S07E01: Biloxi Blues Betamax Rewind With Matt And Doug podcast

2:24:53

Not many podcast notes this week... Doug needs to go early because of reasons... Matt drops truth bombs... Doug nearly shatters Matt's universe... Doug is our group's Jeffrey Epstein... Matt gets a DUI... Shots fired at a beautiful lady... Matt blows rings... Rick Moranis plays against type... Doug is hung up on Hunger Games... Panties dropping all over the place... A big movie coming up next week... Do you shell a team or let off the gas...…

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S16E10: Dirty Harry 2:17:04

14 days ago2:17:04

2:17:04

Jen's juicy fat tits... Can you say Eskimo anymore... Rim jobs, you aren't the first... Matt objectifies women... Doug doesn't know Metallica... Matt changes his porn provider of choice... Racism still exists... The boys beat (up on) the Beautiful Penis... A breach turd... Doug is mean to Matt... Eating pussy while high... Matt tries to say flatso in an inoffensive way... Doug can't stop fucking with his mic arm... All this and more...…

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S16E07: The Blob 2:31:05

20 days ago2:31:05

2:31:05

You ever see a podcast come apart like that... Matt forgot to take notes again... Different lubes for jerkin' off... Big jugs discussion again... Peeing in the shower again... Podcast stats again... Doug just doesn't try anymore again... Doug expects Matt to pull clips he doesn't ask for and will be upset if he doesn't... A movie that bombed at the box office... Disgraced Packers... Matt brings up people no one on the podcast has ever heard of... Doug bemoans next week's movie... Matt issues a challenge for next week's movie... The hanging man...…

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S16E09: Force 10 from Navarone 2:43:18

20 days ago2:43:18

2:43:18

Doug drops acid... American exceptionalism... Celeb deaths... Bath tub jizz... More talk about Jen's jugs... Some audio issues, but nowhere near what it has been... A movie that is a sequel...kind of... Oooh...the Germans... All that plus a young Harrison Ford in a movie that kind of sort of works...…

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S16E08: Dead Poet's Society 2:40:48

30 days ago2:40:48

2:40:48

Doug nearly scares a woman to death... Matt will never be classy... S-word fights... Doug drinks piss... Parents forbid stuff... Podcast has to be paused so ice cream can be made... An audio glitch... Suicidal ideation... Doug says a bad word... Doug makes a mockery of everything that is good and pure in this world... Much shorter than I expected...…

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S16E06: Crocodile Dundee 2:20:08

6 weeks ago2:20:08

2:20:08

That's not a podcast, this is a podcast... Crikey... Doug is a cocksucker, even Matt's mom says so... Doug likes Australia... Can you find the part that Matt cut... Matt tells lies... Apparently Jen has big jugs... Matt doesn't jerk off for a year... Women shouldn't cheat... Jeff Goldblum doesn't like certain things... Neither host can nail down a good accent... The Last of Us still has an actress that can't act... All that and more...…

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S16E05: Three O'Clock High 2:54:22

7 weeks ago2:54:22

2:54:22

If you don't want to hear about high school nostalgia this one might not be for you... I would have bet cash money this would be shorter than 2:15... And I would have lost... We're just simple men, we like simple pleasures... Doug is a human toilet seat... Matt breaks someone else's toys... Biggest 80s action stars... Weed talk with Matt and Doug... Having sex with crazy people... Smoking in the boys room... Hand jobs and blow jobs... Hot high school teachers... Doug had more game than Matt and this makes Matt spiral... Who gets the last word this week...…

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S16E04: Rambo: First Blood Part II 2:31:47

8 weeks ago2:31:47

2:31:47

Matt is a liar... Joey pees everywhere... Doug does community service... Doug talks about another movie at length and dog death... Instead of not paying his internet bill Doug opts to not pay his electric bill... Lots of talk of whelming... Vaginas in the wild... What Matt says as he's about to go deep... Lastly there's a section where I swear Doug makes as many sexual euphemisms as possible without actually saying anything sexual...…

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S16 E03: Scanners 2:56:38

9 weeks ago2:56:38

2:56:38

Joey AKA Scanner joins the show... What is a handjob... Doug is mean to Matt... Doug can't be waved off... Friends... Matt is a champion... Doug is a dick...again... Some good acting... Who gets the last word this week... A little uneven, but what isn't...

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S16 E02: Beverly Hills Cop 2:52:44

10 weeks ago2:52:44

2:52:44

Matt gets his feelings hurt... RIP Mitchel... Did Matt go too far... People actually read this shit, who knew... Stupid dog... Matt moves back into the master bedroom... Bourbon talk... Doug is an alcoholic... Doug is dick... Doug pulls a power move every week... Matt pulls a rocket reference out of his ass... Doug texts pornographic materials in the middle of the podcast... Matt's jokes are too smart for the average bear... Is it an all-timer or an all-time disappointment...…

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S16E01: Cruising 2:32:59

11 weeks ago2:32:59

2:32:59

Why are Matt and Doug going to hell, let me count the ways... Gay jokes... More gay jokes... Yet even more gay jokes... Pope jokes... Thong watching... A new season, a troubling Doug theme... A movie with ambiguity... Matt knows the S&M terminology a little too well... Guys getting stabbed all over the place... Literally and figuratively... We assume the position and lube up for a leather daddy fantasy... Season 16 fists its way open...…

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S15E17: Happy Death Day 2:16:56

12 weeks ago2:16:56

2:16:56

A musical episode... Puberty... Yub Nub... Deja Vu all over again... Funk from the junk... T-shirts' true use... Tree or Tre... Matt realizes he's STILL a terrible person... Doug explains the Houdini... A live guest in studio... The end of an era... Will Ferrell walks past naked... A puppet meme... Season 15 stabs its way to the end...…

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S15E16: Tears of the Sun 2:41:53

13 weeks ago2:41:53

2:41:53

A clip from the past... Doug doesn't smoke... Matt burns his house down... Matt sleeps with someone new... Doug is a dick... Matt is on the spectrum and has no 'tism' hand... Doug contributes to the notes for the first time... Soul talk... Matt tries to make some jokes in a non-funny movie... Doug gets it wrong...again... For the record rock to the heart...…

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S15E15: The Fly 2:15:25

14 weeks ago2:15:25

2:15:25

Once again Matt didn't take notes during the podcast... Matt has a birthday and gets his bucket list denied... Doug doesn't care about green jackets... Matt flashes a stranger... Ball shaving... Swearing is sexy... The podcast is getting more mature... No delays, just shitty podcasting... Is the movie stupid sci-fi horror or a genuinely good/great film... Doug proclaims he is the comedy engine of the podcast... All that and more as we get gene spliced with...…

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S15E14: The Terminator 2:24:46

15 weeks ago2:24:46

2:24:46

Cut or uncut... What shoes are for old people... Doug living the bachelor life... Doug gets creeped out by phone sex Matt... Is it a classic or a classic disappointment... Matt adds to the list of stupid shit he wants to do... Doug makes a plan to shoot Matt with a gun... Trash can theft... Unnecessary sex scenes... Doug really leans on the Matt is a bum trope... A doc to watch as an 80s child in Wisco... A couple of odd breaks, but I think we hid most of them...…

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S15E12: Body Double 2:36:57

16 weeks ago2:36:57

2:36:57

Sometimes you just leave the mistakes in... Doug let himself go... Matt works hard on the podcast... Jeffrey Dahmer... Hierarchy of cheating... Matt pees and doesn't come back... Is taking panties out of the trash weird... Visitors... Ethics in porn... Dig into the trash and take a deep breath.. All that and more as we talk about...…

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S15E12: Above the Law 2:33:34

17 weeks ago2:33:34

2:33:34

Napalm sticks to kids... Underwear talk... Is Pam Grier hot... Pedo jokes... Do nuns shave... Confessions... Circle jerks... Doug is a sodomist... When is a popped collar appropriate... Do priests compare confessions... Matt wants to try heroin... Is Sharon Stone in this film... Matt takes umbrage with something Doug did... Look at the podcast episode image, Matt works hard on this shit...…

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S15E11: The Hitcher 2:11:40

18 weeks ago2:11:40

2:11:40

Vocal fry or head injury, you decide... Once again Matt didn't take notes... Once again Matt will eat garbage... Doug doesn't understand why Jen married Matt... Oscar caliber acting... A date movie... Doug isn't fooled by subterfuge... Is 1923 This is Us in the old West... Battlestar Galactica talk... All this and more...…

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S15E10: Tron 2:11:18

19 weeks ago2:11:18

2:11:18

Matt is supposed to take notes during the podcast... He didn't... At least Doug paid his internet bill this week... Fewer whores this week... Doug is a Milwaukee celebrity... Matt is having someone look into his ass... Matt prepares for divorce... Doug watched this movie so long ago the movie is a dot to him... A technological marvel, is it marvelous... A film where every character has two names, yet Matt calls one character by a different name the entire time... All this and more as the boys hit the game grid and plays some...…

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S15E09: Unforgiven 2:29:51

20 weeks ago2:29:51

2:29:51

Death of a legend... Doug's internet woes continue... Should we just call this a whore cast... How our wives improved us... The delay in our show just allows more time to fill our hearts... Is the movie as good as advertised, or just over-rated... Whores...whores everywhere... All that and more as we put on our cowboy hat and see if we're...…

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S15E08: Escape from Alcatraz 2:10:39

22 weeks ago2:10:39

2:10:39

Audio issues 'cause Doug won't pay for non dial-up internet... Probably a few janky edits... Podcasting on a weeknight... Matt and Doug get called out for being dicks... A bed that could have been good... Kevin Costner appears...or doesn't... A competition for who watches crappier filler... A podcast that sound like episode 5, not episode 255... They can't all be winners...…

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S15E07: Battleground 2:43:18

23 weeks ago2:43:18

2:43:18

Sharing or oversharing information... Smell the fart acting... Doug retains council... An old movie... Doug misses an obvious thing... Lots of clips... Matt gets pissy about politics... Doug is in his WW2 element... Lots of stock footage, if only we had stock podcast audio... All this and more in black and white and in 4:3...…

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S15E06: Child's Play 1:55:37

23 weeks ago1:55:37

1:55:37

Milestone schmilestone, shortest podcast ever... Both boys get taken to task... Dick picks a fight at a convenience store... Doug starts a podcast without Matt... The unsingable bed song... A house divided cannot stand... All this and more as we talk through...

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S15E05: Tank 2:18:24

24 weeks ago2:18:24

2:18:24

An apology... The season of Loggia is over, but the season of single word/syllable titles continues... Does Matt need therapy... Possible subtle racism... A phone call in the middle of the podcast... Is it cold in Tennessee... Does Matt know what a banger is... Goes longer than expected...

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S15E04: Big 2:34:11

25 weeks ago2:34:11

2:34:11

Throwing haymakers from the opening bell... What do you do after you poop your pants... First time seeing boobs in the wild... Going out with someone because you want to get laid... Fantasies about the end of the world... Defining relationships suck... Does getting your salad tossed change your life... Going back, would you do it... Matt's hot take on the film... A day earlier than thought, so you're welcome... All that and more as Matt and Doug get...…

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S15E03: Thief 2:35:21

26 weeks ago2:35:21

2:35:21

Anal sex... Matt is passive aggressive... Doug needs some throat lube... Long clips... Jerkin' off in the middle of the podcast... Doug is a fucking idiot... Ring size... Matt's story "I, Thief" is part of his book Anger, Theft, Murder, and other Niceties" available on Amazon along with his other books https://www.amazon.com/Anger-Theft-Murder-other-Niceties/dp/1980756694 ... Ethics of thieving... Nobody has noticed, but the season logo is evolving...…

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S15E02: Jagged Edge 2:57:56

27 weeks ago2:57:56

2:57:56

Will Doug win the game... Matt is disgusting and lucky to have a wife... Doug segment shames Matt... Matt is old... Doug is a hypocrite... The boys honor the passing of a legend...multiple times... Idiom corrections... Distrust of the legal system... Coincidences... All this as Matt and Doug take the witness stand and promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, even if it is disgusting...…

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S15E01: Bloodsport 2:21:12

28 weeks ago2:21:12

2:21:12

Season 15 screams to a start...in slow motion... Matt gets off the dole... Doug thinks about his future... Kids have no respect... Matt refuses to get an iPhone... An acting tour de force... Winner takes all at the Kumite... All this and much more...

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S14E16: Jurassic Park 2:57:40

29 weeks ago2:57:40

2:57:40

A big fuckin' film.. Technical issues...again...Doug really needs to pay his internet bill... Judging relationships... Why you should watch where you sit... Some behind the scenes recordings... Was Thanos right... Uses for jello... Matt hates Miles Teller... Doug decides it's his turn to be a naysayer... Not gonna say what part, but I honestly think the honesty might have gone too far this week with one admission... An RCH under three hours... All that and more as we close the door on the raptors and season 14...…

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S14E15: Out of Sight 3:05:06

30 weeks ago3:05:06

3:05:06

Christmas recaps... There is nothing wrong with girls' trips... How would the boys do in prison... How much to kill someone... Doug says Beyonce sucks... New York or Boston... Matt and Jen are both Curmudgeons... Matt calls an audible on next week... Back over three for the first time in a hot minute...…

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S14E14: Code of Silence 2:35:17

31 weeks ago2:35:17

2:35:17

Doug still hasn't paid internet bill... Joey won't get let back into the building... Matt gets confused... Damn we're old... Amazon shopping... Chuck Norris is a true "acting" role... Earworms, earworms everywhere... Other stuff probably happened as well... Aaron Rodgers... Plans for the new Shangri-La... It was sloppy, but isn't a sloppy one better than none at all...as long as there is no teeth...…

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S14E13: Silent Night Deadly Night 2:41:16

32 weeks ago2:41:16

2:41:16

Grab a shirt and rip that mother fucker open... Joey returns for 5th time... Doug is in trouble if his spouse dies... Doug as a public servant... A repeated SOTW.?... Matt gets no respect, self or otherwise... An actual produced bed... Fantasy Football ... Pool tables...not just for oral any more... Hot nuns... Matt cries again... There are some pauses in here, but use them as moments of self-reflection or go fuck yourself...…

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S14E12: Megaforce 2:29:28

33 weeks ago2:29:28

2:29:28

Doug questions his masculinity... Both Matt and Doug are judgemental pricks... Matt cries....multiple times... An earworm... Spandex uniforms and mushroom heads... Thumbs in asses... A movie so complicated neither Matt nor Doug understood exactly what happened... Matt says he can beat up a celebrity... Announcement of the Christmas movie and the return of a guest... Matt throws some shade... All that and more...…

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S14E11: Johnny Be Good 2:10:22

34 weeks ago2:10:22

2:10:22

A movie with a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes... Matt is in a funk... Thanksgiving... Doug finds some hidden treasure... Matt's son provides podcast gold... How realistic is the idea of being offered stuff for a 5 star recruit... All that plus a few things more...

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S14E10: Dangerous Liaisons 3:02:21

35 weeks ago3:02:21

3:02:21

Dougzan...all I'm gonna say is Dougzan...

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S14E09: Maximum Overdrive 2:16:27

36 weeks ago2:16:27

2:16:27

The beginning sounds like ass 'cause Matt forgot to hit record... Timezones, who do they work... Doug likes to gaslight people... Matt is a big pussy... Doug takes in the arts... Doug poops in a cave and is ashamed... Matt poops in his pants and is not... A movie can exist by any rules it wants, but it has to obey those rules... Doug throws a curveball for next week... All that and more as we hit the gas and go into...…

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S14E08: Repo Man 2:28:46

37 weeks ago2:28:46

2:28:46

Doug closes his eyes and becomes invisible... Poop or fruit... Matt finds to find subtext and layers to the movie... Lots of technical issues on both sides... Doug is busy stuffing columns... Matt gets verklempt about some stupid bull-shit... A super highly rated movie, do they like it... All this and more as we steal back the stuff you won't pay for in...…

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S14E07: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home 2:43:52

38 weeks ago2:43:52

2:43:52

I honestly don't know what to write here... I'm drinking and taking Oxy so my judgement is questionable... Dan joins us for a non-Indy podcast... One minor audio fuck-up early, but not bad... Doug tries to rationalize why this is our fall holiday podcast... Matt is adapting to life as a shut-in... Lots of geek moments... Are goths sexy... Would you go to the future if you had a chance... All this and more as we go back to the past to save the future... Updated…

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S14E06: Eye of the Needle 2:25:51

39 weeks ago2:25:51

2:25:51

Matt has surgery... Matt is on drugs... Inappropriate humor... Doug asks for one clip and Matt nails it... Fear of being crippled... Doug has a war boner... Saw films... Other stuff... All this and more as we go back to World War II England for...

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S14E05: Lock Up 2:12:58

40 weeks ago2:12:58

2:12:58

Technical issues... Is 3:00 on a Thursday a bad time to do a podcast... Jobs lost, jobs gained, jobs put on hold... Anal in The Omen... Matt and Doug are old... Tristar... Prison fears... Which is worse, a snitch or a chomo... Sly gives speeches... All this and more as we tackle yet another men in prison film...…

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S14E04: Omen III The Final Conflict 2:40:57

41 weeks ago2:40:57

2:40:57

Matt has a trip... Doug slides down the dinosaur... Matt is depressed... Doug contemplates splitting up his fortune... Ball shaving... A boatload of porn is up for auction... Does working for the devil have a matching 401k... Monologues, lots of monologues... A bit that goes on too long but doesn't get cut... Does parenting take a back seat to any job... All this plus lots of stuff that will make sure Matt goes to hell...…

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S14E03: Attack Force Z 2:05:33

42 weeks ago2:05:33

2:05:33

Doug's left ball... Matt parties with kids... Doug's voice via AI... Fake Facebook fights... Gun talk... Doug talks about homophobic smoking... Can you drink water that has had a body marinating in it... Joker 2 talk... The devil... An Easter Egg for Matt... All this and more as we throw a shrimp on the barbie and say Zed instead of Z for this week's movie...…

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S14E02: Witchboard 1:55:31

43 weeks ago1:55:31

1:55:31

Listen to hear how fast Doug can race through a movie... The intricacies of spirits and contacting them... Matt gets bad news about his back and learns he has something in common with Dolphins... Doug meets some dogs... Doug berates Matt's choices...about life and the podcast... Coming in well under two hours it's our shortest podcast yet... Not even gratuitous bush helped Doug swallow this film and he swallows, trust me... All this and more as we pick up the plan chard and try to conjure up listeners...…

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S14E01: Bachelor Party 2:46:22

45 weeks ago2:46:22

2:46:22

Season 14 kicks off and this episode has everything... Technical issues... Doug bullies little kids... Matt living the bachelor life... After 220 episodes Voldemort is mentioned by name... Underwear shopping... Matt makes it all serious... Doug learns to spell... Anal bleaching... All that and so much more as we prep for trip down the aisle in...…

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S13E19: Regarding Henry 3:00:19

46 weeks ago3:00:19

3:00:19

A movie that made both Matt and Doug choke up or cry... Guests and guest rules are brought up... Matt, apparently is a terrible person... Matt, apparently is a terrible person... That isn't a double post, that is two separate instances of him being a terrible person... Doug suggests ways Matt could be a less worse person, but to Matt that seems like a lot of work... Doug bemoans that Matt gets sidetracked... Doug triggers Matt... Doug can't tell his meet cute story... Matt deletes a story because he likes having a roof over him... Season 14's first two movies get announced... Podcast sneaks over 3 hours by an RCH for the first time in a hot minute... All this and more as season 13 stumbles to an finish...…

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S13E18: The Last of the Mohicans 2:59:47

47 weeks ago2:59:47

2:59:47

A special guest up top... Matt steers into the slide... A year where Matt's life fell apart... An old segment returns... Monroe! Oral sex before soap... A reverse heel turn... An attempt at something new... The final movie of the unlucky 13th season is announced... A possible future guest is talked about... An RCH under 3 hours to avoid union overtime... More editing than normal with no cuts... All this and more as Matt and Doug talk about:…

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S13E17: Saturn 3 2:22:05

48 weeks ago2:22:05

2:22:05

Lies that end up being true... Did Matt's mom get fingered in high school... Doug internet bill listen for the GoFundMe link in the podcast... A 3rd party review of The Acolyte... weird hairs on Matt and Doug and others... Matt gets dumped at an amusement park... Bathroom etiquette... May December relationships... No edits, which may be a mistake... A surprise that no one will notice... All this and more as Matt and Doug graduate from the 80s for season 13...…

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S13E16: Blood Simple 2:09:20

49 weeks ago2:09:20

2:09:20

Two podcast hosts...one depressed and one tired...but both in pain. Perhaps some Faltor-pan or Pon-Far is in order? I'll be honest, this one is rough, which is unfair for this movie... Doug's last 80s film for the season... Timing is off for the first half... Just kind of discombobulated... Doug does his best to gaslight Matt...and vice versa...or is it all in Doug's head? The Beautiful Vagina approves her nom de plume and promptly gets her Facebook stalked... Oh, they also talk about a movie, but it insists upon itself... Let's be honest, this is just filler until next week's 80s film season topper... Note: we reset about 48 minutes in to fix the delay, but I left it all in just for the listeners... Bite the pillow, 'cause we're going in dry...…

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S13E15: The Falcon and the Snowman 2:23:44

50 weeks ago2:23:44

2:23:44

Matt goes to NC... Doug goes to the state fair... Talk of dogs... Watching the Olympics...or not... A movie about selling secrets to the Ruskies... Matt totally blanks on an important question... Is there such a thing as a beautiful vagina...or a beautiful penis? All this, plus a reveal of Doug's last 80's movie…

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S13E14: Star Trek III The Search for Spock 2:26:08

51 weeks ago2:26:08

2:26:08

Clocked in way shorter than expected... Matt gets preferred parking... Doug shames an opposing coach... Doug has connection issues... The beautiful penis' paramour checks in... Can the high from WoK be continued... Does the search hold up to scrutiny... And an anniversary... All this and more this week as we dive into...…

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S13E13: The non-rivercast 45:45

52 weeks ago45:45

45:45

Matt and Doug are recovering from not being on the river... Hungover and tired is no way to go through life son... A play by play break-down of what went down after we lost access to the cabin where we used to canoe... The last trip? Who knows...

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S13E12: Popeye 2:40:25

1 year ago2:40:25

2:40:25

A vetoed movie boomerangs back for discussion thanks to the death of one of its stars... Should it have stayed vetoed? Trump dodges a bullet... Friends...what does it mean? Is this Doug or Matt's movie? 210 films in, where does Popeye rank, is it rank? If you haven't seen it already, go check out No Way Out with Kevin Costner. It's awesome... All that, plus a movie-less week followed by a palette cleanser...…

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S13E11: To Live and Die in LA 2:38:32

1 year ago2:38:32

2:38:32

A month later than expected we finally get to see the guy from CSI's dong... Judging nipples... Matt losing his jackin' lotion... Adrenaline junkies... Do we actually know what happened in this movie... A movie that is as much about style as it is about substance... All this plus the can gets kicked down the road another week as more celebrities die...…

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S13E10: Mr. Mom 2:32:32

1 year ago2:32:32

2:32:32

Matt is alive...kind of. Doug takes a pee... Not a political podcast, but we can't not address the elephant in the room... Both realize they don't deserve their wives... We honor Martin Mull...without acknowledging it. Lots of cuck and other c-word talk. Betamax Rewind has their first video, let us know if you want to see it... Will we ever get to the next regular movie? All this and more as we strap-on...an apron for...…

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S13E09: Kelly's Heroes 2:39:08

1 year ago2:39:08

2:39:08

Honoring a Legend Matt's on drugs... Doug forgot the Facebook post... Lots of guns being described... Lots of movies Matt has never seen talked about... Does a Doug all-timer hold up? Does Matt like the film? All that and we look forward to getting back to 80s films...

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S13E08: The Bedroom Window 2:06:40

1 year ago2:06:40

2:06:40

A Hitchcockian thriller or a massive disappointment? Matt becomes a mentor... A teacher pleads for the youth to stay in school so they don't end up like Doug... Ethics of cheating... And how wives have improved lives... Ethics of reporting crimes... A legend will be honored... Star Wars somehow continues to dig down... Matt's expiration comes ever closer... Are you sure? I'm not just sure...…

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S13E07: The Toxic Avenger 2:10:50

1 year ago2:10:50

2:10:50

Matt has a cold heart, but he'll be dead soon so it's no bother. Tipping talk... Matt has psychic powers... A cult classic... Is it trash or is it great... 80s muffs... Dead dogs... Uncomfortable moments... Nazis... And much more...

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S13E06: Footloose 2:54:25

1 year ago2:54:25

2:54:25

Matt's gonna die... Independent Matt is dead... Jen is old... Can you hit a woman... Lots of parent related stuff... Took four years, but finally wife of show Jen makes a full appearance... A classic 80s movie is finally discussed... Let's dance...

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S13E05: Dead Calm 2:22:56

1 year ago2:22:56

2:22:56

Apparently Matt is passive aggressive... Can you be hot without a soul... Is sex work harder for men or women... Doug makes up a bunch of female body parts that don't exist... White pants, required by law... Kids as projectiles... Dogs as shields... Next week should be interesting... All this and more as Matt and Doug raise the mast on:…

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S13E04: American Gigolo 2:05:50

1 year ago2:05:50

2:05:50

Matt (tries to) give an apology... May December relationships... Wearing underwear... Commencement speeches... Hanging dong... Sex workers... And other stuff...

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S13E03: Running Scared 2:54:44

1 year ago2:54:44

2:54:44

Podcast goes a little longer than it has recently... Matt tries to figure out how to cheat... Matt and Doug are old... A special guest in the middle of the podcast... Does anybody ride for free? Cops... Can Doug get off the losing streak? Matt and Doug beg someone to sue them... All that and more...

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S13E02: Pet Sematary 2:11:52

1 year ago2:11:52

2:11:52

Wednesday night terror... Bury your pets, bury your kids, bury your wives...or don't. Doug takes a bath... Is this movie just a series of bad decisions one after the other? How Matt learned to spell cemetery... Does Matt believe in God... How many Star Trek references will come up? Ethics. Just ethics... Lastly can Doug keep his streak alive?…

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S13E01: Iron Eagle 2:26:31

1 year ago2:26:31

2:26:31

It's 13 seasons in, you think I would know that I really should take notes during the podcast so I know what to put here... I apologize the recording got mixed up in a few places...couldn't be avoided Matt's bell needs a viagra. Doug needs a bell... Matt dreams... Doug laments the plight of the working man... Weed smoking vs. alcohol... How insecure are air force bases... A movie that might be great, might be bad, might be somewhere in the middle... Doug is mean...Matt is disgusting... All this plus probably more...…

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S12E17: The Fugitive 2:35:47

1 year ago2:35:47

2:35:47

Season 12 limps to a close as Matt and Doug join OJ in a search for the real killer... Fart clarification... Awkward cut... Great movie... Doug doesn't read the show notes he's sent ahead of time as they both jump from the train of...

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S12E16: Batman Mask of the Phantasm 2:21:10

1 year ago2:21:10

2:21:10

Batman... Animated... Mark Hamill... Animated... Unlike last week, no edits. Literally none. One recording. Doug's non-80s film takes a turn to the crayons as Matt and Doug look at an animated feature that bombed at the box office Passed on a guest and passed on a substitute movie, can Matt get past his hang-ups and can Doug get past his rose-colored glasses as we look at THE animated version of the Bat If anyone feels like they want to guest on next week's episode let us know…

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S12E15: Hangar 18 2:10:24

1 year ago2:10:24

2:10:24

Hangar 18... A movie that needs an introduction because it was lost like tears in the wind... A tradition dies... Matt tries to plug a leak... Fart catching conversation continues... Podcast lies are revealed... Popeye has cancer... Please stop touching things... And stop cutting things... All this and more...…

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S12E14: Commando 2:54:35

1 year ago2:54:35

2:54:35

Doug returns... and gets a psyche eval... Orgasmic farts... We discuss Return to Me... Apparently Matt is a gaslighter... Matt Vetoed a movie so we did Commando... Arnold impressions... A rare instance where something is redacted... We move to Wednesdays apparently... A shift in the movie? All this and more...…

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S12E13: Return to Me 2:18:08

1 year ago2:18:08

2:18:08

Jen joins the show for a (tear) jerk(er)... A surprise guest appears... The first actual crying during a podcast occurs... Lots of rabbit holes, lots of talking about relationships... Unlike Matt this podcast goes deep and hits the cervix of your ears... Matt and Jen take a deep dive on ethics, relationships, and organ transplants...…

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S12E12: Tightrope 2:44:07

1 year ago2:44:07

2:44:07

A cop on the edge... A cop that likes edging... When do you have to tell your friends and what do you have to tell your friends about their significant others... Doug taking some time away from the podcast and then next TWO movies are announced... All when we discuss someone with resting Clint face...…

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S12E11: Spring Break 2:35:19

1 year ago2:35:19

2:35:19

Matt gets cheated on... Doug passes up a blow job... Matt changes his grades... Doug vacations in 3rd world countries... Spring Break...what it what it was supposed to be and what it actually was. Is it the same thing or not? Am I talking about the movie or real life? So much wool you could knit a sweater... Longer than it's been in awhile (our wives won't ever say that), but honestly a fun podcast... All this plus Doug needs to pay his internet bill... Take a breather before the handcuffs come out...…

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S12E10: The Serpent and the Rainbow 2:08:48

1 year ago2:08:48

2:08:48

Matt is a firm believer in figuring it out later... A bed for the ages... Lots of DP talk... Short podcast... Talks about the soul and what happens to it... Was Doug a Nazi in a former life... Podcast ends with a bang...

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S12E09: The Flamingo Kid 2:50:32

1 year ago2:50:32

2:50:32

Sometimes I think this podcast might get too personal... Doug is a child... Cream pie videos... What we want for our kids... Body shaming is okay, because our bodies are shit... Missed opportunities... Matt's wife will learn some things... Yes, the mistake was left in on purpose... And sweet Georgia Brown...…

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S12E08: The Star Chamber 2:27:04

1 year ago2:27:04

2:27:04

An honest to god discussion about ethics... How much porn is too much porn... Putting people on a pedestal... Avoiding cancer... OJ Simpson... All that and more...

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S12E07: The Dogs of War 2:17:50

1 year ago2:17:50

2:17:50

Something something and let slip the Dogs of War Super Bowl outrage? Impressions. Impressions everywhere. Lots of callbacks, but most were to next week. Matt is scared of cops. Doug makes people watch Barbie. All that and more

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S12E06: Action Jackson 2:47:29

1 year ago2:47:29

2:47:29

A name that means something... A review of talking to a legend... How many women have we seen naked... What makes Matt cry... A movie that has a ton of "that guy"... A good return to the norm...

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S12E05: An interview with Ginger Lynn 59:27

1 year ago59:27

59:27

Huge thanks to the amazing Ginger Lynn for popping in to talk to Matt and Doug for about an hour. Got cut a little short because Ginger was feeling a little under the weather, but we got through about the first half of what would have been too long of an interview. A follow-up convo may happen. If the world ends today, Matt and Doug talked to THE Ginger Lynn and you didn't! Plus a shift to the next movie in the hopper due to the passing of Carl Weathers.…

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S12E04: Teen Witch 2:44:28

1 year ago2:44:28

2:44:28

It starts with an announcement. It's a big deal, at least to us. A movie that is a cult classic that no one saw in the theater, but a ton of people have seen. A movie about a bad person, with a guy from 90210 that OD's on heroin. Matt apologizes for his past and gives yet another reason he's a bad person. Doug questions whether next week is a good idea. A live guest is told to take a seat... It's just a podcast, relax.…

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S12E03: Silverado 2:55:25

1 year ago2:55:25

2:55:25

Count the number of times whore is said as a drinking game. I'm sorry, you're dead... A Kevin Costner film where he is really not the star... Is David Carradine in this film? Matt's son refuses an opportunity to defend himself... Doug's requirements for his bachelor party... All that and a lot more...…

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S12E02: Runaway 2:12:34

2 years ago2:12:34

2:12:34

Watch what you do at the beach... One slips past the censors... The girl from Cheers or the girl from Dirty Dancing? Michael Crichton... The bassist from Kiss... Johnson! Short, but that doesn't mean bad, just ask Doug...

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S12E01: Malone 2:15:16

2 years ago2:15:16

2:15:16

Grab an unfiltered camel and sit for a spell... Does Matt have VD? Can Matt make it through a podcast without a Can't Buy Me Love clip? How bad is Burt Reynolds wig? How creepy is the May/December relationship in the movie? Season 12 kicks off with a movie that is...what it is...

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S11E17: Varsity Blues 2:44:32

2 years ago2:44:32

2:44:32

Matt is a bad person, but is trying to change... Doug has bad taste and sticks to his guns... Ass eating... Themes for next season are discussed... Football in Texas... Segments go away... The 11th season wraps up and we prepare for a film no one has even heard of...

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S11E16: Under Siege 2:54:48

2 years ago2:54:48

2:54:48

Can a bad person star in a good movie? Can two bad people create a good podcast? Is listening to the radio during a crisis appropriate? So much Steven Seagal voice... Matt gets called out for his movie choices... Matt decides to outsource his movie choices for next season...

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S11E15: Elf 2:15:01

2 years ago2:15:01

2:15:01

It's a family affair. Matt (and family) jump to the 2000's to take a look at the Will Ferrel cosplay vehicle Elf. Does it work? Does it hold up? Some segments stay, some do not. Is Matt a curmudgeon? All this and more...

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S11E14: Full Metal Jacket 3:00:52

2 years ago3:00:52

3:00:52

Smile Theo, it's Christmas. Matt realizes he was an asshole in high school. When is a movie two movies? Does it live up to the nostalgia? How the hell is this a Matt movie? Matt's season of 80s bangers comes to a close. They're paying for you, you listen to it.

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S11E13: Scrooged 3:32:47

2 years ago3:32:47

3:32:47

This episode has everything... Joey joins Matt and Doug for the 4th time. Betamax Rewind expands its empire... Betamax Rewind loses a listener... Pubic hair in museums...and after divorce... Are homemade gifts shitty? Can a mass murderer be redeemed? What movies is Matt NOT doing for his non-80s films? And check out the cover art, Matt takes a lot of time on this shit... All this and more...…

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S11E12: Night Shift 3:02:25

2 years ago3:02:25

3:02:25

Apologies for any sex workers that listen to the podcast. So many interruptions... Matt and Doug talk about strip club interactions. Does everyone have a past? Is tossing salad okay? How many salads has the salad tosser tossed before the current salad? Cheating in a dream. Doug has his Spielberg moment.…

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S11E11: Ghostbusters 3:07:47

2 years ago3:07:47

3:07:47

There's something strange on your podcast feed, who you gonna call...Joe Rogan. Or Matt and Doug Comedies are hard. How does it hold up? Does Dana have a kind chin? Completely overlook Matt and Doug's opinions on the afterlife. Anyway....

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S11E10: Glory 2:42:33

2 years ago2:42:33

2:42:33

Treading on some shaky ground. Are Matt and Doug mature enough (as podcasters, not as people) to handle this movie? How many Sarahica Jessica Parker jokes will there be? A war movie, but a war movie that neither host knows much about that particular war. Join in the fun and discuss the civil war...

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S11E09: Trading Places 3:09:06

2 years ago3:09:06

3:09:06

Winthorpe...Winthrope...Grumman...who knows? Does money make the man or does man make the money? Eddie Murphy at the height of his Eddie Murphyness... Jamie Lee Curtis gets topless... Dan Aykrod is there as well... Coming off a nearly five hour podcast we reset the balance... Is it the all-time comedy as believed or just something else? Listen and find out.…

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S11E08: Raiders of the Lost Ark 4:39:43

2 years ago4:39:43