S07E22: Rivercast 3: The Search For... Betamax Rewind With Matt And Doug podcast

2:54:22

If you don't want to hear about high school nostalgia this one might not be for you... I would have bet cash money this would be shorter than 2:15... And I would have lost... We're just simple men, we like simple pleasures... Doug is a human toilet seat... Matt breaks someone else's toys... Biggest 80s action stars... Weed talk with Matt and Doug... Having sex with crazy people... Smoking in the boys room... Hand jobs and blow jobs... Hot high school teachers... Doug had more game than Matt and this makes Matt spiral... Who gets the last word this week...…

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S16E04: Rambo: First Blood Part II 2:31:47

8 days ago2:31:47

2:31:47

Matt is a liar... Joey pees everywhere... Doug does community service... Doug talks about another movie at length and dog death... Instead of not paying his internet bill Doug opts to not pay his electric bill... Lots of talk of whelming... Vaginas in the wild... What Matt says as he's about to go deep... Lastly there's a section where I swear Doug makes as many sexual euphemisms as possible without actually saying anything sexual...…

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S16 E03: Scanners 2:56:38

15 days ago2:56:38

2:56:38

Joey AKA Scanner joins the show... What is a handjob... Doug is mean to Matt... Doug can't be waved off... Friends... Matt is a champion... Doug is a dick...again... Some good acting... Who gets the last word this week... A little uneven, but what isn't...

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S16 E02: Beverly Hills Cop 2:52:44

22 days ago2:52:44

2:52:44

Matt gets his feelings hurt... RIP Mitchel... Did Matt go too far... People actually read this shit, who knew... Stupid dog... Matt moves back into the master bedroom... Bourbon talk... Doug is an alcoholic... Doug is dick... Doug pulls a power move every week... Matt pulls a rocket reference out of his ass... Doug texts pornographic materials in the middle of the podcast... Matt's jokes are too smart for the average bear... Is it an all-timer or an all-time disappointment...…

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S16E01: Cruising 2:32:59

29 days ago2:32:59

2:32:59

Why are Matt and Doug going to hell, let me count the ways... Gay jokes... More gay jokes... Yet even more gay jokes... Pope jokes... Thong watching... A new season, a troubling Doug theme... A movie with ambiguity... Matt knows the S&M terminology a little too well... Guys getting stabbed all over the place... Literally and figuratively... We assume the position and lube up for a leather daddy fantasy... Season 16 fists its way open...…

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S15E17: Happy Death Day 2:16:56

5 weeks ago2:16:56

2:16:56

A musical episode... Puberty... Yub Nub... Deja Vu all over again... Funk from the junk... T-shirts' true use... Tree or Tre... Matt realizes he's STILL a terrible person... Doug explains the Houdini... A live guest in studio... The end of an era... Will Ferrell walks past naked... A puppet meme... Season 15 stabs its way to the end...…

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S15E16: Tears of the Sun 2:41:53

6 weeks ago2:41:53

2:41:53

A clip from the past... Doug doesn't smoke... Matt burns his house down... Matt sleeps with someone new... Doug is a dick... Matt is on the spectrum and has no 'tism' hand... Doug contributes to the notes for the first time... Soul talk... Matt tries to make some jokes in a non-funny movie... Doug gets it wrong...again... For the record rock to the heart...…

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S15E15: The Fly 2:15:25

7 weeks ago2:15:25

2:15:25

Once again Matt didn't take notes during the podcast... Matt has a birthday and gets his bucket list denied... Doug doesn't care about green jackets... Matt flashes a stranger... Ball shaving... Swearing is sexy... The podcast is getting more mature... No delays, just shitty podcasting... Is the movie stupid sci-fi horror or a genuinely good/great film... Doug proclaims he is the comedy engine of the podcast... All that and more as we get gene spliced with...…

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S15E14: The Terminator 2:24:46

8 weeks ago2:24:46

2:24:46

Cut or uncut... What shoes are for old people... Doug living the bachelor life... Doug gets creeped out by phone sex Matt... Is it a classic or a classic disappointment... Matt adds to the list of stupid shit he wants to do... Doug makes a plan to shoot Matt with a gun... Trash can theft... Unnecessary sex scenes... Doug really leans on the Matt is a bum trope... A doc to watch as an 80s child in Wisco... A couple of odd breaks, but I think we hid most of them...…

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S15E12: Body Double 2:36:57

9 weeks ago2:36:57

2:36:57

Sometimes you just leave the mistakes in... Doug let himself go... Matt works hard on the podcast... Jeffrey Dahmer... Hierarchy of cheating... Matt pees and doesn't come back... Is taking panties out of the trash weird... Visitors... Ethics in porn... Dig into the trash and take a deep breath.. All that and more as we talk about...…

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S15E12: Above the Law 2:33:34

10 weeks ago2:33:34

2:33:34

Napalm sticks to kids... Underwear talk... Is Pam Grier hot... Pedo jokes... Do nuns shave... Confessions... Circle jerks... Doug is a sodomist... When is a popped collar appropriate... Do priests compare confessions... Matt wants to try heroin... Is Sharon Stone in this film... Matt takes umbrage with something Doug did... Look at the podcast episode image, Matt works hard on this shit...…

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S15E11: The Hitcher 2:11:40

11 weeks ago2:11:40

2:11:40

Vocal fry or head injury, you decide... Once again Matt didn't take notes... Once again Matt will eat garbage... Doug doesn't understand why Jen married Matt... Oscar caliber acting... A date movie... Doug isn't fooled by subterfuge... Is 1923 This is Us in the old West... Battlestar Galactica talk... All this and more...…

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S15E10: Tron 2:11:18

12 weeks ago2:11:18

2:11:18

Matt is supposed to take notes during the podcast... He didn't... At least Doug paid his internet bill this week... Fewer whores this week... Doug is a Milwaukee celebrity... Matt is having someone look into his ass... Matt prepares for divorce... Doug watched this movie so long ago the movie is a dot to him... A technological marvel, is it marvelous... A film where every character has two names, yet Matt calls one character by a different name the entire time... All this and more as the boys hit the game grid and plays some...…

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S15E09: Unforgiven 2:29:51

13 weeks ago2:29:51

2:29:51

Death of a legend... Doug's internet woes continue... Should we just call this a whore cast... How our wives improved us... The delay in our show just allows more time to fill our hearts... Is the movie as good as advertised, or just over-rated... Whores...whores everywhere... All that and more as we put on our cowboy hat and see if we're...…

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S15E08: Escape from Alcatraz 2:10:39

15 weeks ago2:10:39