#224 CONVINCING OUR SINGLE FRIEND TO GET MARRIED THIS YEAR

You Might Wanna Sit Down For This

This week, three married people stage a soft intervention on our proudly single friend — who’s fully ready to skip dating and check herself straight into an old folks home. We’re unpacking whether people actually wait to marry the right person, or just whoever’s conveniently there, and stirring the pot to find out if married folks secretly miss being single. And if someone hot and emotionally stable wanted to wife you up… would you still be anti-marriage?

It’s not a debate. It’s not a roast. It’s a gentle bullying session in the name of love — and if you’ve ever questioned your relationship status (or lack of one), you might wanna sit down for this.#youmightwannasitdownforthispodcast Follow The Takeaway Table!https://www.instagram.com/thetakeawaytable/ Join our Community Discord Server!https://discord.gg/thetakeawaytable―CHAPTERS

00:36 - Mingyue’s brown phlegm

01:25 - Sleep waking for a sandwich

03:00 - Meet Hampu!!

04:45 - Single and emotionally unavailable

09:30 - Is finding “The One” the end?

12:20 - END OF THE WORLD MARRIAGES

14:40 - Having no game no rizz no roster

18:18 - Do you miss being single?

20:00 - Single people are try-hards

23:00 - Marriage pacts with our friends

27:40 - Building a roster for each other

28:50 - Do hot and emotionally available men exist

30:30 - Red Flags is the reason we don’t trust love

33:00 - We’re making a green flags show

36:00 - She loves me for my allergy attacks

37:00 - Subjecting your wife as a homemaker

38:30 - Finding orphan boyfriends

39:40 - JUST DO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS

40:50 - Single by choice or no one’s choosing you?

41:40 - Forcing a dating show on the office

44:00 - Being in love vs. short-lived crush

45:50 - Not saying “I love you” back

48:50 - Dating for marriage

53:20 - Really hopings and many dreamings

56:40 - Happy single vs sad with someone

57:50 - PIMPING VIVIAN OUT!!!