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Getting Arrested, Peeing in Cement, and Drafting the Ultimate Karen 🚔🎨🍌

If you’ve ever wondered what crime your friends think you’d get arrested for, this is the episode for you. We kick things off with Chris trying to guess what felony David would most likely commit, and honestly… some of these are too accurate.

Then, things take a turn:
👮 Chris got pulled over – did he talk his way out of it, or is he recording this from county lockup?
💦 If you were submerged in wet cement up to your waist and it hardened, could you still pee? (This is the kind of scientific research we prioritize.)
🧥 How the f*** do you fix a hoodie drawstring? (Seriously, why is this harder than solving world hunger?)

And because we can’t stay on topic for more than five minutes:
🍌 Chris met the Savannah Bananas – and no, that’s not a weird sex cult, it’s a baseball team.
🎨 Famous painting or toddler scribble? We put our art knowledge (or lack thereof) to the test.
📍 GeoGuessr proves we have no idea where anything is.
🔄 Small world moments that make you rethink reality.

Other highlights include:

• Netflix prices are up again, because of course they are.
• What’s the point of jellyfish? No, really—what do they even do?
• How can you drive for 149 hours across Russia and still be in Russia?!
• The “Karen Draft” – assembling the most insufferable lineup of all time.
• What’s your go-to “struggle meal”? (If you’ve eaten a ketchup sandwich, we see you.)
• If your sex life was a movie, what would the title be? (Prepare for some depressing and/or wildly optimistic answers.)

And of course, this week’s Pour Choices, because at this point, alcohol is the only thing holding this podcast together. 🍻

Buckle up for chaos, dumb questions, and the occasional existential crisis—just another day on the Pour Choices Show.

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Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
1:27 – IF I GOT ARRESTED…
3:22 – CHRIS GOT PULLED OVER
9:22 – COULD YOU PEE IN HARDENED CEMENT?
11:08 – PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS
14:00 – FIXING DRAWSTRINGS
12:27 – MILLION DOLLAR IDEA
19:33 – HVAC UPDATE
20:37 – SAVANNAH BANANAS
24:00 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITT ROMNEY!
27:00– RANDOM THINGS
30:32 – LITTLE PEEPS
31:22 – TAMPA ART FESTIVAL
38:22 – ABSTRACT ART
41:25 – WHO PAINTED IT – FAMOUS ARTIST OR TODDLER?
47:22 – SMALL WORLD, AINT IT?
51:48 – KAREN DRAFT
58:07 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES
59:42 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS YOUR GO TO "STRUGGLE" MEAL?
1:04:09 – ASK REDDIT
– IF A MOVIE WAS MADE ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE, WHAT WOULD THE TITLE BE?1:07:00 – OUTRO

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