110 | The Kaczynski Method You Didn't Ask For This podcast

1:14:26

At long last, the First Knight of YDAFT has arrived at court. Sir Juniper is here! She brings with her a banquet of her typically A+ questions such as: How would you design a ghillie suit that gives camouflage in an urban setting What would be your Looney Tunes-esque genus and species name? What non-animal adornments for big ostentatious hats should come into fashion? And why do we say sleep like a baby if babies are not known for sleeping well? Join our Patreon! What's included? $1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tangents" is a shorter, question-free episode dropped on the first Friday of every month. We tell longer stories, take deep dives into specific topics, and do all sorts other fun things we can't fit into our regular episodes. Join us! Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforthis to become a member! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on TikTok , Instagram , Twitter, and Facebook . You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!…

You Didn't Ask For This

1
115 | Raw, Primal Imaginarium 1:20:48

20 days ago1:20:48

1:20:48

For generations, professors and philosophers have debated the possible solutions to "The Trolly Problem." Now, finally, blissfully...these two idiots solve it once and for all. Also: When the toddler hands you the phone…what’s being said on the other line? Then we finish the ep with part two of Google Gripes round one! Join our Patreon! What's included? $1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tangents" is a shorter, question-free episode dropped on the first Friday of every month. We tell longer stories, take deep dives into specific topics, and do all sorts other fun things we can't fit into our regular episodes. Join us! Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforthis to become a member! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on TikTok , Instagram , Twitter, and Facebook . You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!…

You Didn't Ask For This

1
114 | May Your Rootin' Always Be Tootin' 1:19:18

5 weeks ago1:19:18

1:19:18

The wait is over (if it ever started)...the fifth season of Google Gripes has arrived! Matt gets the ball rolling with another set of 1-star Google reviews for well-known movies, but first: when people say 'that's right up my alley'...what street is that alley off of? Where have all the cowboys gone? And what should Effin' Cultured do for their next roast episode? Yeah, that's right, we're not the only podcast that suckers its audience into providing their content! Join our Patreon! What's included? $1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tangents" is a shorter, question-free episode dropped on the first Friday of every month. We tell longer stories, take deep dives into specific topics, and do all sorts other fun things we can't fit into our regular episodes. Join us! Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforthis to become a member! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on TikTok , Instagram , Twitter, and Facebook . You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!…

You Didn't Ask For This

1
113 | Cracking Into Cold Ones 1:25:38

7 weeks ago1:25:38

1:25:38

For this episode, we're joined by the lead singer of Infinite Pizza, local witch, and licensed mortician Becky Hackerman! Becky brought along a plethora of questions for the boys to go through, ranging from "Is blood soup?" to "What is your Fursona?" Then, Becky gives Matt a tarot reading. Follow Infinite Pizza on Instagram and check them out on Bandcamp ! Join our Patreon! What's included? $1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tangents" is a shorter, question-free episode dropped on the first Friday of every month. We tell longer stories, take deep dives into specific topics, and do all sorts other fun things we can't fit into our regular episodes. Join us! Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforthis to become a member! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on TikTok , Instagram , Twitter, and Facebook . You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!…

You Didn't Ask For This

1
112 | YDAFT & Afraid 2: Costco 1:39:20

9 weeks ago1:39:20

1:39:20

Ya boys are back on the street. Well...back on the aisles. YDAFT and Afraid returns for its sophomore voyage as Matt and Eric take the episode into a Costco to answer all your questions about the bulk retailing giant! Join our Patreon! What's included? $1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tangents" is a shorter, question-free episode dropped on the first Friday of every month. We tell longer stories, take deep dives into specific topics, and do all sorts other fun things we can't fit into our regular episodes. Join us! Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforthis to become a member! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on TikTok , Instagram , Twitter, and Facebook . You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!…

You Didn't Ask For This

1
111 | Thou Shalt Read the Room 1:08:07

11 weeks ago1:08:07

1:08:07

We've got a very special etiquette-themed episode for you this week! We've been saving up some questions of etiquette in various situations and now you get them all at once, including: What's the proper etiquette for asking someone to be the base in pool chicken? For inviting a friend of yours to a party they weren't invited to? For guillotine use? Then, Eric brings Matt a fresh Pop Quiz: Punk or Poser Join our Patreon! What's included? $1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tangents" is a shorter, question-free episode dropped on the first Friday of every month. We tell longer stories, take deep dives into specific topics, and do all sorts other fun things we can't fit into our regular episodes. Join us! Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforthis to become a member! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on TikTok , Instagram , Twitter, and Facebook . You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!…

You Didn't Ask For This

1
110 | The Kaczynski Method 1:37:50

13 weeks ago1:37:50

1:37:50

This episode we're joined by a true YDAFT Giant, submitter of bundles of questions, and expert in all things odd: it's Tim from Against All Oddities! And he came prepared. Not only does he rattle off a packet of prepared questions, he also sent both Matt and Eric a secret question to prepare in advance without the other's knowledge. He's setting a new bar for guest preparation and you're the beneficiary! Join our Patreon! What's included? $1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tangents" is a shorter, question-free episode dropped on the first Friday of every month. We tell longer stories, take deep dives into specific topics, and do all sorts other fun things we can't fit into our regular episodes. Join us! Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforthis to become a member! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on TikTok , Instagram , Twitter, and Facebook . You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!…

You Didn't Ask For This

1
109 | Bobbing for Knives 1:12:35

15 weeks ago1:12:35

1:12:35

If, from the day you are born, you never bleed, do you live your entire life with the same blood? We explore the body like The Magic School Bus after we dive deeper into Matt's Dad's theory that a 'Student Driver' sticker conspiracy is running rampant through these United States. Then we finish off the episode with some new Local Legends! Join our Patreon! What's included? $1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tangents" is a shorter, question-free episode dropped on the first Friday of every month. We tell longer stories, take deep dives into specific topics, and do all sorts other fun things we can't fit into our regular episodes. Join us! Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforthis to become a member! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on TikTok , Instagram , Twitter, and Facebook . You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!…

You Didn't Ask For This

1
108 | Critical Girth 59:23

17 weeks ago59:23

59:23

What is an appropriate dollop size before it becomes a scoop? What makes a Good Stick? The boys tackle these problems before Eric tests Matt with a Pop Quiz. Don't forget to fill out your 2025 YDAFT Bingo card! You can fill out your own here. Simply drag and drop 24 of the choices onto the board and send it to youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com before the end of January . The cut-off is 1/31 at 11:59pm. A good bingo gets you a guest spot on the show and some free merch! Join our Patreon! What's included? $1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tangents" is a shorter, question-free episode dropped on the first Friday of every month. We tell longer stories, take deep dives into specific topics, and do all sorts other fun things we can't fit into our regular episodes. Join us! Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforthis to become a member! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on TikTok , Instagram , Twitter, and Facebook . You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!…

You Didn't Ask For This

1
107 | Surrender to Kyle 1:04:04

19 weeks ago1:04:04

1:04:04

In this episode Matt becomes a pampered prince, Eric is subjected to another Pop Quiz, and, of course, we answer some questions: I just had a baby boy, my question for you guys is what is some fatherly advice I should give him first? What's the proper etiquette for letting someone know their zipper is down? Don't forget to fill out your 2025 YDAFT Bingo card! You can fill out your own here. Simply drag and drop 24 of the choices onto the board and send it to youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com before the end of January . The cut-off is 1/31 at 11:59pm. A good bingo gets you a guest spot on the show and some free merch! Join our Patreon! What's included? $1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tangents" is a shorter, question-free episode dropped on the first Friday of every month. We tell longer stories, take deep dives into specific topics, and do all sorts other fun things we can't fit into our regular episodes. Join us! Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforthis to become a member! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on TikTok , Instagram , Twitter, and Facebook . You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!…

You Didn't Ask For This

1
106 | Sic Semper Philranus 1:14:25

21 weeks ago1:14:25

1:14:25

Welcome to 2025! Celebrate the new year with the noblest of activities: the YDAFT Bingo card! Our third addition of the yearly card selection includes our usual predictions for deaths, word of the year, and promises to "get each other into" something. Plus much, much more. Want to play along? You can fill out your own here. Simply drag and drop 24 of the choices onto the board and send it to youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com before the end of January . The cut-off is 2/1 at 12:00am. A good bingo gets you a guest spot on the show and some free merch! Join our Patreon! What's included? $1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tangents" is a shorter, question-free episode dropped on the first Friday of every month. We tell longer stories, take deep dives into specific topics, and do all sorts other fun things we can't fit into our regular episodes. Join us! Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforthis to become a member! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on TikTok , Instagram , Twitter, and Facebook . You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!…

You Didn't Ask For This

1
105 | Haunted Into Empathy 1:14:46

23 weeks ago1:14:46

1:14:46

Come in and know him better, man! Instead of another Christmas Definitive Ranking, this year we're bringing you The Bah Humbug Bracket: 32 Scrooges facing off in a battle royale to see who will be the final Scrooge standing. Join our Patreon! What's included? $1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tangents" is a shorter, question-free episode dropped on the first Friday of every month. We tell longer stories, take deep dives into specific topics, and do all sorts other fun things we can't fit into our regular episodes. Join us! Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforthis to become a member! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on TikTok , Instagram , Twitter, and Facebook . You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!…

You Didn't Ask For This

1
104 | Pissin' Me Timbers 1:03:10

25 weeks ago1:03:10

1:03:10

It's been asked time and time again: what's the sexiest plant? Plus, the boys become time goblins to answer yet another time-travel question before welcoming back a classic segment: local legends. Join our Patreon! What's included? $1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tangents" is a shorter, question-free episode dropped on the first Friday of every month. We tell longer stories, take deep dives into specific topics, and do all sorts other fun things we can't fit into our regular episodes. Join us! Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforthis to become a member! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on TikTok , Instagram , Twitter, and Facebook . You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!…

You Didn't Ask For This

1
103 | Smash Yacht, Bruh 1:09:09

27 weeks ago1:09:09

1:09:09

Why don't boats have figureheads anymore? Are there non-food-related knuckle tattoos that are better than food ones? These are the quandaries we cover on this week's episode plus: back-to-back Pop Quizes! Join our Patreon! What's included? $1/month = YDAFT Punks Access to the YDAFT Discord $4/month = YDAFT Giants Access to the YDAFT Discord 20% off all merch (coming soon!) And exclusive access to our new monthly bonus episodes..."Opps! All Tangents!" "Oops! All Tangents" is a shorter, question-free episode dropped on the first Friday of every month. We tell longer stories, take deep dives into specific topics, and do all sorts other fun things we can't fit into our regular episodes. Join us! Go to https://www.patreon.com/youdidntaskforthis to become a member! Submit your least pressing questions, local legends, definitive rankings, neighborhood group drama, and whatever else you want us to cover at youdidntaskforthis@gmail.com or @udidntaskpod on TikTok , Instagram , Twitter, and Facebook . You can also leave us a voicemail on The Thoughtline at (410) 929-5329 and we might just play it on the show!…

You Didn't Ask For This

1
102 | Speaking of My Burdens... 1:05:24

29 weeks ago1:05:24