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A Comprehensive Guide To Pop Girl Conspiracies and Albanian Mafias with Samir and Petar
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All aboard! On the debut episode of Yapping, Samir and Petar delve into the marvelous and tantalizing world of pop girlies and all the conspiracy theories that surround them. From Britney Spears being cloned, Taylor committing vehicular manslaughter (and hinting at it in her lyrics), to the Albanian mafia secretly running modern pop music, we talk about it all... At least, all the interesting theories. Disclaimer, we don't actually believe any of these theories are true. But in case you do, here are 7 useful tips to know whether your fav girlie is up to something shady (and not the good kind...):
1. Follow the breadcrumbs... in the lyrics! Maybe it's not metaphorical, maybe it’s a confession. Dive deep into Taylor Swift’s discography for clues about her (alleged) hit and run.
2. Island hopping or something deeper? Why does Dua Lipa post so many vacation photos anyway?
3. Industry plants and money laundering - If a pop girl unexpectedly gets a hit out of nowhere and sells out stadiums with barely anyone actually attending, check for signs of money laundering.
4. If your favorite pop girlie suddenly gets involved in controversy every time the current US president is involved in a scandal, make sure the CIA isn't using her as a way to distract the public from the next potential Watergate!
5. A pop girlie’s flop era is never an accident—it’s a calculated move. Analyze why Katy Perry chose Witness to be her flop album. And Smile. And 143.
6. Stan wars or psyop? While your average 16 year old might make a shady comment about his fav outselling yours, check to make sure these accounts aren't botted to drive up engagement leading up to said fav's next release!
7. The Great TikTok Phenomenon: Why do so many pop songs suddenly go viral on TikTok? While the app may not actually have ties to the CCP after all, it could always be the Illuminati (orchestrated by Beyoncé, of course).
If you follow these 7 simple guidelines, you can be assured that you'll become an expert conspiracy analyst in no time!
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