having an existential crisis about Legos and Virgo logic. And that’s just the intro.
We break down the very serious all-women celebrity space flight that somehow accomplished nothing but soft glam, awkward press quotes, and Auntie Gayle’s wig fighting for its life on reentry. Meanwhile, Fyre Festival is officially cancelled indefinitely—again—and honestly, we don’t know who needs more help: Billy McFarland or the people still buying those tickets.
Coachella gave us everything we didn’t know we needed: T-Pain pirouetting in perfect formation, Meg thee Stallion commanding the desert like she owns the whole state, and Missy Elliott transforming from a car like it’s 2002. Festival season officially belongs to Black women.
But then reality crashes back in: a deeply disturbing subway scandal involving a corpse (yes, a corpse) raises major questions about safety, sanity, and why necrophilia is somehow part of this week’s news cycle. Add in Diddy trying to rebrand his legal team like it’s a diversity initiative, and we’re officially cooked.
Thankfully, there’s a flicker of beauty in the madness—the upcoming Met Gala’s “Vogue Dandyism” theme is putting Black excellence and tailoring on the pedestal it deserves. At least the fashion’s still giving.
It’s Virgo chaos, subway scandal, billionaires doing too much, and a little too much clarity about humanity being the true bad place.
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00:00 Intro
00:05 Joyhdae's Being Delusional Again...
02:47 PSA
05:12 G20
09:43 Roman Reigns
10:09 What's The Word?
17:23 Women In Space
26:54 Why Are We Like This?
29:03 "Man" + Corpse
34:10 Messy Criminal "Mother"
36:51 Diddy Is Looking For A Woman
43:45 Fyre's Flame Extinguished
47:42 Coachella 2025
49:12 Coachella 2025: T-Pain
51:43 Coachella 2025: Missy
55:38 Coachella 2025: Megan Thee Stallion
01:01:20 Vogue: Super Fine
01:06:51 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:09:52 Find Us On All The Things!
01:11:30 One More For The Road...
01:12:08 Outro
146 episodes
Manage episode 478609735 series 3326605
Things got weirdly cosmic this week—Joyhdae’s ex (allegedly Michael B. Jordan) is back spinning the block in grills she bought, while Ryan’s having an existential crisis about Legos and Virgo logic. And that’s just the intro.
We break down the very serious all-women celebrity space flight that somehow accomplished nothing but soft glam, awkward press quotes, and Auntie Gayle’s wig fighting for its life on reentry. Meanwhile, Fyre Festival is officially cancelled indefinitely—again—and honestly, we don’t know who needs more help: Billy McFarland or the people still buying those tickets.
Coachella gave us everything we didn’t know we needed: T-Pain pirouetting in perfect formation, Meg thee Stallion commanding the desert like she owns the whole state, and Missy Elliott transforming from a car like it’s 2002. Festival season officially belongs to Black women.
But then reality crashes back in: a deeply disturbing subway scandal involving a corpse (yes, a corpse) raises major questions about safety, sanity, and why necrophilia is somehow part of this week’s news cycle. Add in Diddy trying to rebrand his legal team like it’s a diversity initiative, and we’re officially cooked.
Thankfully, there’s a flicker of beauty in the madness—the upcoming Met Gala’s “Vogue Dandyism” theme is putting Black excellence and tailoring on the pedestal it deserves. At least the fashion’s still giving.
It’s Virgo chaos, subway scandal, billionaires doing too much, and a little too much clarity about humanity being the true bad place.
#VirgoSeasonPodcast
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We want to hear from you:
Would you go to space with Katy Perry for representation? Sound off in the comments!
LIKE, SUBSCRIBE & JOIN THE VIRGO SEASON COMMUNITY!
Subscribe for more pop culture insights, celebrity news, and hilarious takes!
Hit the bell to never miss an episode!
Share this episode with a friend who loves juicy trending topics.
CONNECT WITH US:
Instagram: @VirgoSeasonShow
Facebook: Virgo Season Podcast
Website: VirgoSeasonShow.com
STREAM US EVERYWHERE:
Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, and more!
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00:00 Intro
00:05 Joyhdae's Being Delusional Again...
02:47 PSA
05:12 G20
09:43 Roman Reigns
10:09 What's The Word?
17:23 Women In Space
26:54 Why Are We Like This?
29:03 "Man" + Corpse
34:10 Messy Criminal "Mother"
36:51 Diddy Is Looking For A Woman
43:45 Fyre's Flame Extinguished
47:42 Coachella 2025
49:12 Coachella 2025: T-Pain
51:43 Coachella 2025: Missy
55:38 Coachella 2025: Megan Thee Stallion
01:01:20 Vogue: Super Fine
01:06:51 Dad vs Auntie Jokes
01:09:52 Find Us On All The Things!
01:11:30 One More For The Road...
01:12:08 Outro
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