Best Erik Lanes Podcasts (2025)

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A Pizza Pie High; Mom Drives The Getaway Car; & A Raw Sewage Swim 1:45:51

3d ago1:45:51

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Imagine a place where you can get your high and your munchies all at the same time with the same food! Instead of having your mom go with you to your job interview, just ask her to go as your getaway driver after you rob an arcade! Being an Internet influencer means you have to do a lot of things to get likes, but would you unknowingly swim in raw …

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Season 6, Episode 5: Zach Zacharia of Lehigh University discusses Supplier Risk 11:54

11h ago11:54

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The Council of Supply Chain Management Professionals (CSCMP) and Supply Chain Xchange bring you this podcast filled with deep industry discussions. We talk to today’s top thought innovators, spanning topics across the entire supply chain. Supply Chain in the Fast Lane fast tracks topics you need to know from leaders you want to know. In this Sixth …

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Alone on the Ice w/ Arctos' Ian Charles 14:29

14h ago14:29

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[This episode originally aired on July 12, 2023] In part two of our conversation with Ian Charles, we reflect on a career of consummate innovation in the secondaries market.By Bain & Company

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Episode 25 - "Bringing Quality to Life One Sail at at Time for Over 3 Decades" 35:33

1d ago35:33

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This week Erik and David sit down with CRAB Sailing President and CEO, Paul "Bo" Bollinger Jr and volunteer skipper Steve Palmer to talk about their upcoming CRAB Cup, their new facility and how CRAB is excelling at allowing wounded veterans and other disabled children and adults to experience life on the water.…

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"Sleeping Beauty" DUI; 4 Kids-1 Birthday-Different Years; Penn State Grad Gives Golden Showers 1:08:07

6d ago1:08:07

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A Florida Man tried to play "possum" by pretending to be asleep after cops caught him driving drunk. It didn't work. Imgaine how convenient it would be to celebrate all 4 of your kids' birthdays all in one day. Easy to do if you had quadruplets. But what if all 4 were born in different years? One Penn State Grad showed off what he learned in colleg…

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Season 6, Episode 4: Steve Ross of S-RM discusses Cybersecurity Risks 10:59

7d ago10:59

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The Council of Supply Chain Management Professionals (CSCMP) and Supply Chain Xchange bring you this podcast filled with deep industry discussions. We talk to today’s top thought innovators, spanning topics across the entire supply chain. Supply Chain in the Fast Lane fast tracks topics you need to know from leaders you want to know. In this Sixth …

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Cuddling Coldplay Couple Caught; West VA Love Triangle; And A Crazy Wedding Stalker Toast 1:47:50

10d ago1:47:50

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By now if you are unaware of the couple caught like a deer in the headlights on a Coldplay concert "Kiss Cam", you're living under a rock. Well, my Insane FL Nephew Pancho Guero saw it and told me about it! So we have a lot of fun with it this week. Another lover caught in a tight squeeze happened in West Virginia and this one didn't have a kiss ca…

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Balls-Out Bowling; A 5-y/o's $3K Amazon Shopping Spree; & A 23-lb. Bouncing Baby Boy 1:14:13

13d ago1:14:13

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Pittsburghers were able to strike up some action without the cumbersome clothing for an afternoon of nekkid bowling. A toddler was able to strike it big on his parent's Amazon credit card when he ordered $3K in goodies. A mom struck a nerve when she shared the photo of her 23-pound bouncing baby boy on the Internet. Inside this Midweek BONUS Episod…

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Season 6, Episode 3: Paul Bingham of S&P Global Market Intelligence discusses economic instability and government policies 15:32

14d ago15:32

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The Council of Supply Chain Management Professionals (CSCMP) and Supply Chain Xchange bring you this podcast filled with deep industry discussions. We talk to today’s top thought innovators, spanning topics across the entire supply chain. Supply Chain in the Fast Lane fast tracks topics you need to know from leaders you want to know. In this Sixth …

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In a League of His Own w/ Arctos' Ian Charles 27:56

15d ago27:56

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[This episode originally aired on June 22, 2023] Ian Charles, the managing partner of Arctos’ Sports Partners, takes us inside the world of sports investing.By Bain & Company

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An Annabelle Conjuring; A Terrifying Teddy Bear; & Phone Porn On Your Lockscreen 1:37:48

17d ago1:37:48

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When an average Joe suddently dies in a paranormal mystery, not much is made of it. But when a paranormal investigator who is in Gettysburg, PA with Annabelle the doll turns up dead, you might want to look into that. What do you do if you find a lost teddy bear lying on a sidewalk in a shopping area? Would you freak out if you saw it looked like it…

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Stupid Super Speeder; Italian Flat Fiat; & A Meth-Smoking Birthday Train Hijacking 1:05:29

20d ago1:05:29

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A Florida Man got the award for the first person arrested for a new "super speeder" law that was in effect a mere TWO MINUTES. An Italian mechanic is shooting for a world record for his Fiat that is barely wide enough for one person to sit in. It was a birthday to remember for one Florida Man on meth who hijacked a train & picked up passengers arou…

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Season 6, Episode 2: Drew DeLong of Kearney discusses geopolitical risk 17:15

21d ago17:15

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The Council of Supply Chain Management Professionals (CSCMP) and Supply Chain Xchange bring you this podcast filled with deep industry discussions. We talk to today’s top thought innovators, spanning topics across the entire supply chain. Supply Chain in the Fast Lane fast tracks topics you need to know from leaders you want to know. In this Sixth …

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The BBL Smell; TSA Targets "Swamp Crotch"; & Beating Depression By Beating Off 1:34:20

24d ago1:34:20

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We've already talked about how guys AND gals are getting Brazilian Butt Lifts, but have we told you how you SMELL when you get one? The scanners at the airport can't smell, but they can detect "swamp crotch" that that will get you patted down by the TSA. All of this may sound depressing so we have a solution for that..."Just Beat It!". In this Week…

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Fancy Ice; Airline Gastroenteritis Explosion; & A Boyfriend Bonfire 1:13:17

27d ago1:13:17

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You know the heat is getting to New Yorkers when they're selling ice that's more expensive than the drink! Airline passengers were held hostage while one man spewed bodily fluids out of both ends during a flight. Talk about a "psycho girlfriend"...one poor guy was set ablaze at a gas station when his gal torched him at a gas station and then drove …

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Season 6, Episode 1: Mark Baxa sets the stage on this series focusing on key threats to our supply chains 13:24

28d ago13:24

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The Council of Supply Chain Management Professionals (CSCMP) and Supply Chain Xchange bring you this podcast filled with deep industry discussions. We talk to today’s top thought innovators, spanning topics across the entire supply chain. Supply Chain in the Fast Lane fast tracks topics you need to know from leaders you want to know. In this Sixth …

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Is the Classic Buyout Model Still Working? 7:17

29d ago7:17

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[This episode originally aired on March 1, 2021] We consider a critical question from Bain & Company's Global Private Equity Report.By Bain & Company

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Shelf-Like Butt; Pole-Dancer Grad Gift; and A Sprinter Spills His Junk 1:23:58

1M ago1:23:58

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Men are now trying to have a Kardasian butt when they go to the gym. A mom would do anything to show her pride for her graduating son--including getting pole dancers to perform across the school gate. The Pride of the USA was on full display when Chris Robinson had a very defined and a very live wardrobe malfunction while running for a 1st place pr…

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How a "Quarter Life Crisis" led to a superyacht reality TV show, life on the water & a Beneteau 510 47:48

1M ago47:48

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Episode 24 - This week Erik and David sit down with Chase Lemacks of "Chasing Grace" to find out how a boy from Charleston, South Carolina, traded in his entrepreneurial land life for a career in yachting that led to superyacht reality TV, to buying his own 50' sailboat and venturing off into the unknown.…

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A "Knock-Knock Joke" Stampede; Chatbot Marraige Proposal; Grandma Leaves Her Male Escort $1M 1:32:15

1M ago1:32:15

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When does a "knock-knock" joke cause a stampede? When you have someone stupid barge onto a stage in a school tournament with a backpack. When does a marraige proposal get stupid? When a man with a girlfriend & kids asks his A.I. Chatbot to marry him. When does the reading of a will get stupid? When the family finds out their grandma had a male esco…

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World's Best Farter-In Court? Rubber Bullet To The Groin! A "Lolita's Line" School Bus! 1:12:07

1M ago1:12:07

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If you have to face the judge, it's best to find a wardrobe that does not present you as the "World's Best Farter". ICE protests got one guy a rubber bullet to his manhood & he wound up in the hospital with some deflated balls. Some Canadian school children got to be in "Lolita's Line" as they boarded a school bus driven by a man in a pink school g…

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Gen AI in Private Equity: Game Changer or Work in Progress? 12:30

1M ago12:30

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On April 24, I joined the Spotlight On podcast for a conversation about the future of private equity. Naturally, we talked about the game-changing promise of generative AI, but I also sounded a note of caution. While we’ve seen remarkable enthusiasm and activity in deal sourcing operations and portfolio management, what we haven’t yet seen is the …

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Selfie In The Slammer; PA Can "FIll Your Hole; Ozempic Delivers BIG Results In Men 1:41:21

2M ago1:41:21

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Some people will go to new levels of stupidity to get that perfect selfie. Even if it means getting locked in a jail cell...by accident. A town in PA has found a catchy way for people to remember how to get their holes filled. Men have found a side effect from a diet drug that does not make their manhood thinner. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Gu…

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Vibe Coding and The Rise of AI Agents with Amjad Masad and Yohei Nakajima 58:59

2M ago58:59

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Amjad Masad (@amasad), founder and CEO of Replit, and Yohei Nakajima (@yoheinakajima), Managing Partner at Untapped Capital, joined Village Global partner Ben Casnocha for a live masterclass with Village Global founders. Takeaways: AI agents are rapidly evolving, with coding and deep research agents showing the most traction today. But general-purp…

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Cicada Craziness; "Fine Water" Tasting; & An 80ft. Phallus Seen From Space 1:14:27

2M ago1:14:27

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If you thought water was tasteless, think again. Apparently rich people have better taste in ways you've never expected. I know those crazy cicadas are big, but I didn't think they were big enough to cause a car crash. But if we're talking "big" nothing's bigger than what Google Maps caught from space that was carved into a baseball field. In this …

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Episode 83 - 2025 Member Guest Preview!!! 58:31

2M ago58:31

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Back by popular demand, Stu and Jimbo break down the field of the prestigious CCC Member Guest!

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Stealing Wind, Stolen Bathroom Vanity--On A BIKE; & A 200-y/o Condom 1:39:23

2M ago1:39:23

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You may have heard of "breaking wind", but stealing it? The Belgians have found themselves in a little "Dutch"... If you're remodeling your home in Memphis, TN you'd better secure your bathroom. Some bold theives rode off with a vanity on their BIKES. A Dutch museum is educating patrons on 17th century sex with a display of a condom made from a she…

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Executing as a Best-In-Class Firm: Operational Excellence From The Inside of Over 50 VC Firms with Kristen Ostro of Strut Consulting 50:23

2M ago50:23

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Jacob Mullins, Venture Partner at Village Global, welcomes Kristen Ostro, founder and CEO of Strut Consulting, to discuss the foundational elements that set venture capital firms up for long-term success. Kristen shares how her career began under the mentorship of Dick Kramlich at NEA, where she was trained in the core values and operational excell…

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Dancing Naked At 35,000 ft.; Ed The Zebra On The Loose; & Truck Nuts Ban In Idaho 1:08:13

2M ago1:08:13

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David danced naked before the Lord in the Old Testament in the Bible, but I don't think the Britih Airways crew member was getting religious in the World Club cabin toilet. It's pretty common to see a traffic jam on I-24 in Central TN but not caused by a zebra on the loose running down the interstate. If you're planning on driving to or through the…

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Bain’s 2025 Midyear Private Equity Report: Executive Summary 15:21

2M ago15:21

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Amid a turbulent year, is the industry poised for more of the same or a sudden turnaround? Read Bain's 2025 Midyear Private Equity Report here. Register for Bain's Private Equity Midyear Report 2025 Webinar on July 16 here.By Bain & Company

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Bear On The Stove; A Titillating Teams Call; & Fart-Infected Sinuses 1:54:03

2M ago1:54:03

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Imaging hearing a crash at 5am in your house & you are expecting to find a burglar. Instead, you see is a bear on your stove & a hole in your ceiling. It was a reality for a Kentucky homeowner. Imagine having a Teams meeting with your co-workers working from home when one stands up without realizing he's not wearing pants--OR underwear. And imagine…

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The Secret to Startup M&A: How To Set Your Companies Up for Big Outcomes with Ezra Roizen of Advsr 55:20

2M ago55:20

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Jacob Mullins, Venture Partner at Village Global, sits down with Ezra Roizen, General Manager of Advsr and author of "The Magic Box Paradigm," to demystify the world of startup mergers and acquisitions (M&A) on Jacob’s private podcast, VC Mastermind, which we are cross-posting on the Village Global podcast. Drawing on decades of experience as both …

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Stick A Fork in Mama; Fat Miss Piggy On A Plane; & Water-Based Cooking 1:14:01

2M ago1:14:01

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If you've had enough of your mother, just stick a fork in her. One woman tried...and failed. A bratty little pipsquek called a woman a "fat Miss Piggy" and got his head shoved into the window of an airline. The fat "Miss Piggy" got an FBI investigation. If you want to reverse aging, just start emplementing "water-based cooking"...a.k.a. "boiling". …

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A $640 "Rump" Watch; a Lowe's "Love Shack"; & The Final P00P Score 1:19:13

2M ago1:19:13

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If you ordered a fancy $640 Trump watch, you would expect it to have been made with spellcheck. A shopping trip to a Lowe's hardware store resulted in a discovery inside a storage shed that was not expected...which included a naked man & Vasoline. A beloved score bug seen on TV for years when 2 rival baseball teams played is being put to rest in a …

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A $140 Trillion Riddle, Wrapped in a Mystery, Inside of an Enigma 18:50

2M ago18:50

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[This episode originally aired on December 7, 2023] Today on the show, I have a lively conversation with Ashby Monk, the executive director of the Stanford Research Initiative on Long Term Investing. Ashby studies the inner workings of pension funds, sovereign wealth funds, endowments and foundations — in short all of those LPs that sit somewhere i…

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A Boob Cake For a 3-y/o; A Gum-Chewing Naked Intruder; & Exploding Birds 1:40:20

2M ago1:40:20

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How do you wean a 3-y/o from breast feeding? Let 'em eat cake! But does it have to be a "Boob Cake"? It's a big enough shock to come home to find a naked man in your bed & your house ransacked, but then you find a softball-size wad of gum that he left on your dining room table. It's not the "Plop-plop, fizz-fizz" that's blowing up birds in CA, but …

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Bare Nekkid Stupidity; 70,000 Dum-Dums; & "Nacho" Leggings Assault 1:10:25

3M ago1:10:25

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The best stupidity is naked stupidty & it's not just limited to airports. A Kentucky 7-y/o loves suckers but it was his mom who was the real sucker. If there's going to be an assault with food, it's probably going to happen in FL. And now, nachos have been declared a weapon between two lesbians who got into a fight over food. In this week's Midweek…

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Homeowner Moves In With Squatters; Chainsaw-Wielding Clown; & A Meth-Smoking Coon 33:21

3M ago33:21

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If you can't beat 'em--JOIN 'EM. A homeowner who was stunted by state law in evicting squatters in a home he's was trying to sell through a realtor, just moved in with them. The he PAID them to LEAVE. This is not a Steven King movie...it's for real...a neighborhood was shaken when police came in & arrested a CLOWN wielding a CHAINSAW. The Police we…

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Florida's Toilet Seat Cut; British Beaver Farts; And A Pants-less FL Man Named "Charles Dickens" 1:09:17

3M ago1:09:17

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This is Florida's way of dropping bread crumbs so you remember how to get somewhere, except it's not bread crumbs--it's toilet seats. A UK Beaver Officer explains the importance of beaver farts. Meet a man walking around without pants in Florida who told police he goes by the name of "Charles Dickens". In this Midweek BONUS Episode... 0.000001% Cha…

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Navigating the Evolution of Private Equity: An Interview with Hugh MacArthur 25:11

3M ago25:11

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This past December, I joined the M&A Science Podcast for a wide ranging interview about my 30 year career at Bain and the evolution of the private equity industry. My host did a superb job of walking us through the pivotal moments when the industry was forced to reinvent itself. In this current moment of uncertainty, the interview serves as a tim…

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The Lop-Sided "Crooked Man"; Parents' Stupid Daycare Requests; & The Raging Car Pooper 1:41:58

3M ago1:41:58

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If you are only half-interested in working out, just work out half of your body. Then you'll look like the famous "Trap Man". Parents are the worst nightmare for daycare workers and teachers. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has proof. Road ragers have upped their game from just yelling at you or cutting you off, to pooping on your hood. In this…

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Walmart Locks Up Your Meat; Woodpecker With High-T; & A.I. "Wisdom" 1:12:45

3M ago1:12:45

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You know it's bad when you have to have your meat locked up at Walmart. A Florida neighborhood has a high testosterone problem...with a woodpecker. If you have some stupid B.S. to share, then give it to Google Gemini & you'll sound like Socrates! In this Midweek BONUS Episode... The Latest Protein Hack: Snacking on a Wedge of Parmesan Cheese A Man …

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SV The Crooked Anchor - Snakes on a boat and the ultimate cruising strategy, "We're not retired either, we just quit!" 41:31

3M ago41:31

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This week, Erik and David sit down with Captain Ken and Miss Kelly from SV The Crooked Anchor as they dive a little deeper into their cruising lifestyle, how it "nourishes their soul", and more about their "Fiasco of the year" winning moment when they woke up with a large python aboard their catamaran, ready for a sail.…

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Stupid Sanders Prank, A Rat Salad, & The Sperm Race Winner 1:56:27

3M ago1:56:27

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I love a good prank as much as anyone, but the moron who pulled the NFL Draft prank on Shedeur Sanders was a bona-fide low-life. Who ever made the salad for one lady in a restaurant forgot to ask her if she wanted to upcharge the order with some fresh rodent! To highlight male fertility, the first-ever Sperm Race was held & won by who else? A guy n…

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Pope Francis, Club "Bouncer"; Beer Cave Potty; & A Pizzaria's "Bitching Fee" 1:21:13

3M ago1:21:13

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Did you know the former Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church was a club bouncer in his native Argentina? A woman who really had to "go", went in a beer cave at a PA convenience store despite the bathroom being located right next door. If you don't like something at this pizza shop, you're gonna get billed for bitchin' about it. In this Midweek BONU…

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The Rise and Rise of the Secondary Market w/ Lexington Partners’ Wilson Warren 26:07

3M ago26:07

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A 30-year veteran shares why the secondary market’s growth continues to surprise him.By Bain & Company

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Hammer To The Cheekbones; Bare Minimum For A Husband; & Frozen Brazillian Butt 1:35:37

3M ago1:35:37

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My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is surrounded by viruses from his 2 "Little Panchos" & is still waiting for them to find the one remaining Easter egg. He, in the meantime, is just in "survival mode"... He also delves into the new trend of "looksmaxxing". We also hear about a social media influencer who wasn't prepared for a photo shoot in a bik…

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A Cotton-Pickin' Democrat; A 911 McD's Order; A Principal's Foot Rub 1:06:31

3M ago1:06:31

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A Texas Democrat found herself alone in the cotton patch after some stupid remarks she made at a church. A emergency dispatcher found herself in the wrong place to order McDonald's--while she's taking a 911 call. An elementary school Asst. Principal found herself in the wrong place to get a foot rub by a 13-y/o student--in her office. In this Midwe…

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Sperm Race Betting; Foster Mom Trades Kid For Pet Monkey; & The Assassination Culture 1:58:43

4M ago1:58:43

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If you're puppies can swim, you will be the fastest fertilizer! If your Foster Mom doesn't like you, she might trade you off for a pet monkey! If you don't like who was elected president, you don't have the option to assassinate them! But some left-of-center people didn't get that memo. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew is trying to get through all…

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Airport Strip-downs; Pet Chicken Thief; & An Alabama Lunch Lady Teen Lover 1:12:41

4M ago1:12:41

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It seems nowadays more women choose to take off all their clothes in airports. Police nab a man who nabbed "Polly" the pet chicken & had to perform an intervention. School lunches may not taste very good, but school lunch ladies sure do...especially for a 16-y/o. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... A Fake Trucking Company Stole 80,000 Pounds of Meat W…

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